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Cast me in the new Search for Gollum

@ogwausa Then why the fuck is our gas so high? America first, not so much...

We’re ready, Mr. President.

@SpillTheMemes @HaeSicks

LMAO 😂😂😂

@timburchett Dammit my Mom was right the whole time

Public Service Announcement: If your “cornbread” is sweet it is not cornbread it is cake.

@HumanityChad Yikes, Feels cruel to me....

Mother gets to meet her dead daughter through artificial intelligence and VR ❤️‍🩹 I’m sobbing 😭😭

@angelaroosee SpaceX has the most powerful rocket in the world. The one used for the Artimus mission is Nasa's most powerful rocket

This was my first time ever seeing a rocket launch 🤣I was in shock seeing Artemis II take off to the moon!! The ground was shaking!! That was on the most powerful and largest rockets ever built. The total Artemis 2 project is projected to cost $93B. Less than the $533B wasted on fraud EACH year in the USA. STOP THE FRAUD SO WE CAN EXPLORE SPACE MORE!! If space exploration is a waste of money than what is the $180 billion in fraud has occurring across welfare, Medi-Cal, and unemployment insurance (UI) systems since Governor Gavin Newsom took office in 2019??? Corrupt Govenors like @timwalz and @GavinNewsom are spending more money on fraud than the trip of 4 astronauts to the moon and back, to do experiments and prepare to colonize it. Entrepreneurs make the world go around, corrupt politicians destroy it.

Morning y’all, here’s a song from us GEN X’ers to all you others🤣🤣 language warning for all the sensitive ferries

@WaltripBrewing I could use a hot dog and a beer RN

🍺 We’ve kept this secret too long, and we have been notified that fan leaked this image last weekend. As a result… We are proud to announce the latest beer from Michael Waltrip Brewing Company, Martinsville Hot Dog Water Beer. 🌭 Tactfully crafted for a discerning crowd, “Hot Dog Water” is a bespoke creation derived from the actual post-race-weekend hot dog water found at the track. Hot-brewed and unfiltered, “Hot Dog Water” is projected to become a staple in the Michael Waltrip Brewing portfolio. #michaelwaltripbrewing #MartinsvilleHotDog #AprilFools

Responsible....

@NASA knowing that they exploded two space shuttles and couldn’t pick up their astronauts from the international space station. I’m nervous today.

@wspolice Well, I love these random post's from random Police agencies....Well done, and thank you for all you do!

We’re excited to announce the launch of the D.O.N.T. traffic safety initiative. D-Don’t be distracted O-Observe your surroundings N-Never assume others will stop T -Texting can wait Let’s work together to keep our roads safe. D.O.N.T. Use common sense. Every stop, every time.

@ChesterCheetah Hold up......

After 40 great years, we’re saying goodbye to Chester. Meet our new mascot, Shester.

@TheCriticalDri1 Magnus proportions here bud....Respect

My anthem for this fine, fine Wednesday.

@raisingcanes @CocaCola BRILLIANT!

Mckenna Grace was the first to try the Cane’s Sauce Coke… would you?? @raisingcanes x @CocaCola #AprilFools

@GSO_Police Hahahaha

Well, this has been fun. IT is coming to take my stuff now, so, guess this is it.

@TiffanyFong Whoa, whoa, whoa.....Not that there's anything wrong with that

i’m gay!

@NASASolarSystem Um...It's the dark side of the moon....Pink Floyd, look it up

Moon phases, but different. 🌖 🌒 Soon, humans will be on the far side of the Moon. From the Artemis II crew's POV, the Moon phase will be the opposite of what we see on Earth. Follow us for lunar science updates throughout the mission. Where will you view the full Moon from?

Thank you @KidRock. @USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸

@Petes_Diary @marshallamps @petedank Brilliant...Do the whole song next time please and thank you

Wishing my hero #angusyoung a very happy 71st birthday ⚡️ Playing my 1968 Gibson SG through the @marshallamps Studio Vintage stack ⚡️ @petedank 🎸 #downpaymentblues #acdc #gibsonsg #marshallamps

@attackdogX @TheRicanMemes It's still a banger.....Awesome song

@TheRicanMemes Do yall remember that song “Godzilla” by Blue Oyster cult? I think it’s from the 70’s 😂

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