Humanity’s Officer

Think this update has highlighted multiple issues with the game itself, but by extension have even more so highlighted the issues with the community, that being the blind haters and blind glazers are both insufferable. Point and case, seeing negatives in the recent patches, but also pointing out positives and vice versa. The glazers and divers somehow unite their gooberbrain behavior to tell you how silly you are for highlighting negatives amongst positives and highlighting positives amongst negatives. And then you wonder how y'all get the labels you do.

@ConceptualJames Oh no, i agree with james lindsay…

This warning label exists because of people who want you to push the blue button.

I have not forgotten. I expect a product that meets certain personal criteria, if it doesn’t provide value in my estimation then i dont purchase. But my value judgment is not necessarily yours or anyone else’s so i let them make their own choices without condemnation regardless of whether i deem it valid or not. AH is bad on lots of stuff, but nuance is key

@HumanityOfficer I’m the customer, you are the customer. We are not pals, not buddies, not employees, not viewers, not followers of AH. They work to earn our patron and our money. Do not forget how this relationship is supposed to work.

The warbond is actually fine, nothing in life is ever perfect. We as a community need to stop hyping each other up on negativity. If you’re going to hold AH accountable for their mistakes, you must first hold yourself accountable for yours.

@Med1_D1v3r Got called a glazediver today for the first time. Am i a true patriot now 😜

this point will never not be disproven

Because heterosexuals are famous for only doing missionary and never copulating without the goal of reproducing. What a reduction to absurdity. Im sorry if you are surrounded by milquetoast conservatives, but in my experience even the dumb ones are the most skeptical and humble (self questioning) people i’ve met. Seems like maybe a projection…

Conservatives don't understand relationships. They don't know how attraction and love works. They believe it to be purely based on reproduction. This is why transphobic men get so angry when they realise they are attracted to trans women because it breaks this breeder ideology.

@TruthInspectorD @YuletideFrost “Shows your true colors to those who chose blue” you mean the dead idiots? Besides, I don’t require the validation of strangers. My God and my family are sufficient

@YuletideFrost Absolutely insane take.

Picking red makes you complicit in and willing to murder people if it means you are guaranteed to live, but EVERYONE has to think like you, therein picking red will never win and only shows your true colours to those who picked blue to save others

@Poodros Lol clankersreich. Thats awesome

Hold up guys, Mr. CyberstanGPT is gonna show us how well preserved Cyberstan is under the clankersreich

@VoiceCyberstan Never played it, but they look great in the pictures

@HumanityOfficer I don't know why, but I don't like the cloaks in HD2 at all. They're more attractive in the first part

I also underestimated how much i’d like it

@FireflyEnjoyer We are accountable for our expectations. As they should be for their delivery

@HumanityOfficer How do I hold myself accountable for not forgetting to buff frv & sentry health 2 updates in a row?

God created wine to gladden the heart of man. Drinking alcohol is not only not a sin, but a gift from God.

@VoiceCyberstan This would be awesome. They really do need to release one of these

@HumanityOfficer The only mistake is the lack of a "cyborg peacekeeper" cape in HD2

@giveashitnature Vultures/Condors are the coolest animals.

Vultures eat anthrax, botulism, rabies, and cholera for breakfast. Their stomach acid is among the most corrosive in the animal kingdom, with a pH around 1, low enough to dissolve the bones, hide, and pathogens of dead animals that would kill almost anything else. A vulture eating a diseased carcass isn't a vector for disease, it's a terminus. The disease chain ends in the vulture's gut, and that's pretty hardcore. When vulture populations crashed in India in the 1990s, rotting livestock carcasses sat where vultures used to clean them. Feral dogs and rats took over the cleanup, both of which actually do spread rabies. Researchers later linked the vulture collapse to roughly 500,000 deaths in India over the following decade. The same collapse is now underway in sub-Saharan Africa. Six of eleven African vulture species are threatened with extinction, primarily from poisoned poaching baits. The animals nobody finds cute are doing more public health work than most of the species we actively protect.

When you have the case of the f@!*kits, make sure it's on a day that counts.

So they released the Poverty Level and Cost of Living numbers for the US. Poverty Line: Single person - below $15,960/yr Family of 4 - below $33,000/yr. Cost Of Living: Single - $55,260/yr. Family of 4 - $116,580 With Childcare - $129,444

When Servants of Freedom dive on a megafactory

@GigaBasedDad Hey, who’s cutting onions?!?

I dare you to watch this without feeling something

“Love your enemies” implies the existence of enemies. Act accordingly

@tanpukunokami Wait until he learns about German salat

A follower showed me something called "Ambrosia Salad" the other day. …Is this real? Like, an actual thing people eat? Marshmallows. Whipped cream. Canned fruit. Coconut. …all of that? In one bowl? What is even supposed to go in a salad anymore? This is a salad?? I'm sorry, in what universe.

@MaxwellScarf @Truth_Officer @MaxxTrapp @ApocalypticSuit Righteous mentioned!!

Speedrun before work featuring The CrackDivers