Mathew H

Hurt people, hurt people.

@kat_maryb No such thing as leftover bacon

What do you do with leftover bacon?

Kyle Schwarber made this video for Jon Lester during his last season in Chicago. This team 🤣🍿

@Cubs Nico Hommer

OH NICO HOERNER, WHERE DO WE EVEN BEGIN?

@cartierfamilyZ @LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO It looks like Candace met her match…

@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO Wow

God hates you @RealCandaceO. It’s why he gave Charlie to Erika and why you didn’t even get to say goodbye to him. God hates you. Look in the mirror and internalize how much God hates you. We all hate you. Humanity hates you. And you are irredeemable.

@yoonb1ko No it feels awful

sooo men why do you guys keep thrusting a few more times after c*mming??? does it feel good?

@obvious_shirts Some say he is overpaid….

NICO HOERNER IS THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW! HOLY COW!!! 6-3 CUBS!!!

@aakashgupta I can’t wait until we finally land on the moon

Look at this astronaut's face during reentry, knowing the capsule exterior is at 5,000°F. The physics of why he's alive are wild. The air in front of the capsule compresses so violently at Mach 25 that it turns into plasma. 5,000°F on the surface. Half the temperature of the sun. The heat shield absorbs that energy by literally burning itself away, layer by layer, carrying the heat with it as gas. One inch of material is the entire margin. On the outside of that inch: 5,000°F. On the inside: 75°F. Room temperature. The thermal gradient across that single inch is the steepest temperature drop humans have ever engineered. The orange glow in the window is ionized nitrogen and oxygen. That plasma is why comms go black for six minutes during reentry. Ground control can't reach the crew. The astronauts are alone inside a fireball, falling at 25,000 mph, watching the laws of thermodynamics keep them alive through a 1-inch wall. Artemis II did exactly this last night. Four astronauts hit Earth's atmosphere at 24,664 mph, rode a 4,900°F plasma sheath for six minutes of radio silence, and splashed down a mile from target. The heat shield is now being inspected for cracks. They found over 100 on the last unmanned test.

@ggreenwald @brad_polumbo Sounds like a good password to me

@brad_polumbo 🏳️‍🌈

just call me a f*g at this point

@sagesteele @RonDeSantis Welcome home! You will love it here!

So proud to be a resident of The Free State of Florida!! Thank you, @RonDeSantis 🙏🏽

@senatorbabet If this were true, don’t you think he would be dead by now?

YES ALIENS ARE ALREADY HERE! I was briefed by intelligence this morning on a developing situation. Details are highly classified. Australians will understand soon enough. Stay calm.

@cartierfamilyZ Discrimination! I hope he sues!

The Chicago bulls released Jaden Ivey is completely shameful

@CollinRugg @Timcast Sue!

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN. Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ. "They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'" "They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness." He said nothing wrong.

@obvious_shirts If Shota can get going, this team will have a great chance to go deep in the playoffs

Edward Cubrera better head straight to the showers after his because he was absolutely filthy tonight. And he didn’t have close to his best stuff. I’m so glad he’s on our team. #Cubs

She was not playing around 💀

@obvious_shirts She’s definitely a Cub!

YOU CAN’T SPELL “GOAT” WITHOUT TAYLOR MCGREGOR!!! ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! #Cubs

@Cubs One of many!

ALEX BREGMAN, CHICAGO.

@Cubs We are so back!

Final: Nationals 10, Cubs 4.

Amen

BREAKING: Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Chicago Cubs are finalizing a long-term contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Crow-Armstrong, coming off a 30-30 season and a Gold Glove, will get a big payday as the Cubs lock up a franchise-caliber talent.

@DaRealAmberRose Clothe yourself and I will

I love you, say it back 😍💋