BANDO NORRIS

Seen this viz from @Transfermarkt doing the rounds today. Ive just gone through and highlighted all the teams in Europe this season. Make of that what you will.

Well…that was me told! On Monday on Sky Sports News I suggested the length & severity of Tottenham Hotspur’s injury list is making this an extremely difficult job for Roberto De Zerbi & a blemish on the win at Wolves but he has no time for sulking. I’ve nothing but admiration for this response to me today. #THFC

@thfc_jp @KESPedits Then Thomas Frank happened

Don’t think I’m ever gonna get over how hyped I was for this season man… #thfc

@owenthfc__ The final Son shirt is goated

A weird fascination I have is seeing players in shirts they're never actually worn, either competitively or weeks before leaving

I love that the guy who made this just said F it and ran back the entire Tupac song a second time

@SpursArmyTweets More agent quotes than defensive contributions

🚨🎙️ Radu Dragusin’s agent, Florin Manea, has been talking to the media yet AGAIN. “I said we won’t talk until the end of the championship; he’s focused on saving Tottenham. “I also talked to him last night. We have time, no one is rushing us for now. If someone calls me, you’ll realise I’m talking, but I haven’t been contacted, I’m telling you the truth. “His priority now is saving Tottenham. I haven’t talked to Fiorentina, Juventus or even Tottenham. I’ll arrive in England next week, I’ll meet with Radu and we’ll see.”

@InvertTheWing No wonder spurs want him

Goretzka's playing like someone who got woken up from a nap before being substituted on.

@AlasdairGold Don't speak too soon, the medical staff still has time

No issue for Randal Kolo Muani and he's expected to be available to face Villa this weekend. Suggestions of a hamstring injury believed to be wide of the mark.

@Lilywhite_Rose @WillLankshear

🏆 Oxford Young Player of The Year and Golden Boot winner @WillLankshear ⚽️

He would have been 26 today

@TottenhamMasky Pacey CB on FM

One of our own, Malachi Fagan-Walcott, wins the National League with York City 🤍🏆

A fantastic late save to preserve the clean sheet 🧤 Brilliant, Toni 🤍

@ChristinaZandes They're just the first line of defense for the Lewis family

Tweedledum and Tweedledee, thanks for ruining our club.

The only thing Connor Gallagher does is provide a false sense of security for scared managers

@InvertTheWing Funny because Spence Xavi left is just as shit. How about just play Souza?

Kolo Muani-Pedro Porro is the worst RHS I have seen. De Zerbi has some serious, serious explaining to do.

@change4spurs Questionable wins and Frank drove Kudus into the ground with no backup strategy

We were this good few months ago. Where did this form go?

@jaydmharris @TheAthleticFC @SebSB @David_Ornstein Lange is the single most negatively discussed topic across Spurs fan posts this season. Worse than injuries. Worse than relegation. Fans want him gone before anything else gets built. Adding someone "alongside" Lange is the opposite of what the fanbase is demanding.

@thfcas18_v2 The clear reason is they brought in a good manager and gave him time while Vinai and Lange couldn't get over their Thomas Frank fetish.

Remember when Wolves gave West Ham a beating at the first week of this year. Thought they would be gone. Now we are 2 points below them. Reason : West Ham brought quality players that would help them get over the line while we signed that bricklayer called Gallagher, some 19yr old Brazilian NPC and "tried to sign Semenyo". ENIC. Vinai. Lange. All have blood in their hands. Also, Frank for being a yes man. Criminals.

@FUTASPOR He's playing mind games. He's getting every call for the rest of the season.

🗣️ Erling Haaland: “Gabriel’in bana kafa atması nedeniyle onun kırmızı kart görmesini sağlayabilirdim. Ama babam bana ayakta kalmayı öğretti.” x.com/LiverpoolLnd/s…