Banana Joe

@MagneticNorse A true philosopher.

Hard to swallow pills

@catturd2 The Pope called...

She went from strong and conservative to a weak, woke, globalist nutjob, overnight, What happened?

@BBGreatMoments Look at all the soy boys.

That was absolutely insane 😂🥜

@ick_real Depression.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

@carlosmigliaro @agusantonetti Mas pendejo no puedes estar.

@agusantonetti Así que ya se la saben. Los gringos siendo los racistas y antidemócratas de siempre.

🇺🇸 — Noticia importante para todos aquellos que quieran seguir viajando o viviendo en los Estados Unidos. El Departamento de Estado acaba de anunciar que, a partir de hoy, comenzarán a restringir visas a todos aquellos que trabajen o hayan colaborado para enemigos de los Estados Unidos (directa o indirectamente), especialmente en América Latina. > Esto quiere decir a todos aquellos que hayan colaborado de alguna manera con la dictadura cubana, venezolana, nicaragüense (colaboraciones directas con el gobierno o sus empresas, medios de comunicación, entre otras), también a personas cercanas al régimen ruso, chino o iraní. > Para comenzar, esta mañana se le han aplicado restricciones de visado a 26 personas de la región y este apenas es el comienzo. Si odias a Estados Unidos, la libertad y la democracia, quédate en tu país o vete a lo países que defiendes.

@alexNewman2025 @jackprandelli Thats the stupid take. They can’t.

@jackprandelli stupid act. What will happen if China suspend all the US ships in their Sea?

🚢 Chinese-owned tanker "Rich Starry" attempted to exit Hormuz. Made it partway through. Full U-turn. Crawled back to Iran. No shots fired. No diplomacy needed. Just presence. This is what maritime superiority looks like in practice. 🇨🇳 Chinese-owned vessel turned back Bessent said China would pause Iranian oil purchases. The Rich Starry just proved him right. Xi needs oil. Trump controls the exit. Full breakdown in my latest article, link here👇 themerchantsnews.substack.com/p/the-iran-war…

@Leoogomez_ Y los derechos humanos de los no criminales?

Estos son los pelotudos que cagaron su pais votando a un comunista 🙄

@APompliano Oh shut up Pomp. Lol

Bitcoin critics are in shambles because the digital currency has been one of the big winners of the geopolitical conflict. While investors have been dumping other assets, bitcoin continues have a positive return.

@Cointelegraph Nobody cares.

🇨🇳 TODAY: Chinese professor Jiang Xueqin says Bitcoin is a "CIA operation," questioning where the blockchain servers are located.

@elconde_nad0 Pena

Menciona algo que le haya dado México al mundo

@elconde_nad0 Es un pinche asco, ni para que ir.

Consejos para cuando vayas a CDMX 🇲🇽 -Irte con tres horas de anticipación si tienes cita. -No dejarte bolear lo zapatos frente a Bellas Artes. -No dejarte colocar pulseras en La Villa. -No dejarte tomar fotos de "10 pesos" en Chapultepec, te van a salir en $300 al final. -No comprar teléfonos en la calle, te van a aplicar el famoso "cambiazo". -No comprar electrónicos en Plaza Meave, te van a pedir adelanto para sacarlo de bodega, es estafa. -No entregar tu celular en la calle República de El Salvador para que le pongan una mica "gratis", te lo van a robar. -No tomar bicitaxis en el centro, te van a dar un precio y después te van a querer cobrar por persona extra o por peso extra. -Guarda tu celular al entrar y salir del metro en una bolsa con cierre. -No vayas a las terrazas del zócalo. Son estafa. ¡NO TE APENDEJES! Si me faltó algo, agréguenlo 🙏

@AlTayWeiss Perhaps you are the soy boy here, they pay you rent. Fix it instead of bitching on X.

Property management in 2026: Grown Millennials won’t pick up a screwdriver to fix something in their unit that would take 20 seconds. Instead, they write a 400 word ChatGPT essay about it with civil codes…then threaten to sue if we don’t handle it immediately. It’s gotta be the soy milk at this point.

@BTCNewsGlobal Blocked

@Patriota_81 Why did you go there to begin with?

Walking through the Vatican, I remember saying to my mom, “This is absolutely gorgeous… but it feels like it goes against everything Jesus taught.” The gold, the gilt, the pageantry, the guarded walls, the lavish robes, the opulent altars, the unimaginable wealth… it’s breathtaking, but hard not to wonder how any of it aligns with a man who preached humility, simplicity, and detachment from earthly riches.

@otakara18 I bet it's made with toxic materials and it will degrade very soon.

中国ではこのような小さな家がすでに全国で販売されているらしい どう思う？

@parasitoahorro No pues deja me pongo el truco de tatuaje.

Tu padre compró una casa en España: - Hace 15 años - 150.000 € Hoy vale 450.000 €. Si la vende: Ganancia patrimonial: 300.000 € · Impuestos (IRPF ahorro aprox.): 19–28% · Pagaría 70.000–75.000 € en impuestos Ahora, si no la vende y tú la heredas: · Plusvalía municipal mucho menor · Pagas Impuesto de Sucesiones · No pagas IRPF por esa revalorización En muchas CCAA: muy reducido o casi 0 € Y lo más importante: El valor de compra se “resetea”: Para Hacienda, tú heredas la casa a 450.000 €, no a 150.000 €. Conclusión: Vender en vida = pagar fuerte a Hacienda Heredar = mucho más eficiente fiscalmente Guárdate este truco, algún día lo necesitarás.

@ronsterd89 Ron , you look like a dead man walking, how is any of this your problem?

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@RyanMcKinnell We peaked as humanity back then.

I know Im old but I dont give a single fuck. We did it better: music, drugs, food, camping, partying, MMA, pro wrestling, movies, video games - all of it. Take your pick. It was the last gasp of human excellency before the internet & cameras stole our souls. Argue with a wall.

@Copydat2025 @SusieM414141 Where is this?

@SusieM414141 I grew up around those creeks. Beautiful and water tasted great

Meanwhile in Florida we’ve got Go Boats and a fake gator! They have everything you need and then some!! Would you buy one? Go for a float with your friends.

@EricLDaugh They are sending their TEMU weapons.

🚨 President Trump just dropped this MAJOR WARNING to China and then walked away Q: "China is preparing to ship weapons to Iran..." TRUMP: "Well, if CHINA does that, China's gonna have BIG problems." Don't mess with Trump, China!