im not real

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im not real

@ImNotRealSo

the smartest moron ever conceived

가입일 Eylül 2025

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@BlondeyGill @Jack0fAllTradz @grfarmgoat @anymanfitness varying metabolisms means almost nothing unless you’re one of the very rare few with a illness or disorder. It may slow your progress down by a week at best if you have a slow metabolism…

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Matt Gill@BlondeyGill·13h

@Jack0fAllTradz @grfarmgoat @anymanfitness And we have varying metabolisms

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Jason Helmes@anymanfitness·20h

"1200 calories is starvation" is a psyop. If you are: - a woman - have a desk job - short - over 40 (perimenopause territory) Your maintenance calories are between 1500-1600 If you want to lose fat, you need to create a deficit somehow

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@JaleneCooke @Secretpolicia @anymanfitness @grfarmgoat You won’t gain weight if you’re under your caloric intake. No matter what you eat, at best you’ll be bloated.

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Jalene Cooke@JaleneCooke·14h

@Secretpolicia @anymanfitness @grfarmgoat I would suspect it is tied more to WHAT you are eating than how many calories. High sugar, high carb processed foods? You'll gain weight. Whole foods? Decent saturated fat and protein? Sounds about right.

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@AboutMusicYT people are so boring they’re actually talking about this

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About Music@AboutMusicYT·1d

Choi Yena goes mega viral for her cute ending fairy.

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@Muthia911 “once you understand very basic concepts” LMAO, holy shit. It’s crazy how dumb people are because this girl has followers.

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Muthia@Muthia911·1d

Not the best person to say this, but once you understand how body works, like an engine running nonstop, heart beating 60–100x/min to pump blood, lungs fueling every breath, systems working 24/7, you’d think twice about what you put into it. Google the explainer videos of this

Hey, do you like extra spicy noodles?

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@illprotectu unoriginal and performative, what’s new?

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vice@illprotectu·21h

BruceDropEmOff reveals his new look, paying homage to the iconic 2011 Wiz Khalifa blonde patch.

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@StreetFashion01 shame it’s hideous

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Outlander Magazine@StreetFashion01·15h

Bro, how did Ferrari merge Leather AND Wool into one jacket!? 🤯

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

dude blocked me after posting some anime meme, actual loser

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

holy hell we found a moron

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@AlpacaAurelius we melanoma maxing because “carnivore Aurelius” who lacks basic education said so?

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Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius·14h

scenes from a dermatologist conference in hawaii imagine thinking the sun, the source of all life on earth, that plants turn to and animals seek out, that makes you feel & look better every time you spend time in it... this is insanity

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@Roderick4392 @AlpacaAurelius Nobody I know actually has a dermatologist because we aren’t stupid. Skin care isn’t hard unless you have some illness.

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Sabo B Rock@Roderick4392·12h

@AlpacaAurelius I’m black and my dermatologist is the same way about sun exposure. I had never been to a dermatologist all my white co workers looked at me like I was crazy 😅 when I told them I had never seen one at 45 years old

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@btbytes @chrislakin my guy lacks basic self control lmaoooo, whole generation of losers selling products to bigger losers

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Chris Lakin@chrislakin·15h

nice! would you follow-up in 3–12 months?

Josh Billinson@jbillinson

Deeply humiliating to realize how much this overpriced chunk of plastic has improved my quality of life in just a week.

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@BosevskiGorgi 2C-B vape pen has gotta be the saddest invention yet

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Joe Macdonald@BosevskiGorgi·21h

Everytime I go to psychedelic conferences people want to show off their products to me, and last week in Denver I saw some pretty wild stuff. First up, this disposable 2C-B vape pen.

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@JoshHaggar @Iamjustatailor @AskofLeke @exitdave @RemClip @OnyxClips almost everything you encounter in life is a known carcinogen.

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josh haggar@JoshHaggar·9h

@Iamjustatailor @AskofLeke @exitdave @RemClip @OnyxClips If it has a known carcinogen, yes. Which by definition means it promotes cancer growth in human cells.

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Onyx@OnyxClips·1d

Travis Barker was telling his daughter Alabama to STAY AWAY from Bluetooth headphones because they cause cancer💀 "anything that says may cause cancer you gotta avoid"😭

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@_benjvmins_ uninteresting people getting Pinterest tattoos, what’s new?

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❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥@_benjvmins_·16h

there’s a deeper meaning here. lol

They just met each other and they both have the same tattoo sleeve 😂

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·8h

@houseprinc3ssa @erennyeagerrri @liloofag except you got cooked because you’re a moron and this further solidifies that face.

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tira miss sue@houseprinc3ssa·20h

@erennyeagerrri @liloofag Thankfully they’re mostly male shounen fans so it doesn’t count really

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tira miss sue@houseprinc3ssa·1d

Not too hard to guess which one got his shit rocked live in front of thousands and his ego shattered to pieces

Hunter x Hunter@HxH_Content

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·9h

@DRAMsaid expected, yatchys whole career relies on shit like this 😂

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DRAM back@DRAMsaid·22h

Yall gotta stop tryna rewrite history. That’s my song, featuring Yachty. What’s up with yall fr?

hueyˊ@wydhuey

Lil Yachty & DRAM’s track 'Broccoli' is now RIAA Certified Diamond 💿👷🏽‍♂️

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@GreatBritishMC dudes a walking insecurity 😂

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Great British MC 🇬🇧@GreatBritishMC·2d

Central Cee explains how he finds it difficult to watch movies and uses Marty Supreme as an example of how he has to create his own alternative storyline to enjoy anything 🤔

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@noit_anigami you know how boys are always joking about having big dicks? It’s basically that. The dad is lying to his son as a joke about having “two peepees” therefore making him seem manlier.

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The Noit🍴📺 COMMS OPEN (3/3)@noit_anigami·1d

Can somebody explain to me the punchline here because I remember reading this same comic strip like years ago and I just thought the sentence "daddy two peepees" was funny but what the hell is the joke here

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@SweetTexanRose this is so tragic

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Jen@SweetTexanRose·3d

If F•R•I•E•N•D•S was cast in 2026. I think they’d did pretty good for the most part, I just don’t know who the guys for Chandler or Ross are. 😂

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im not real@ImNotRealSo·1d

@smalltown_wife men are creeps however I feel like a lot of people haven’t grown out of the “spotlight syndrome” phase of life.

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𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢@smalltown_wife·1d

I had a roommate in college who CONSTANTLY thought everyone was staring at her (in a way like they were wowed by her) and that every man she encountered was checking her out. she wasn’t unattractive, just totally average looking. this phenomenon should be studied.

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