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@1Sufian_9 Reminds me of zayn lol. Maybe im racist

انتشر مقطع لبائع ذرة تركي حول العالم معروف بوسامته على التيك توك فقررت امرأة السفر من بلد أخرى إلى تركيا مخصوص لرؤية بائع الذرة الوسيم، وخلال رحلة التاكسي سألت السائق حتى عن طريق وصفه أين يمكنها أن تجده ومن شهرته كان يعرف مكانه. وعندما وصلت إلى كشك الذرة بعد ساعتين من القيادة، اكتشفت أن النساء اللواتي أمامها جئن من الخارج أيضًا فقط لرؤية هذا البائع. هل فعلًا ممكن تسوي كذا لرؤية شخص يبيع ذرة رأته على التيك توك فقط !!!

@pannchoa Face card never declines?

Korean media clarifies that Cha Eunwoo did not evade 20 billion won in taxes but 13 billion won due to reassessed amounts tinyurl.com/66axzmru

@brainenergy4me You got this bro as long as you’re making plans and working towards them

I’m almost 34, had a million unforeseen things not go my way, some very major, and still haven’t let go of the belief things will work out for me in the end

@germanicrapist @AKryptos1 @jensenjeans They dont pretend just cant make the distinction between what’s relevant and irrelevant

@AKryptos1 @jensenjeans pretending that insignificant details are relevant to the primary topic of discussion

Some tells of low intelligence I've noticed over the years: 1. Bad at dealing with ambiguity 2. Thinks with too little or much nuance 3. Bad at distinguishing what is from what ought 4. How poorly they speak relative to how difficult it is to say what they are saying.

@L0URDOFTHEFLIES Shhh dont ruin it for me

the pitt might actually set the record for fastest decline of a television show in history

@ANTIR0VER 세상에?! Western mindset leaking into the vassal state

Kai descobrindo a poligamia 🙎🏻‍♀️: eu fui em um encontro as cegas enquanto namorava 🐻: foi isso mesmo q eu ouvi? ta certo isso? 🙎🏻‍♀️: ta td bem, foi meu namorado q pediu 🐻: q sociedade (universitaria) bagunçada é essa? 🐻: vc é coreana?

@enjoyer_liberty Cant girlboss ur way to being attractive

@enjoyer_liberty Better luck next life, jess

This is what we mean when we say “hoeflation.” And it’s at all-time record highs. This is why men are opting out. Insanity.

@BoringBiz_ No 2 is good

Having watched many former colleagues stay back in investment banking to climb the promotion ladder, the reasons are usually one of the three > they realize that they are not passionate about finance but enjoy the money in banking. Going into private equity or hedge fund means you will be competing with people who are genuinely in love with their job. Going into corp dev means taking a massive pay cut. You can usually hang around the hoop in banking without building any real expertise and become pretty senior before being pushed out > they genuinely end up liking banking. The idea that multi billion dollar company CEOs and CFOs come to them for advice. They are in the business of getting deals done and providing solutions to clients. They prefer that aspect of the job vs taking directional views on a company and then waiting years to see if their thesis is working out. Client service and salesmanship comes to them more naturally. These are the people who end up staying back and actually trying to make MD in banking > they enjoy the continuity of the job. Banking hours suck but they like the culture / people at their firm. They weren’t sure what to do with their life so they continued on with it. Ironically, these people are the best to work with. They care enough to be a good teammate, but not too much to become a hardo VP who blows up your midnight.

@BarneyFlames Vandy is a good school. Regional rep moreso than national?

> significantly more white AND more Asian > 25th percentile SAT score is same as Harvard > 75rh percentile SAT is actually higher Okay so their big secret is that their admission criteria is mostly test score based.

@WestsideLAGuy Ew

Why is Hinge allowing 4 girls to have a joint account (yes there’s 4 different names on the profile)? And they’re ostensibly looking for guy “friends.”

@glennwrites1 Err i meant actual slaves

@glennwrites1 Some ppl just born to be wage slaves

Absolutely disgusting Imagine living like this

@maximusgrave They dont like the truth

I just got a cease and desist letter from Delve's legal team about the parody video I made...

@CoachDanGo Noms

No one realizes how easy it is to eat 2000 calories in one sitting.

@TheEdPill Nah ive been on it a while

Most retarded nigga you know just started a Reta cycle

@pannchoa Who is this plastic surgery monster

aespa Giselle confesses to wanting to change her stage name to 'Aeri' tinyurl.com/mr2uyksn

@FICMBondTrader Pick 2/3 of bullet one, thats it. High standards dont make sense here

My buddy's sister is looking for a husband. She can't find any suitors. She: -has MBA in accounting, worked for big 4 -take home 300k a year -is 35, but looks younger -Asian, 5'2, 130lbs Looking for in guy: -full hairline, must be 6ft+ for genes, not fat -no cap on earnings (founder pref), with 800k T/H minimum -must have at least one house, and tier 1 car -must be willing to hire nannys/chefs/house keeper Anyone else, besides me, that fits?

@DietCoke_Esq Coke zero > diet coke

I will litigate this. Diet Coke is just not the same drink. Coke Zero is regular Coke with no calories

@happygerbil909 @MiladyBonkle Lol

@MiladyBonkle ”Burnt out“ gifted kids (aka midwits who just developed faster)

corollary of the "gifted kid burnout" slop is a bunch of downwardly mobile failsons who look back on their bachelors degree as if it was some kind of esoteric trial only they could comprehend