Inger 🐀

@capitalweather hey cwg.live is redirecting to the paid WaPo site. What's up?

Yesterday's rain was an underperformer... The forecast was for 0.5-1.0" and we just got 0.15 to 0.5." The beaches and the mountains got doused though. DC split? More info at cwg.live

@ask_aubry Hate to say this but I feel like one male, white volunteer at that polling place would have made this a whole different story. That man doesn't have to listen women and CERTAINLY not women of color.

So he's in jail right?

@RebekahThack27 @KathySterling8 @NotHoodlum @9lackboxx Trump knows Slovenian? Girl he can barely get a sentence out in English.

@KathySterling8 @NotHoodlum @9lackboxx Ummmm he knows the language. Stop spreading lies

No one can understand a word Melania is saying, but it just cost Trump $500,000.

@Lemmiwinkidinks @ask_aubry Nah now he gets justice

@ask_aubry Omg I’d heard his story but NEVER heard the part about HOW he was found in the snow. I’ve just heard that he wound up being rescued and then it later turned out he was a murderer. Ugh that’s got to be an awful realization after knowing the guy got a second lease

This is crazy. For those who are into True Crime.

@neondeception You could take up knitting. That's what I do in winter. You and J could do it together!

Guess I'll watch another movie. That's all there is to do in winter, right?

@SparklesNSunsh2 @ask_aubry I could introduce you to my former MIL. She has complete control over her 53 year old son 🤣

@ask_aubry Can we get to the portion of the show where women are controlling men? I really wanna be there instead of the getting there stage. #SoOverMen

Let's be honest here, anatomically, there should be men in skirts and women in leggings and pants.

Dear @Delta can't believe you changed my flight tomorrow, I'm leaving 11 hours earlier than planned, and I got NO NOTICE. Now I'll have to Uber to the airport because nobody wants to take me at 5 am ($50) and my car rental costs more ($50). This is HORRIBLE customer service.

@misty013 @JohnCleese It's "so long" and believe it or not Monty Python isn't the only British humor.

@JohnCleese Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

Good bye, Twitter And thanks for dinner, Elon

@neondeception Yes

Skip work and go riding with the group? Someone tell me yes.

@neondeception That's a shitty way to feel

At the end of the day I'm alone. Don't really have friends. Not any that would stay around if I didn't ride bikes. Oh well.

@Tracey_HSTeach @Parkerlawyer It's crazy isn't it? I just had a dream about smoking 2 days ago (it's been 17 years).

@Parkerlawyer Oh goodness I smoked for years! I still dream about it and I haven’t had a cigarette in almost 20 years.

Daughter found a picture of me from the early 90s and she said, “What the hell Mom you have a cigarette in your hand! A CIGARETTE! And you are smiling so you knew someone was taking your picture! What in the WORLD were you thinking?” Um I guess I was thinking about how good that Marlboro Light tasted.

@fleasquasher @RegineSarai @ask_aubry This is very sweet

@RegineSarai @ask_aubry No romance want to fix that?" I'm just happy grandma got two good men in her life.

Oh hell no. Nope out of there lady!

@ask_aubry My mom told me this - but she was born in 1940. She also denied telling me this but my sister (6 years younger so definitely having this conversation at a different time) says Mom told her the same thing. We both ignored it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

What?!?!?

@ask_aubry He's not wrong. I want to marry rich and travel. He left out the part where I'm traveling alone and my rich husband can do whatever the hell he wants with his life as long as the money keeps flowing.

Yes it's well established. 😒

@_celia_bedelia_ Why are we instantly shooting someone because our car broke down?

Men are not okay, y’all.

@neondeception Being polite is never wrong 🤣

@Inger You never know!

Do you think Siri keeps track of how many times you say please and thank you?

@ben__America @AngryBlackLady I had the same problem with Samsungs. In fact, my iPhones last a lot longer.

@AngryBlackLady Finally left Apple and migrated yesterday to S24. I just can’t with Apple anymore.

@neondeception No but I think it's hysterical

Does anyone know what I would have signed up for that sends me BLXST and GQ magazines? They show up in the mail randomly. They are addressed to me. It's weird.

@neondeception Hmmm same here. I don't like it.

My phone has randomly went black screen with a loading icon a few times in the last two weeks. I've had to shut it off and turn it back on to get my apps access to things. These are blackberry and android problems. Not iPhone. What is happening?