neondeception

If I pin a tweet it'll have a hole in it.

I know verbal manipulation when I see it. I don't tolerate that shit anymore?

Phone call people are so weird.

No, I will not let you walk around with pickle in your cheeks like a squirrel.

I'm gonna put an earbud in. So if I don't hear you it's on purpose.

Dogs and cats are just bitches without thumbs.

Jarritos Tamarind is weird.

Would you love me if my body was shaped like Mewtwo?

We can only be friends if you have a deviated septum. You get a free friend pass if you have inverted nipples.

Arkansas doesn't know what 93 octane fuel is. Ugh. Come on. Do better.

Someone just liked a tweet I did in 2009 👀

Today started bad, but ended good. I socialized. With people. I talked to them. They responded.

Fuck today.

Fuck today

Socks. That is all.

Not to mention I still haven't been able to cancel my other phone line. Why? Because they want you on the phone so they can sell you other trash. Its 2026. These things should be done in an app. @TMobileHelp @TMobile

Got charged a late fee by @TMobileHelp @TMobile because they declined to tell me that the bank that I've been using for autopay for 7yrs is no longer acceptable. Doesn't say why. Won't give me anything about it except "GIVE ME MY $10 LATE FEE". What the fuck?

If it's something most people like I'm not supposed to complain about it. This is a social thing that I have a hard time remembering. People get angry at things I complain about.

Usb c. Such a great connector. I miss the lightning cable. It was so much better than this usb c trash.

One day I'll spend the last dollar I'll ever spend. I wonder what it'll be spent on.

Watching a movie with Jasmine. She wanted to see one called hoppers. In 3D. I haven't heard of the movie. I don't know anything about it except the title. This is the way movies should be watched.