IrishCatholicAtheist

Had dinner with an old friend tonight and I told him he was being brave wearing a red hat this soon ... he said, ‘yeah I’m looking for trouble’

@PaulleyTicks @gtconway3d Ew gross! Those armpits 🤮😂

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

@ashvarro Still waiting for Alex's first win. Ever since Lewis gave him a slow dance spin in Brazil, back when Alex was with Red Bull.

need more f1 twt mutuals! where’s all the f1 fans at?! who’s your fav driver!!

This is beautiful! 🤣

@gerardtbaker Gerry, you sound like someone who might be in arrears on his waterbed payments.

Might want to brush up on your Latin there, man.

@TheRickWilson It’s called sundowning

Low energy and slurry Trump tonight.

@TheRickWilson Hey, he stopped the war between Albania and Azerbaijan. So … credit given where due? 😂

After the high of watching Artemis take flight, now we get Mumbles Von Shart bleating on about his great imaginary victory in Persia.

@JaredEMoskowitz @nagy_minaj Not exactly a Hair Club for Men candidate just yet.

@nagy_minaj Don’t know, but his hair is definitely thinning

Who even is that

@WhiteHouse Godspeed to you sir! The folks at the Memory Care Center are expecting you very soon.

GODSPEED. 🚀🇺🇸

@goodgood_girls @goodgood_golf Has @GloriaNelson ever hit one of these? 😉 Thought you might enjoy this.

THE FIRST GOOD GOOD GIRLS HOLE IN ONE. 👇👇👇👇👇

Report: Jordan’s Furniture announces updated Red Sox promotion where your furniture is free if you can grit through 9 full innings of watching the team attempt to figure out how to play baseball

@Logically_JC They use big words.

Can someone explain why they hate NPR so much?

@_chrisleonardo @HalfInchHollow @DallasStars Why aren't you doing it too, then?

Yo @DallasStars you guys OK with this? reddit.com/r/DallasStars/…

@Acyn Meanwhile, two houses down, where the Democats live ...

Mockler: So your theory, first of all, is that Cricket walked in on Bryon Noem in the act, saw too much, and that’s why Cricket had to meet this unfortunate, tragic ending? Moskowitz: Dogs know all our secrets. Cricket knew. Kristi Noem said today that the family was blindsided. Cricket wasn’t blindsided. Cricket knew. Cricket was blindsided when she took him out to the rock pit and shot him.

@1TexasRednecker @SusieM414141 See it on golf courses all the time

@SusieM414141 They either have a leaking pipe or an active spring. I've seen that many times.

I have never seen anything like this, it looks like a patch of liquid dirt. I wonder if it’s dangerous to people or animals. Anyone know what it is?

@3YearLetterman You can cook eggs on the sidewalk, in Arizona.

I literally cannot name one positive thing that the state of Arizona has going for it

@VinnysCorner1 Jim "Loscy" Loscutoff.

Without saying Paul Pierce, Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, or Bill Russell, name a Celtic…

@BostonSatire hehehe hehe ...

Report: You don’t even want to know what State Trooper is accused of doing in latest Norfolk County case

@Logically_JC Feels like ....

We are witnessing a political party collapse in on itself like a dying star.

Tell @chiproytx what you think of him.