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@jesse_altman @Joltjoyklip I reference this tweet constantly

@Joltjoyklip Me reading this nonsense

Clavicular realized that JESTERMAXXING at the club is actually peak fun😭 Clavicular just cracked the code: JESTERMAXXING at the club is officially the new meta. ​Forget the "mysterious guy in the corner" trope or the "stiff-arm drink hold." We are entering the era of high-energy, zero-ego, chaotic fun. If you aren't the reason the floor is laughing, are you even living?

@ick_real Bringing your own blanket into a movie theatre 🤢

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

@iamkelvxx @Pinky_Balboaaa Those are those sick Telfar Timbs!

@Pinky_Balboaaa Only thing I see here is this Timb Bro this is hard 🔥

I ain’t gone say it ……. 🌚

@SouthDallasFood @Campbells There's not even any mushrooms to speak of in that can of goo

.@Campbells So the chicken is allegedly 3-D printed but what about the mushrooms in the cream of mushroom soup? Are they safe? Asking for 179k friends.

@_KellyIJust @TheCinesthetic This is the one

@TheCinesthetic Moonstruck Waiting for Johnny Cammareri

What do you think is the most iconic eating scene in cinematic history?

@TMZ Her face is so swollen from alcohol, who does she think she's fooling

#Exclusive 🚨 Tara Reid is explaining why she's convinced someone slipped something into her drink that knocked her out. tmz.me/Ys2H9RC

@saltycoconut7 @COsvaGomez @CollinRugg Same. Living in fear as a kid never leaves you.

@COsvaGomez @CollinRugg Same. But my mother.

NEW: 'Teacher of the Year' at an Alabama elementary school arrested after a horrific video of her allegedly beating her 12-year-old son with a belt was leaked by the boy's older brother. 2nd-grade teacher Nicole Staples has been charged & fired from her job. Staples's older son, Jackson, says he was the one who leaked the footage to Cottage Hill Christian Academy, where she worked. She was named Teacher of the Year just last May. "I didn’t feel like, you know, she should be working at the school or even doing that to my little brothers," said 24-year-old Jackson Staples. Jackson said his mom had "done it to me my whole life." Staples was charged with willful abuse of a child under 18. What a good brother Jackson is.

@elisaevexo @Poshmarkapp I'm devastated. And just spent the last month listing a ton for the holidays. Fml

@ebknowing @_shawtyRO This would cost $100 at Kroger or Meijer

@_shawtyRO Well if its the case, i saw today that Aldi is offering up 40.00 packages for Thanksgiving. So keep it in mind if you are affected

Why would they pause food stamps the month of thanksgiving smh

@kristenlynneKk @cat_dad_69 @jadeacrylics I definitely think it's tape up underneath her bangs

@cat_dad_69 @jadeacrylics It's either face tape or her surgeon messed up It looks extremely uncomfortable

Oh she’s injected downnn

@RollingStone Theo Von needs to go away. There's consequences for your actions bro

“I voted for none of this." Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House. Story: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@thesenseialex @marclamonthill Yes seems a lot of people have missed the obvious point here

@marclamonthill These comments are startling.

Someone just told me that it was unethical for my cafe to buy things from a store for one price and then sell them for more than we paid. 🤔

@RealDeanCain Looks like you are having the day you deserve

Small mishap — will heal fully and quickly— so happy that it’s a college football weekend!!

@hellscapedisco @JeremiahDJohns Yeah, like the presidency 🤷🏻

@JeremiahDJohns Some of these people have no idea what they’re doing…and yet they’re high-powered executives. It’s amazing where blagging and confidence can get you.

Had a friend inside HBO at the time and apparently the entire 'Max' branding was one powerful exec who thought it would be a great idea contra every single piece of internal research. Just one singular guy on a power trip.

@Carolinas_942 "Can you go change out the diet?" 😑

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

@Pamtaketwo @ProjectLincoln I can't believe you have to tweet this 😣🙄

@ProjectLincoln 30 days has September April, June and November all the rest have 31 except February which has 28

BREAKING: Trump $5k stimulus checks coming out February 31st

@suicidalfc @gayandold Best response ever lmaoooo

@gayandold i uhhhh

jonathan bailey be doing anything to promote Wicked

@lboogiebot @solomonmissouri Best thread everrrrrr

@solomonmissouri Hope he likes hookah!

I tried to tell them... now you old and out here...

@HeyThereHailee @ellomelissa There's literally never been a better time to say that phrase

In my head Ice-T is the cop …..and he’s opening up the backpack …..saying FUCK…. It’s Monopoly money

@LifeBridgeCoach @emilykmay It's almost like he ate the food because she's going to need care and attention due to the surgery, a classic narcissist move to sabotage something for the other person, like holidays, bdays, needing care, etc. they hate it.

@emilykmay My take on this post is that this is not a Man thing. It is a Narcissist thing. Narcissism is an equal opportunity employer. Employs equally across the board.

men should begin in jail and have to work their way out