Joyce Clapp

How does it go? Fuck around and find out?

BREAKING: JuJu Watkins has surpassed NCAA all-time leading scorer Caitlin Clark on the list of most points by a women's college basketball player through their first two seasons. 😳✨

kendrick bringing out serena williams to crip walk after drake stalked that woman publicly for years and obsessively threw shots at her for turning him down is so wild, that man is the definition of chaotic good

TCU remains the only school from Texas to win a CFP Semifinal.

@supergriff3 Because taking care of our families and our fucking communities is so selfish.

We're selfish, and I'm sure you're happy with that since we're also queer. Or should I get knocked up, yank parental rights, and raise the kid in a den of iniquity?

They told Beyoncé to come to Nashville. Come hang with us. Make your presence felt. Shaboozey played the game. Did what was encouraged to get “welcomed” in Country music and despite having the number one record in the country, breaking the record, they gave him ZERO awards. LOL

Shaboozey didn’t get to take a W for either of his nominations. However, the singer-songwriter still managed to be offhandedly mentioned in the winning speech from a category he wasn’t even nominated in. Why the #CMAawards owe him an apology: rollingstone.com/music/music-co…

@electra_rhodes I have been away from this place for quite a bit, and I’m very sorry to hear about Pa. He was a shining light in the world. So are you.

Dear friends, my lovely Papa died this morning. Thank you for everything you've shared with him over the last few years. You made his heart sing. He'd want me to share his last words with you - and it was 'I love you, goodbye.'

Death: Alright, Owen? Papa: No more last words? Death: Not this time Papa: Go on, let me leave just one for people to find now and again? Death: fair enough, you've had time to think of it. Make it a good one Papa: Thanks. It's the best one I know... Pause Papa: Love

@LizWFab In this market, if that’s what they choose to hold against you, the hell with them. :) And good luck!

@LizWFab Congratulations!

Trust me: You’re gonna want to stay with this clip of Trey Gowdy telling a personal story before he introduces JD Vance for an interview. It will tell you everything you need to know about what a disastrous week it’s been for Vance.

@AmyClukey I’m going to say “no Grammarly, no grammar tools, nothing beyond spellcheck. This is writing intensive class and I can’t improve your writing if it’s not your writing.” Then when they fall back on the “oh, I used Grammarly…”

MVP, MVP, MVP! With 34 PTS, 3 REB, 6 AST Arike Ogunbowale is named the @ATT #WNBAAllstar Game MVP for the 2nd time in her career! 🏆

CAITLIN CLARK AND ANGEL REESE HAVE BEEN NAMED WNBA ALL-STARS 🔥 It's the first time since 2014 that two rookies are All-Stars in the same season 👏

I'm not sure people realize how insanely difficult this Angel Reese bucket was. 🔥 And get out the damn way, cameraman. 😭 #SkyTown #WNBA

Angel Reese joins A’ja Wilson as the only WNBA player with multiple 15+ point, 15+ rebound performances this season! #WNBA

Dear @SportsCenter, why 30 seconds of WNBA coverage (all about the Fever) sandwiched between NBA segments?

Angel Reese is HOOPING as she always does and just wait till Kamilla Cardoso gets back because this Chicago Sky team will be a PROBLEM

yeah I would say Angel Reese’s game is translating to the WNBA just fine