John Sarrao

If you want to actually use your clubs during a round, DO NOT buy a @vesselgolf bag.

It’s now 9:30pm…

@united - was supposed to have a 40 minute flight from EWR to ROC… boarded at 2:30pm… it is now 8:30pm and I’m still on the plan! AT EWR!!!! How can you kidnap people for 6 hours without the intent of taking off? No food. No water. 1 bathroom. #NORESPECT

@YinzDahnAir @TheStandardPGH

Quality stuff here.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy...

WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!

PSA: As a society we should all come together to NORMALIZE swift/aggressive “move out of the way you’re walking too slow” sentiments

Yea I'm gay... Gay for pusy #GuyCode

@Apple your mail app is shit after latest iOS update

Why doesn’t @dunkindonuts sell mints? #CoffeeBreath is a real epidemic

I hate when @waze try’s to get cute and send me through someone’s backyard. Nah bro, I’m staying on rte 80. Keep dem two tenths of a second you’re tryna save me and buy yourself something nice

Help Marta Alvarado and Meagan Adams Rebuild after Harvey youcaring.com/martaalvaradoa… via @youcaring

@TheRoyalsOnE What make/model sunglasses are these?

@harrmn I already started up a separate savings account just for that occasion! Ha

@waze how do you remove a Favorite?

@waze how do I shut off alerts? I don't care there's a pothole ahead of me. I drive in NJ and NY; the whole street is one giant pothole

Are you dying of the Black Plague??? Oh no wait, you just bordered a plane so now you have to be THAT GUY who coughs the entire time ✈️

You don't stop having fun because you get old. You get old because you stop having fun

#YouretheWorst has become the worst. Thanks #FX

It's really funny that #Yelp is suing #SouthPark ... Can't handle someone complaining about you? #TasteOfYourOwnMedicine