Big Jayne ❤️…

That’s why i decided to keep to myself, wdym buying food for someone you’re fucking means she’s selling her pussy? You niggas don’t even want to do nice things for women anymore. Gfb abeg carry your preek go front.

@Brandywest237 When I’m here ke?

You think I don’t get lonely too?

@ebukahhhh @u6achukwu It’s malaria

I wonder why i’m always having foolish dreams these days . Cos how do I explain seeing Cardi B and her kids in my village following me to the farm in wrapper, to go cultivate yams? How? 🤦🏾‍♂️

In case you don't know, your household / family now has a debt of about 3.13 million naira because Tinubu won't stop borrowing. See 1000reasons.vote.

Anytime I come across that scene in Behind The Scenes where @thescarletgomez went to the graveyard to see Victor’s grave & I see my picture on the grave.. The Naija man in me whispers God forbid ooo and say a serious prayer 😇🤲🏾

if he's your daddy nko – a fool he brought nelfund – an uneducated fool he's from my tribe – an idiot 3 years is not enough – empty head what if Peter obi is worse – a dunce they're making him look bad – hypoxic brain otedola, elemelu & dangote – 3 idiots

@shredwithQpid Omo I wasn’t even horny the night before but it has happened to me.

Lmao it’s a myth to me, I’ve never experienced it coz how horny you gotta be to be f^cking in your dreams?

@IamEdison1 @Ivr007 Very good 😂😂😂

You be animal! I just hate you😭

@TheKevinAsaju His baby fr 🥹❤️

It's my mum's birthday and my dads Whatsapp status caption is EVERYTHING….

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on a serious note, let’s put all the “cheating” conversations aside for a moment. you’re in a relationship with a woman. she tells you she’s traveling and you ask her to let you know when she arrives safely. fair enough. you didn’t check on her during the journey, that’s understandable. but five hours pass and you still haven’t heard from her… and it never once crosses your mind to check up on her? not even out of concern that something might have happened? an accident, a delay, anything? you couldn’t think, maybe she hasn’t updated me because something is wrong and reach out just to be sure she’s okay. instead, you sit there and assume she’s cheating simply because she didn’t text back. fine, let’s even accept that assumption for a second. but then three whole days go by, three days, and you still never check on her wellbeing? nothing pushes you to ask if she’s safe, alive or even alright? and the only thing you do is reply to your own earlier message with a full stop? if you truly weren’t busy doing something shady yourself, how does her safety not become your first concern for three entire days?

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@lawrenx_ Cool

one rep.

@kvng_chux @kosionly @Haybookah @slimsuki_ @OneBlesseddSoul That’s why they’re giving him better option for the same amount he spent

@JayneByDesign @kosionly @Haybookah @slimsuki_ @OneBlesseddSoul True, do you know if he still has it or financially capable at that time

Lmaooooo The Irony is that Potato and eggs will hold you longer than bread and coke.

@voelfida I don’t like fresh fish

@JayneByDesign Fresh Fish >>>> chicken overrated

Banga soup

@UncleDike1 I fit chop am?

@JayneByDesign You wey get egg for your body

All I need rn is someone to send me 3 crates of eggs…😪

@kvng_chux @kosionly @Haybookah @slimsuki_ @OneBlesseddSoul There’s nothing wrong with repeating meals as long as it’s healthy and nutritious.

@JayneByDesign @kosionly @Haybookah @slimsuki_ @OneBlesseddSoul Very good, You saw 3 days ago and it’s the same potato you people are forcing him to eat that he ate 3 days ago, so you think of him guide, he no go still chop same potato?

@kvng_chux @kosionly @Haybookah @slimsuki_ @OneBlesseddSoul What is this? x.com/5starbarber_1/…

@JayneByDesign @kosionly @Haybookah @slimsuki_ @OneBlesseddSoul Where you see say him cook beans for the post?