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@Pirat_Nation Imagine being a hipster in 2026

Jason schreirer about Crimson Desert: “boring and soulless that I absolutely did not want to play anymore. Feels like a game designed for people who just want to Consume Content.”

@mymixtapez I mean he's called THE Game. That's his game, right there, his only one. Thanks for playing.

46-year-old rapper The Game exposed by multiple women for using the same pickup line in all their DMs 📩👀

@ExxAlerts Yeah that shit can kill you. They teach you this in safety harness class and why the good sets come with a deployable ladder looking thing so you can keep the straps from cutting off circulation to the legs.

ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair. Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert. It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out. The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.” They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

@MAGADevilDog Awww she's definitely got a sloppy hatchet wound 😩😅

Holy hell! 😭☠️

@dom_lucre Those dancing plagues are starting to make more sense

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Gen-Z and Millennial Americans have started a growing trend of attending “Laughter Clubs” where you can go meet up with other adults to laugh on command with each other to help deal with stress. This practice started in 1995 but seems to be gaining a lot of traction with the two youngest adult generations.

@disclosetv Genghis and the Mongol Empire are gone. Christ lives. Your point?

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

@venom1s Gwen's get married in or just out of high school. They are off the market almost immediately. All that's left if you missed your chance is Mary Janes.

The problem with the modern world is that men want a girl like Gwen Stacy, while most girls are like Mary Jane. She couldn’t stay loyal even to Spider-Man. While Gwen always loved and supported him.

@stabmarine Tell me you don't understand the difference between exempt and nonexempt salary without telling me.

@Jaytex45 @Simon_Ingari This isn’t an illegal labor practice. This is an idiot employee.

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@BreitbartNews Poor Vince is getting too old for this shit 🙁

"Daredevil: Born Again" showrunner Dario Scardapane says in the Disney series' next season, the villain Kingpin is "strong-arming disenfranchised communities" and putting dissidents in cages, JUST LIKE DRUMPF & ICE!!!! “If you go back to the historical rise of autocrats, whether it's Nero, whether it's Pinochet, whether it's Franco, they follow a script.”

@BestMovieMom She displayed 1 emotion across the series...she's not a great actress. She's not attractive at all either. She's a tall mid with a banging body. That's it.

Charlize Theron says Uma Thurman should’ve won an Oscar for Kill Bill (2003). She added, “Men get a lot of credit for these movies. What she did was unbelievable.”

@EricRichards22 My labido has been the exact same since I like 14 years old. I'm pushing 50. When will it end! 😩

Nobody wants to admit that you probably need a 5-8 year age gap to avoid a libido gap

which ps5 game makes the controller vibrate the most answer quickly

@jvs3ph Magic. He wasn't fun to watch and he gets most his praises due to playing for fucking ever.

This is easy. People just don't want to say who it is

@RestrictedDaily Man from Taco Bell to Dallas is quite the career improvement

Watching this old Taco Bell commercial from the 70s… there’s a face in here that looks way too familiar. I know I’ve seen him somewhere, just can’t place it.

@DirtyDomDom Lmfao she got a facefull of Kaneballs 😅

US politics is so Crazy 🤯 The mayor of Knox County Tombstoning the Us secretary of education 🤦🏽‍♂️

@portgazdazz Funny thing is that Leo is the better character that would have more screen time 😅

Callum Kerr (actor who plays Smoker)mentioned on Storytime Podcast that he was told he was auditioning for Leonardo! Callum googled the character thought he was auditioning to play this little guy! Our boy skipped Loguetown and went straight to Dressrosa 😂

@hellosami So, autistic? 😅

I started teaching 4th graders graphic design at an afterschool program, and this one kid does not engage with any of the material, but he comes into class and furiously googles the Titanic for an hour every week

@bizlet7 She gonna pop out 1 kid and immediately hit the wall 💯

She should enjoy her three years of hotness before turning into a human barrel.

@AgentX320 Hop on train Afk Take a dump Return "Cool, a new place I haven't been to" Hop off train Call horse Profit

@TheRealZephryss what is the point of a train going slower than horses ?

There is a TRAIN in Crimson Desert. You can climb onto the train and travel the world as well.