Jessica Hatcher

@RealCandaceO @houseinhabit Well didn’t you do the same thing to her last year? And if it’s no big deal why respond?

It’s difficult to put into words how criminally stupid @houseinhabit is but I’ll do my best: She created an entire theory that my husband and I buried a DUI hit and run by paying off the victim in which included documents and evidence in the form of an alleged victim payout and court case. Apparently, we paid a relatively minuscule 6,987.00 and made all our troubles go away. Imagine that! She is wholly illiterate. The case documents she has dug up stems from my husband pulling out of a parking lot in broad daylight and gently tapping the vehicle in front of him in the rain. Since there was no damage to the car outside of scratches, he and the other driver shook hands, decided not call the police and exchanged numbers as we were happy to pay for a new paint job. Months later, under the advising of his insurance, the man pretended he had post-traumatic whiplash. I kid you not. He then pursued our insurance for 6,987.00 for emotional distress plus the cost of his radiology appointment. Feel free to contact the “victim” @houseinhabit! That’s the whole story. There was no drinking or police involved. Just a regular old insurance shakedown after a light tap to the rear of a vehicle going 5 miles an hour: about as American as Apple pie, really. I’d like publicly apologize to the many fans that I’ve let down by marrying a man who pulled out of a parking lot too fast in broad daylight.

@JMannsTakes That’s what happens when the Atlantic conference has the Pacific teams

It’s rowdy in Charlotte for Pittsburgh/Stanford

you know what time it is

@InsideCarolina What did we do to deserve this?

BREAKING: UNC freshman star Caleb Wilson broke his right thumb in practice and his season is over. Story: on3.com/teams/north-ca…

@MartySmithESPN Never for us Gen X’ers

Had a couple cold ones at the neighborhood pub with my buddies. During the overly aggressive banter about Ohio State, Bama and Notre Dame football, I got all fired up and turned my hat around backwards like Sly in Over The Top. I’ll be 50 in April. What age is too old for a backwards hat?

@broadwaybabyto Well if you knew the facts you would know that he doesn’t have to tell until 24 hours afterwards.

He did not have congressional approval to blow up boats in the Caribbean. He did not have congressional approval to invade Venezuela. He did not have congressional approval to bomb Iran. This is dictatorship. Impeach Trump now.

@mattvanswol Did you know he is from NC and went to South Point High School in Belmont, NC? So proud!

This hero was shot 4 times by anti-aircraft weaponry, shredding his legs while piloting a helicopter and landing in enemy fire… …and he STILL stood up to receive his Medal of Honor Democrats couldn’t bring themselves to stand for him. Tells you everything you need to know.

@SenDuckworth You won’t be missed

I won't be attending the State of the Union address. I’m not interested in hearing another campaign rally full of lies.

A crowd pop 46 years in the making for #WinterOlympics GOLD. 🔊🇺🇸

That’s family ❤️

@andrefran That’s so not true. I was elated she won and I’m considered maga. Again you’re looking for a narrative.

O ouro de Alysa Liu é um tapa na cara dos MAGA! Filha de imigrante chines e pai solteiro, cabelos pintados, piercings, diz que esportistas tem que usar suas plataformas para defender direitos humanos e se considera woke com orgulho! 🇺🇸

@ifrcirruspilot @keselowski Weirdly enough they were selling these jackets at the NASCAR Classics hauler this weekend

@keselowski I'm gonna miss him. Just the day before we were at Daytona and watched Days of Thunder when we got back to the VRBO...

RIP Harry!

@chipfranklin @JetBlue Reminder, fly @JetBlue

Hey @Jetblue Your flight attendant chose to begin the flight by specifically thanking President Trump and his cabinet for all that they do. This will be the last time I choose your airline, and I will tell everyone about my experience. And oh yeah, fuck off

Can Jamie Little please get another job. She’s annoying. Reporters agitate me. Talk about the good, not bring up his kids health. Or trying to look at his phone and see who he is FaceTiming.

@NASCAR I’m certainly glad they moved the start up to 1:30 since it’s almost 2:30 and we are still listening them run their mouths! #daytona500

@DirtyMoMedia @ROWDYNATION_8 That was just a replay of Natalie Decker earlier.

New shitshow Hall of Fame just dropped CC; @DirtyMoMedia

@nascarcasm @TheCW_Sports But you can’t stream the race. Do better

So @TheCW_Sports has a fully functional bar in the fan zone. Fully functional. Stop by. I had the Kligertini. You order it dry, even if the ground is wet. #NASCAR #DAYTONA500

@hashjenni What children? Please let us know

We impeached a president for having consensual sex with a woman. But won’t impeach the president for having non-consensual sex with children. Multiple children. WTH is wrong with this country?!

@acnewsitics In America. On his tour. But he played Woodstock and killed it. He has nothing to prove.

Where is Kid Rock performing his latest hit?

@mattvanswol I had to have it for spray paint. The lady was very nice but she didn’t even know how to scan it. She was older and said she had never had an order requiring ID.

My wife ordered NyQuil via Walmart delivery. It required photo ID for delivery. ...for NyQuil from Walmart The man who delivered it couldn't speak English AT ALL, but took a photo of my ID. ...for NyQuil from Walmart But somehow we don't need ID to vote??? That's so dumb.