JessMessy

@klara_sjo No

It's time for your Daily DANG. Backup girl takes the lead this time.

President Trump will go down in history books as the BEST President ever!

@MeachamDr Putzi you mean since the 90s

Are we sure Trump isn’t secretly working for the Iranians?

@IRanMediaco Copy this, my foe. I hate it more than you. This is the unholy pig...

@Nostre_damus Donny Dump is the antichrist

Lindsey Graham hearing the news about the ceasefire

@realtimsharp YES YOU DID, PUNK

Ending civilizations is not what I voted for.

@klara_sjo Weirdo

And for your DANG DLC, we go kinda high energy.

@klara_sjo Do Do nah Do sah... Nadia!

It is time again. Please enjoy your Daily DANG.

@Kyle_C137 You did vote for this.

I didn't vote for "ending an entire civilization." Did you?

@klara_sjo No.

And for your DANG DLC, we halfass it. Don't worry though, the backup girl picks up the slack.

To be clear, I haven’t change. MAGA changed. I will never be a war loving Democrat.

Everything is getter weirder by the day, and there's nothing any of us can do about it. But Jesus knows what's up:)

IDIOTS: “You would do all of this for a single pilot?” US: “Since you had to ask, you’ll never know what I means to be an American”

The Pope told Trump to stop misusing God’s name. A MAGA supporter called the Pope the Antichrist. THE. POPE.

Donald Trump raped children.

BREAKING 🚨 PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP SAYS THE DOLLAR COLLAPSE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

He is Risen! Rejoice! Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!

🚨 BREAKING Iran has been given just 24 hours After that, the world could witness one of the most devastating airstrikes ever. No more warnings. No more delays. The countdown has begun.

92 days nicotine free! 🥳

@cutiieepie6 Senior Scrumple

We need a rediculous old boy name.