Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸

EXCLUSIVE COURT ROOM REPORT: Biden Laptop Officially Admitted Into Evidence By US Government dcpatriot.com/2024/06/04/exc…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there us no such thing as a neocon patriot.

Winding down after another beach day with my favorite person. Blessed is an understatement

@LordKingFigaro Obviously.

was Lindsey Graham a jew?

@bgenlvtex Not farting in general. Just around her.

@realtimsharp You can't stop farting bro, you'll die. Trust the science

No more farts, Marlboro Lights or McDonald’s. It’s amazing what you will do for the right woman. Don’t judge me.

@AdrienneLo48820 We are living our best life. We’ve both been there done that.

@realtimsharp That’s fair 😊 I’m guessing you guys do not have children yet 😄

@J_Buster_Keaton This woman is the best thing ever. I gotta hang around for her.

@realtimsharp I will one day, but not today.

@AdrienneLo48820 I’ll just go the the other room.

@realtimsharp It’s not good for your health to hold in farts…. Neither you or your girl should be doing that.

@J_Buster_Keaton Nahhhh. Hanging them up.

@realtimsharp You switch to reds?

@resistrabbit I always take her advice. She’s never wrong.

@realtimsharp I think you should take the hint. FWIW, it’s gonna make your tweets harder to read until I can come up with a hetero voice for your account name again.

My lady told me this morning that I needed to stop using my Lindsey Graham voice. Should I be upset?

@Kramaramb Not surprised we are aligned.

@realtimsharp One of my favorite goyslop beverages

Pouring one out today for the homie Lindsey. Got the best goyslop I could come up with.

Lindsey Graham was not only responsible for the deaths of countless civilians but he had us on the precipice of WW3 with both Russia and Iran. The world is better off with him gone and I won't pretend otherwise. He was literally evil. To his core.

@LordKingFigaro @libsoftiktok Should be normalized actually.

@libsoftiktok celebrating wicked people dying is perfectly fine x.com/i/status/20763…

This you?

@NobleOne This hits. It’s true

To all those judging me for celebrating… FUCK YOU. Unfollow me. Celebrating death? No, he WISHED for mine. Only one of us is still breathing. Grow a ball. And a spine while you’re at it.

@CassandraRules True story.

The kind of people mourning him dont follow me

@LordKingFigaro GM Figgy.

GM to everyone except Lindsey Graham

Paul is awfully defensive of cops using Flock cameras to stalk women. Cops using flock cameras to prey on women isn’t an isolated incident, it’s a widespread problem of people in positions of power using surveillance tools to prey on women. Makes you wonder why he’s so eager to defend it. Maybe he’s worried being exposed.