Johnny Jizz

@InvestiNater @katsuxbt He sold in 1990 for 6 mil, so I'm assuming it was that night

@katsuxbt Must’ve been a long time ago

Mark Cuban says he once drunk-dialed American Airlines and bought lifetime unlimited first class seats for $125,000 "I just sold MicroSolutions, I walked away with a few million dollars. My buddies and I going out, just got destroyed" "I call American Airlines slurring on words, do you guys sell lifetime passes? The lady said let me connect you to the AAirpass department" "It was $125,000, and then I upgraded it, unlimited miles for me and somebody else for the rest of my life"

@TheCumpound 60 maxed 4k tv, always

@Throsst194 @LindyTasteful Shouldn't

@Throsst194 @LindyTasteful She's 35 acting like a ditsy 12 year old, its disgusting and should be celebrated

You got to be really careful around someone who has intellectual horsepower like this, but is capable of playing dumb most of the time. Sociopath archetype

@TMZ Keep reading this as xo bunny, the fart porn star

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Jelly Roll's divorce filing reveals the date he split from Bunnie XO. Details: tmz.me/4xOVF79

@Dexerto Just sue her and send her to jail, no age do you get a pass

An elderly woman injured multiple cyclists by driving her mobility scooter into the middle of a race in Germany She apparently wanted to get "better look" as riders raced at full speed, causing a "nasty crash"

@eyesofpangea @PanasonicDX4500 This, she needs to suffer, she's directly responsible

@PanasonicDX4500 I want the identity of the person who called the police.

the official LAPD story is that an officer feared for his life from a Labradoodle.

@raincandyqt Ketamine*

@raincandyqt 1000g of ketchup costs like 300$ from PCCA, any compounding pharmacy can but it buy the bucket load

5g ketamine for $35??? i DO NOT trust you bro 😭. he has some bad reviews too.

@thelifeoftoad What are you on about Rio topped charts when it came out

Straight up Duran Duran is one of the most underrated bands ever

@meteotek It's on the origonal xbox controllers

It breaks my heart that 6 button controllers never caught on.

@_Zyravibes Bubbly

People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead?

@LPandorum34639 @SalmanGreen Your belt is old, you can replace it easy

@SalmanGreen I like it. But the disc tray opening on the first try is total bullshit! 😂

This will make you cry…..

@SalmanGreen Why i have one infant of mw right now

@JERMAPLIER He was good back when he did gta shit with ster, now its sad

what is his problem

@Ac7ionMann Muhar Rajiv ownes you

Imagine doing this for less than 50k a year which is what 99% of these brain dead retards make. I refuse to believe you were raised well if you participate in human cock fights.

@newgroundsdoc @RobertBenfer @Newgrounds Me and my brother quote this in our 30s still

PANCAKE MINES was posted 19 YEARS AGO today by @RobertBenfer on @Newgrounds.

@Lily_Argenta Also have you ever made orange juice its like 6 oranges for a glass, one jug is easy 100 oranges

The Orange Juice Paradox.

@TropahPalm Isnt that ac7ion man's bitch?

Jimmy dragged JJ by his hair and pushed him to the ground for throwing raw eggs in his bedroom 🥚🤕 Drunk girl went for the flying knee 💀

@YourAnonNews Doxx the cops not hard to kill a cop

FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey. His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it. 20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex. And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child. No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing. The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage. Like it never happened. If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel? Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.