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who up avoiding the work necessary to live their dreams

Lady in front of me to grocery checkout guy: Oh wow. just found a coupon in my purse! How lucky is that? Me: Heh. Never kill yourself... Lady: [turning around] What? Me: I said "never kill yourself."

Integrity. Integrated. Something to think about

Bhut jolokenuinely

If you don’t courtesy like you’re kind of selecting for recurrent engagement from people without much self-respect

Going “you know what I’m shayin’” every 30 seconds during my eulogy

@texmeplease :—)

@thelifeoftoad it’s fine it’s a really good idea actually

is it possible for example for me to buy a happy meal at mcdonald’s even though i’m 40

@texmeplease Sorry

@thelifeoftoad that seems really evil and twisted

@owenbroadcast Children’s books are like this on crack, you can look at art from a book you haven’t seen in decades and instantly unlock core memories

being a toymaker is a crazy art: you whip up a small item, and it can totally weave itself into a kid’s psyche. we got a wooden cement mixer for my son. its an entity. he was holding it while watching his sister be born. its a family member. the guy has probably made 600 of these

Good morning sweetie pies and even gremlins

Something that shifted how I think about distraction: the urge to open a new tab, check the phone, get up for the third time - it's not random. It arrives at a specific moment. Usually right when something gets slightly harder, or slightly more vulnerable, or requires a kind of presence I'm not quite ready to bring. The distraction is the tell. It marks the exact spot where something worth paying attention to is trying to happen.

I love nyc man where else can you pay $95 for a haircut that sucks ass

The Sleepless Night, 1988, by Hanno Karlhuber

It's saying my dasher hasn't been born yet

congrats @thelifeoftoad you’ve won post of the day congratulations!

@texmeplease Holy shit

ending the meeting with “but yall not ready for that conversation”

I want to be a great person but first I have to be a good person

I’m addicted to scrolling. I’d rather pacify myself with cheap entertainment than build my dream life. I’m a little baby and I need my bottle

[so quiet it goes unheard] fuck you..