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@Amused_moosey @PippaCrerar Porkie Pie

@Arrogance_0024 God just read a few books …..

Why did NATO allies follow Bush in Iraq but refuse to follow Trump in Iran? What exactly has changed? What is the "problem" now? Or should I rather say: WHO is the problem??

@edwinhayward Are you ok ? Has your account been hacked

In a matter of weeks, Trump's approach to the UK has gone from "special relationship" to "go f*** yourself". All that time, money and effort Starmer put into polishing Trump's posterior now utterly wasted. Debased himself and Britain for nothing. Congratulations. Brilliant job.

@atrupar Can someone tell r Pete that we did nt start this shit….

Hegseth: "The president was clear this morning in his Truth that there are countries around the world who ought to be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. Last time I checked there was supposed to be a big bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that."

@afneil Bit sensitive

It was a late night political talk show which didn’t take itself too seriously. And aspired to a sense of humour (needed after Question Time). I didn’t aspire to run the country. Or sit in parliament. So your analogy is pathetic. But thanks for reminding us all what a fun show it was.

@DPJHodges Would nt touch it with a dhow pole

If I was a professional football manager I’d rather be appointed Ayatollah of Iran than head coach of Tottenham.

@SiWright80 @spectator Best I’ve heard in ages ……

@spectator That's a crap, low-intelligence nickname. It won't stick, because it is stupid. And you have gone to the trouble of writing an article about it? Embarrassed for you.

Sometimes, a nickname comes along so excellently unkind that you know it’s going to stick. One such is “MattGPT” – which will, I suspect, follow former academic and failed Reform candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election Matt Goodwin to his grave. ✍️ Sam Leith Article | spectator.com/article/the-il…

@PaulEmbery Some of the responses to this ?

When I was growing up, pubs would often be rammed until closing time (not so much during the week, but certainly at weekends). The bell for “last orders” would usually spark a rush to the bar. These days, even the most popular pubs seem to start emptying out around 8.00-9.00pm, including on Fridays and Saturdays. Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon? Is there a reason for it?

@andytwelves @BrexitBuster @GBNEWS @Caiwilsh @GoodwinMJ More worrying is the women who had friends over and made them watch it

Incredible scenes on @GBNEWS tonight, where they’re still mocking MattGPT, with the Pride of Wales @Caiwilsh labelling him the Triggered Tantrum of the week! @GoodwinMJ has lost his own channel 😭

@AndyBurnhamGM @davehomeless89 @GBNEWS The responses to this are quite remarkable ……surely they can’t all be real people

@GBNEWS I am in Manchester today so you need to delete this.

@PaulEmbery Given some of JCs recent tweets I’d probably leave him out of the list….

I genuinely struggle to get worked up about this type of thing. There is a long tradition of Britons mimicking Nazis for comedic effect. Think Basil Fawlty, Freddie Starr, Spike Milligan. Unless there is evidence that the person truly holds Nazi views, why should we care?

@GrindeOptions 😂😂😂😂

Iran will lose war, U.S. will declare victory. Oil will drop to around $60/barrel. The Dow will surpass 50,000. The S&P 500 will surpass 7,500. Interest rates will be cut 3-4 times. The 10 year interest rate will fall. Unemployment will drop below 4%. Republicans will win mid terms.

@WillyPete300 @SkyNews nato is a defensive pact princess…..when another member is attacked, Like 9 11, which every other member responded to…. But when some idiot kicks off a war……-

He's right to be angry. He needs to invoke the NATO charter article 5 1/2, which states that all NATO members have to help out if the United States bites off more than it can chew. I wonder how he'd react if Poland decided to enter the Ukraine war and then started demanding help from him?

"We had the UK say - this is three weeks ago - we'll send our aircraft carriers, which aren't the best aircraft carriers, by the way. They're toys compared to what we have." Trump criticises the UK's military support in the Middle East. trib.al/NOPnXzX 📺 Sky 501

@Microinteracti1 Room full of sycophants

Nobody in the Trump administration planned for Iran to shut the Strait of Hormuz. Nobody planned for sustained missile strikes on American bases across the Gulf. Nobody planned for an energy crisis. Nobody planned for Europe to look at Washington, shrug, and walk the other way. Nobody, it turns out, planned for very much at all. Read the accounts of how this war was decided and you are left with one deeply uncomfortable realisation: the people who launched it appear to have been genuinely surprised by almost everything that followed. The Iranians shot back. The allies didn’t show up. The oil price went vertical. All of it, apparently, news to them. Which leaves two questions so obvious they’re almost embarrassing to ask. What exactly did they think was going to happen? And did anyone, in any room, at any point, think further ahead than the applause? Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@RobertJenrick It’s just all a bit weird and creepy

Reform UK are once again slashing prices at the pump, this time in Dover. Rachel Reeves must halve VAT on fuel as an emergency measure. Motorists are struggling and we’re on their side 👊

@TheRealJamieKay Far right said Freda…..

Name this band.

@Elwick70 Well done 👍

These are the very eggs that Ben is posting about. Look at his complaint, then look at the box again. If you’re one of the people that often falls for the kind of mendacious tripe that the likes of “Ben” post, then I think it’s time you reevaluated your life choices.

@UTDlarry He cud stop scoring against that

🚨🎙️Danny Welbeck after scoring twice to beat Liverpool: “United will always be in my heart. They gave me so much in terms of football and today I just wanted to give something back — especially after the injustice they suffered yesterday....show more

@BenGrahamUK Here we go ……

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@WHLeavitt @flybyday63 If you require some education on the UK please let me know….first lesson is Spelling….Centre , “re” not “er”…..

🚨Breaking: Massive groups of UK patriots take over Manchester’s center, shouting “Britain first, fighting back.” Brits demand their nation back. Support deporting Islamists & banning Islamic immigration? A. Yes B. No

@R_o_M @KCkevin_cityzen To them it’s all about in ground catering and pre match light shows….they are welcome

@KCkevin_cityzen You haven’t even heard of Maine Road and it shows.

Pilgrimage to the shit hole?