OneEyedWilly
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@brucedeez @HansFiene I didn’t lie, Brother Bruce. I’m not the possessor. Can’t lie about something I didn’t claim as a statement of fact. The only thing I know to be true is the church. God bless you.
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Mormon physiognomy is a real thing. Having grown up in Utah, I can spot a Mormon at 50 yards. I did this on my honeymoon. My wife and I were holding the cruise ship elevator for a couple coming down the hallway and I told my wife "they're Mormons" and she said "how do you know," and I said "by looking at them" and she said "you can't tell if someone is Mormon just by looking at them" and I said "yes I can" and then they got in the elevator and I asked where they were from and they were from Utah and he had just finished his mission.
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@MahikRani50377 I went to a K-8 private school. It was just school. My public school friends went to junior high schools. I don’t remember them going to 9th grade though.
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@brucedeez @HansFiene Apologies for offending you, Brother Bruce.
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@JuneBugg81925 @HansFiene “I heard it’s cuz they’re damn near inbred” is the most inbred, redneck, loser thing I’ve read today. Congratulations.
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and we know it doesn’t start with an A 💅🏼
Sleepy time bear@bridespanker
Every beautiful woman has a Chain restaurant they don’t play about
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@DMeuseProMax Here friends look more like her now *cough*. That’s always important.
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Tellement fière que les Kardashians n’aient pas réussi à éteindre cette fille 😻😻😻
Bodega Baddie@SunnyBanks_
Jordyn Woods and her girls celebrating her bachelorette.
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Thank you @KidRock.
@USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED.
No punishment. No investigation.
Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸
KidRock@KidRock
This is a level of respect that shit for brains Governor of California will never know. God Bless America and all those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to defend her. 🇺🇸 🙏
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US national team announces April training camp roster
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@Delavegalaw Lying on my stomach hurt my back now. And I pulled a muscle getting up from the floor a couple weeks ago. Couch only seating for me these days.
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This is unrelated to anything, but remember lying on your stomach on the floor as a five year old watching cartoons? And then whenever you needed to go get something, like a little snack, you just popped up and it required no effort at all? Imagine trying to do that now????
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@HansFiene As someone who works with a ton of Mormons, good looking is not a word I would use to describe any of them, and I’m dead serious. They’re all very odd looking. I heard it’s cuz they’re damn near inbreds. They’re mild mannered and meek too.
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Mormon physiognomy: Good looking, clean, lean, chipper countenance, but most importantly, (and this will sound weird until you learn to spot it) face always looks slightly out of focus.
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San Francisco downtown condo sale in the “Mid-Market” area
Purchased in 2018 for $1.256MM
Just sold for $690k
$566k loss
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This old home needed a refresh
We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel
So proud of my team
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@MrPitbull07 Yes. My dog died nearly 8 years ago and I still can’t bring myself to get rid of his collar. I keep it in my car; because everywhere I went, he rode shotgun.
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Do you believe that losing a dog is just as painful as losing a human loved one? 💔
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San Francisco home sale in the Cole Valley neighborhood at $2.3MM over asking price
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“Diddy has done so much for Black people”
He was raping Black men, women & children… tf is wrong with y’all
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This dude’s death put him in rap conversations that never made sense to me 😭
XXL Magazine@XXL
Seven years ago today, we lost Nipsey Hussle. R.I.P 🕊
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@pardonmewithp Thank you for saying this. I didn’t want to.
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Can’t trust no nigga wit a white wife
Red Media@RedMedia_us
The NBA has released Jaden Ivey who plays for the Chicago Bulls following a series of homophobic comments he made during an Instagram Live session today. He condemned the LGBTQ community calling them Unrighteous and sinful people as seen in the clip below 👇.
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Wasn’t your brother r*p*ng niggas in the Penn State locker room?
Terrence Parsons Jr@Tpars_boii
Finally somebody said it… I have no problem with LBGTQ but at the end of the day open your bible god calls it an abomination getting canceled or losing your job for speaking the TRUTH is despicable. He said nothing wrong he’s not bashing or being hateful just speaking simple truth
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@MerriamWebster I’m settling this dispute right now. It’s actually “buck’ed nakeds”. End of story.
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Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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