Kingofturtles

@TFranchosa Is it though? We have no idea how many planets and rocks there are. Could be 100 million billion. Chances are one of them would have all that stuff.

No creo en Dios pero también cuesta mucho creer que esto se haya formado por simple casualidad, una esfera con la atmósfera perfecta, con la cantidad agua perfecta, del tamaño perfecto, a la distancia perfecta de un sol del tamaño perfecto y decenas de más cosas matemáticamente perfectas

@DallasDon897 @fatih @WHOOP I went to account. Membership and billing. It's not there. Where else would it be?

Finding it ‘extremely hard to cancel’ is a skill issue. It took you longer to write this than cancel it. Also if you google ‘cancel whoop’ a full tutorial they have comes up on how to do it. Yes I’m a whoop user, yes I love the product/company, and no I don’t have equity but I sure wish I did.

I canceled my @WHOOP subscription, and the only reason was that they made it extremely hard to cancel. It’s not possible via their app, and even if you find their obscure link, they don’t allow you to cancel unless you answer 9/10 questions. Feels extremely deceiving. Better to avoid paying companies that have zero respect to their users.

@UlisesDavid__ Earth is bigger and has more gravitational pull. I am a dumbass and I know this

¿Por qué van dando vueltas pero vuelven casi recto?

@gregogallagher In terms of looks or performance?

Deadlifts are a monumental waste of effort

@seehafer Spoken as someone who has hair.

If finasteride came with a black box warning of “If you use this drug you have a 1% chance of never getting an erection again” it would disappear from the market overnight. Yet that’s what the data show.

@CodySevertson Ya if you like quitters. Fucking loser

I know everyone is sippin on the Haterade by the gallon (fair enough), but this is legitimately a very tough question to answer. Could be 20 years before another Canuck defenseman grabs a Norris and eclipses Hughes points record. But also: Luongo on AND off ice only got ROH so 🤷🏼‍♂️

@ManOnThePen Does ozempic do all that or do you need the fancy peptides

GLP-1’s don’t simply cause you to eat less. They reduce inflammation, reduce cancer, improve arthritis pain, reduce alcohol consumption, protect the heart independent of weight loss, stimulate beta cells in the pancreas, keep you from developing type 2, and generally reduce all cause mortality. 😮‍💨 So no, you can’t just “eat less” and get the same benefits.

@the_P_God There's only a specific look if you don't workout while on it. Also, who gaf if ppl know your on it?

Everyone knows you’re on GLP-1s. It’s very obvious. There’s a very specific look and you have it. Everyone knows.

@vrexec You asked why they care about how much money they make. I told you.

@Kingofturtles1 The only way to make money is a 9-5 email job?

I ask this question from time to time and it’s not one of those judgmental “why are you not having kids” posts. I could not care less if someone decides to have kids or not, or their reasons. What I genuinely don’t understand is… if you’ve decided not to have children… why are you working a traditional career? Why are you interacting with a computer all day? Why do you care at all about how much money you make? It literally makes no sense. There are only a few tiny exceptions… like you’re a caregiver for a family member or you have significant health issues. Go join the Peace Corps or the military. Go volunteer somewhere in the world. Become an EMT or a paramedic or a firefighter or a police officer. Go find a shack in the woods somewhere and write fiction for five straight years and don’t talk to anyone. Literally walk across the country. Bike around the world. Move to Greece and work on a boat ferrying tourists around the islands. Go to Switzerland and become a mountain guide. Dedicate yourself to fitness and adventure. Literally anything. You have this incredible gift of a life with no dependents. Why are you still career coded and money coded? One of the great mysteries of our time.

@_OKJ__ Sucks to suck. I'll be taking shots in heaven while ppl who didn't make it burn in hell. Won't be thinking too much about them Also, I am probably the one burning in hell

One question I always ask Christians that I have never gotten any reasonable answer for is … If heaven involves perfect, unending happiness for the “saved”, how is it possible for them to experience that joy while retaining full knowledge of…and genuine love for…people they cared about who are were never saved and are suffering eternal torment in hell? Alternatively, if God erases or suppresses those memories to preserve heavenly bliss, does this not compromise the authenticity of the personal identity of the “saved …and the very notion of a perfectly loving and just deity who’s willing to erase people’s memory of their own loved one? These aren’t mundane questions.

@DCheverere Lol. U got em.

They’d get there faster if they went in a straight line. Simple math. Not sure how they missed this.

@TheRoyalSerf It does look like a green screen though....

This is a disaster for them

@UnstuckGlue @alextatem I don't follow him.

@UnstuckGlue @alextatem Ok sorry, it's a hypophora (go ahead and look it up, moron) doesn't change the fact that he wasn't actually asking if a peptide is a steroid like you thought, dumbass.

Are peptides steroids? Are they ‘cheating’? From a doctor who prescribes steroids AND peptides. Saddle up, b/c there is a LOT to unpack here. Let’s break it down 🧵⬇️ (1/13)

@nxstypxet Funny. I've broken bones and I am heavily medicated for mental health problems.

Acabo de enterarme de la teoría de "nunca me rompí un hueso" Básicamente, dice que si nunca te has roto un hueso, no estabas destinado a sufrir físicamente en la vida, sino que estabas destinado a sufrir más emocional, mental y espiritualmente. Adivinen quién nunca se ha roto un hueso.

@fvckfemi_ On your birthday you turn 39. You say "I am 39 years old". That means you've completed 39 years of living. Can someone explain the confusion?

when you realize that the age u turn on ur birthday is the age u just completed, not the age you're starting

@MedievalGritty How is this a haze? He isn't forced to do a rookie lap. He gets to do a rookie lap. I'd love to have a lap on my own before my first ever NHL game.

blows my mind that it’s 2026 and NHL teams are still allowed to haze like this

@xevekiah Why would he phone her and tell her to tell Claire he's going to get her phone?

My sister called me at 2:00 AM. She was crying. "Come get me. Please. I think my husband is dead." I was already putting on my shoes. "Where are you?" "The closet. He's in the bedroom. He's been standing there for three hours. He hasn't moved." "Who hasn't moved?" "Tom. My husband. But it's not Tom." I drove to her house in fifteen minutes. She lives twenty minutes away. I didn't knock. She left the back door unlocked like she said. I found her in the bedroom closet. Kneeling behind her winter coats. Shaking. I pulled her out. "Where is he?" She pointed to the bed. No one was there. "He was here," she whispered. "Standing right there. Facing the wall. For three hours." I checked the whole house. Empty. Her car was in the driveway. His car was gone. "Claire. Where is Tom?" She looked at me. Her eyes were strange. Not scared. Confused. "Tom died," she said. "Three years ago. You were at the funeral." I stared at her. "Claire. I was at your wedding. Last year. I gave a toast. You cried." She shook her head. "That wasn't Tom. That was someone else. Someone wearing Tom." I sat down. My legs felt wrong. "Claire. You're scaring me." She grabbed my phone. Opened my photos. Scrolled to her wedding. "That's not Tom," she said, pointing at the groom. It was Tom. Same face. Same smile. Same suit. But she was right about something. His eyes were wrong. In every photo. Too dark. Too still. Like a photograph of a photograph. I looked at Claire. "Who did you marry?" She started crying again. "I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember waking up one day and he was there. Making coffee. Calling me honey. And I thought... I thought I was going crazy. Because I knew Tom was dead. But he looked like Tom. He sounded like Tom." She grabbed my arm. "So I pretended. For a year. I pretended he was Tom. I pretended everything was fine. But last night, I woke up. And he was standing at the foot of the bed. Facing the wall. Not moving." "What did he say?" "He didn't say anything. He just stood there. For hours. I watched him. And then I realized." "What?" "He wasn't breathing."

@UnstuckGlue @alextatem He already knows the answer to the questions. He's not actually asking them. Other people are and he's answering them. HES NOT ACTUALLY ASKING. Ur username fits you perfectly.

@Kingofturtles1 @alextatem They are not "rhetorical" questions, you dumb fuck