Laura Murphy 리트윗함
Laura Murphy
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Laura Murphy
@LMurphyDC
Content Strategist📱 Netflix Addict 📺 Dog Mom 🐶 Nats ⚾️
Washington, DC 가입일 Ekim 2008
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Laura Murphy 리트윗함
petition for hotel rooms to start leaving qr codes in the room to tip housecleaning staff because it’s 2026 and i don’t have cash ever
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This. It’s incredible in a way that defies comedy and makes you think and feel. I don’t know anything like it.
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns
Bo Burnham's Inside is not only the best piece of art about COVID, it's probably the defining piece of art for the 2020s (not the best piece of art, but the one that is most quintessentially of this time)
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Had a discussion at work today bc someone wanted to fly DC to NYC. I was always choosing @Amtrak first for that, but after this TSA nonsense!? How can you choose otherwise?
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@LONTDC1 I used to be invited to many events back in the late 2000s, including Jersey unveilings and the NatsU, and all female driven day with access to the field and coaches. It does matter, and they should bring those programs back.
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7. Girlies - Tag your team, use the hashtags, promote yourselves. I was the only female there & that’s not what the balance should have been. Representation matters and half the population deserves more than 20% of representation at table. #NATITUDE
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Was invited to attend an "influencers" event at Nats Park yesterday to meet with Jason Sinnarajah, President of Business Operations for the @Nationals
It was a very nice enough, with Jason being incredibly generous with his time, these are things we brought up:
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Must be nice.
Signed,
Washington Sports Fans
Bill Shaikin@BillShaikin
Long live print. The Dodgers poster that covers two pages in today’s @latimes sports section:
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@LauraLoomer You made this statement seriously? I don’t even have children, and this lack of compassion is so gross to me.
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Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane?
I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?
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I work a Director of Communications, and I think most of my best friends couldn’t describe what I do if I offered them $500.
Susannah Black Roberts@suzania
There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.
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@ShawnChittle @BarredinDC @wmata I moved here from New York in 2006, and I was like “it’s so clean! And they tell you the wait time!” I was truly impressed. I’ve seen it go through ups and downs, but I still consider it a truly great part of our city.
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We’re celebrating 50 YEARS serving the DMV with a special ride you don’t want to miss! 🎉
Tell us what Metro means to you (via comment or DM) for a chance to join us on an exclusive trip Fri, March 27 🥳
We’ll have special giveaways, music, & more!
Enter by March 24 at 12 pm
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@harvey_cynthis @gayguycandleco My mom would agree 100%. That’s the perfect mom energy she needs! You’re doing great.
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@LMurphyDC @gayguycandleco Absolutely! Shes beautiful. I just want her healthy. Happily she's got a really great husband who adores her. And she's confident. But as her mom. I will always worry.
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Being obese in this country must be fucking exhausting.
People mock you for your weight, and then when you use the gifts of science to lose weight they mock you for losing it “the wrong way.”
Leave people alone.
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@harvey_cynthis @gayguycandleco To you as well! It’s okay. Let people say what they want. Our health comes first! ❤️
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@LMurphyDC @gayguycandleco Same with daughter! She just got approval for them and I hope it helps because her BP is high too. And that is what killed her Uncle, my little brother. People are assholes!!
Wishing you the absolute best!!
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Oh my god, Vandy!! What a game. Tanner was incredible. I swore he had it. This is one of those games that breaks my heart for kids. #MarchMadness
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I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago
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@NatsAndCats Not quite the weird charm of Gritty, but I’ll admit it’s growing on me…
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@LMurphyDC It's a gnome-link creature thingey a woman in Missouri invented in the early 1900s which apparently was quite popular at the time, and somehow it got associated with St. Louis University. I respect schools that choose unique mascots but this one kind of creeps me out.
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@LMurphyDC It’s The God Of How Things Ought To Be, Laura. Also SLU had a bar that sold pitchers of beer for a penny on Wednesdays when I was in college. Talk about how things ought to be.
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