Laura Murphy

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Laura Murphy

Laura Murphy

@LMurphyDC

Content Strategist📱 Netflix Addict 📺 Dog Mom 🐶 Nats ⚾️

Washington, DC Katılım Ekim 2008
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Ladies Who Like Baseball
The Washington Nationals just beat the Braves 2-1. And win the series. It is only the second series loss for the Braves this season. Nationals are back to .500 LETS FUCKING GO NATS FANS.
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Laura Murphy@LMurphyDC·
@PatsKam Yes. Can we talk about hotel and gym towels? God forbid we want a towel that’s a size to actually cover our bodies.
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Kam@PatsKam·
Respectfully, if you've never seen 230+ Ibs on the scale, made funny your personality to hide your shame, not been able to wrap a towel around you, cried on the floor of a dressing room, & secretly eaten in your car alone.. I don’t want your weight loss advice.
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
Looking back, what was your most overblown childhood fear and why was it either quicksand, the Bermuda Triangle, or leeches
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Laura Murphy@LMurphyDC·
Bought the Nats TV package but I’m pissed about it. I bought season tickets to follow a team. I should be allowed to watch the games I’m not at, at home. How do you expect to build a fanbase by constantly gatekeeping access to games?
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Laura Murphy@LMurphyDC·
@caitiedelaney My cashier saw me purchasing dog snacks and asked to see photos of my dogs. I almost left my husband for her in that moment.
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caitie delaney@caitiedelaney·
I think it’s so beautiful that Trader Joe’s refuses to bow to the self checkout. They said you WILL imagine a future with this stranger when you shop with us
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Laura Murphy@LMurphyDC·
@lean_whittit A lot of us also come from work. With minimal bag space, I don’t have a change of clothes on me.
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𝓲𝓬𝓮@be_like_ice·
As a neurodivergent what social rule still doesn't make sense to you?
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Stephen Black@stephenRB4·
What’s your favourite swear word that isn’t really a swear word? Some personal favourites of mine: - Blimey - Crikey - Golly Gosh
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MLB@MLB·
This is diabolical 😂
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The Oxford Comma
The Oxford Comma@RealOxfordComma·
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a list in possession of three or more items is in want of an Oxford comma.
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Laura Murphy@LMurphyDC·
Maybe this is a thing, and I don’t know about it, but couldn’t the Nats offer subscriber discounts to Nats TV for season ticket holders? If I’m just ignorant, please let me know!
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