
Malfunction
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MAJOR ORDER: The Star of Peace—the Democracy Space Station's planet-collapsing defensive superweapon—requires vast quantities of Dark Fluid to fire; the Federation’s reserves remain depleted following the weapon's inaugural operational success. Dark Fluid is synthesized directly from E-711, an ultra-refined organic fuel found exclusively on Terminid Hive Worlds. The Hive World of Omicron possesses immense, untapped E-711 reservoirs, hoarded by Terminids in yet another of their unprovoked and perfidious schemes. We cannot allow brainless, fascist insects to delay the march of Liberty. A direct assault is the only logical course of action to secure these reserves. The Helldivers are ordered to complete 1,750,000 Operations on Omicron to quell Terminid resistance and clear the way for E-711 extraction pipelines, to enable the synthesis of Dark Fluid. Securing this vital resource will allow the Star of Peace to be fully armed once again, guaranteeing absolute deterrence, the continued unassailable security of the Federation, and ensuring the Star of Peace remains a highly profitable investment for Super Earth’s shareholders and taxpayers.


MAJOR ORDER: The Star of Peace—the Democracy Space Station's planet-collapsing defensive superweapon—requires vast quantities of Dark Fluid to fire; the Federation’s reserves remain depleted following the weapon's inaugural operational success. Dark Fluid is synthesized directly from E-711, an ultra-refined organic fuel found exclusively on Terminid Hive Worlds. The Hive World of Omicron possesses immense, untapped E-711 reservoirs, hoarded by Terminids in yet another of their unprovoked and perfidious schemes. We cannot allow brainless, fascist insects to delay the march of Liberty. A direct assault is the only logical course of action to secure these reserves. The Helldivers are ordered to complete 1,750,000 Operations on Omicron to quell Terminid resistance and clear the way for E-711 extraction pipelines, to enable the synthesis of Dark Fluid. Securing this vital resource will allow the Star of Peace to be fully armed once again, guaranteeing absolute deterrence, the continued unassailable security of the Federation, and ensuring the Star of Peace remains a highly profitable investment for Super Earth’s shareholders and taxpayers.







Dude the larping voice chat is so goofy. The guy is acting like he's actually there dragging a real body the way he's exhaling 😂😂







Not to sound like the oldest man in the universe but when did people start dressing up in costumes at hardcore shows? I never saw anything like this in the ‘00s/‘10s. Went to my first show in a while a couple of years ago and there was a kid dressed in a full Spider-man suit.




First Look at the new Drag to Revive feature coming to Modern Warfare 4 DMZ and potentially other modes like Warzone





@iloveivancest Csam lovers when people say reading csam is weird


This image perfectly conveys why State of Plays and Directs will never capture the magic of Geoff's shows you just can't compete with this

















