Hive Lord

@gears_turning_ take good care of them.

I am now a proud father of two Terminids, recently born and currently unborn, after successfully extracting with a Mutated Egg and Mutant Larva from Phact Bay. They will grow into beautiful Super Earth citizens and become voters soon, I can tell.

@helldivers2 Why are you doing this

Attention, Helldivers. A hotfix is planned for Wednesday, May 6. This will revert the Hive Guard and fix an issue introduced in Patch 6.2.1 where armor values were incorrectly swapped between the Legs and Claws. Updated Hive Guard stats: Main Body - Armor increased from 1 → 2 - Health increased from 375 → 500 Head - Armor decreased from 4 → 3 Front Legs - Armor increased from 2 → 3 Claws - Armor decreased from 3 → 1 We are reviewing player feedback, including durability damage, so next week we will also address some of these questions and others which our founder has received in various forums. Thank you for the continued support and feedback.

@blehh545 please Joel if you do this I will take back everything bad I ever said about you. and give us rupture impalers too

@HiveLord2185 Imagine AH was like “Oh yay you won…. Buts now it’s being attacked by the rupture strain, okay go ahead and kill em”

BULLSHIT! THIS IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!

@HLXhoper JOEL RIGGED IT

@HiveLord2185 We don't ever know how we pulled out that big ass come back

@GreenyGreen9999 @Aym_Vrchat that's fucked up.

@HiveLord2185 @Aym_Vrchat Charger in a hunter kind

GET THEM! ! KILL THE NERDS !!

@terminid_stlk APPARENTLY HELLDIVERS CAN PULL 40% OUT OF THEIR FUCKING ASSES

HOW ??? WE... WE WERE GONNA WIN HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE RAGGGHH

@Helldivers_NOW We ate it all

Can't have shit in Turing

@GreenyGreen9999 @Aym_Vrchat what kind

@HiveLord2185 @Aym_Vrchat Terminid porn

@LocalHeretek this is true We Killed Mr. Burns

This is how the average Terminids mission feels like:

@DemocraticStats Fake news

🌴⚠️PARADISE SECURED! - TURING WILL BE SAVED⚠️🌴 After the Helldivers heroically defended the Brilliance System, the Major Order has been successfully won. Super Earth High Command has marked this as a total victory, without noticing that we lost 4 planets. The Ministry of Expansion has rapidly started 'fascist-extermination' efforts, cleaning up all remaining Terminid corpses from our natural park. Meanwhile, on Turing: We know that the statistics [ ;) ] say that we will lose Turing, but we have received reports that Terminid occupation forces on Chatoyant, first of Turing's cities, are quickly losing ground, and liberation of the city is expected to be achieved in a few hours. The liberation boost from the city is expected to be enough to completely collapse all invading Terminid forces, and save Turing, with the Xenoentomology Center.

@terminid_stlk Super Earth's finest indeed

The Helldivers will gain one planet for their MO but at the same time also loose 5 planets including one of their important ones yet they will call this a "flawless victory"

@Med1_D1v3r @Helldivers_NOW It matters not

@Helldivers_NOW Mega city on Turing is almost done

> Lost multiple planets > About to lose the Xenoentemology Center(?) > Major order won (we got one planet) High Command:

@TpgamesczcV @Helldivers_NOW true

@Helldivers_NOW Also, HD2 hive lord could probably solo the entirety of HD1 bugs lol

HD1 vs HD2 Terminids, who's gonna win?

@Terminids look at this

The Second Part ( coded by time ) we could not afford the giant dorito chip on Fenrir III this time sorry guys

Turing is a dead end but we have a grudge against the scientologists

the bugs on Estanu will wait and hold the planet until the retaking of Hellmire, and the bugs on Fori Prime will hold the planet until the retaking of Oshaune

@Aym_Vrchat what are you keeping in those files?

@HiveLord2185 Ooooh nooo now termicide 2.0 won't be made...awww shucks, let's hope they destroy all the servers with the files or testing laaaaabs

@Zal_Bug_101 @spoopyspoopster @LtBuzzLitebeer We're simply very strong

@spoopyspoopster @LtBuzzLitebeer Ain't Helldivers like... hella advanced and not like militaries today? And all United? How does hella advanced earth tech go "ah fuck a common bug" and fumbles infront of it?

First off, it's a sarcastic post to shine a light on the change and isn't a 'Skill Issue' or game-breaking shift. It's the fact that we are told that the game needs to stay grounded in realism, while a common, small chaff enemy has better armor than our Mechs and Tank.