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@DougKass Noise, @dougKass . Are you shorting the SPX into the weekend?

Springsteen Derangement Syndrome (SDS)

@Martina Come on. You are *way* too smart to fall for this.

Good to know, right MAGA voters??? HAPPY NOW? You voted for this?

@paxtrader777 @RapidResponse47 Is that real?

@RapidResponse47 Oh my goodness.

They are doing this right as fire season starts. What’s the plan? Who’s in charge?

@DennisKoch10 @SquawkCNBC @CNBC I think he's great, and a fun balance to the Author across the table, who is so far left he might fall off the flat earth.

Joe Kernen has to resign or be fired from @SquawkCNBC I think America has enough problems without this Far Right Wingnut. Ho one can take him seriously any more. Tired of his gaslighting and mumbling. Besides he always loses. #CNBS #USA #Trump #uspoli @CNBC

@13thThesis @SaraForTexLege @KeithOlbermann That would eliminate a large current voting block -- women. Are you saying you are in favor of Women not being able to vote?

@SaraForTexLege @KeithOlbermann Sounds like a great compromise on the voter ID issue. Only those registered for Selective Service should be eligible to vote. Agreed?

If they can automatically register you for WAR, they can automatically register you to VOTE.

@SaraForTexLege You all should really have an adult review the talking points for the day. You are required to register for the selective service. non citizens can be in the armed forces. but by fed law, non citizens can not vote. which is kinda why we don't auto register everyone.

@chamath Isn't that how socialism works though?

The sad thing is that Ro is the guy preaching for socialism while he is the most active insider trader in Congress. He is a terrible representative of Silicon Valley.

@cargostick @QasimRashid You didn't know that you had to register for the Selective Service?

@QasimRashid Is the registration a Republican thing? Wow I didn’t know it wasn’t required when a Democrat was president.

Hegseth announces automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December. Any immigrant who doesn't register within 30 days of turning 18 can be criminally charged. While absurd, practically speaking all this does is show MAGA hypocrisy. Somehow automatic voter registration isn’t possible—but automatic registration for the draft program is both possible and now required. MAGAs don't want to make it easier for young people to vote—just easier for them to die in Trump's illegal wars.

@nypost you have always had to be registered -- Selective Service.

Eligible young men will automatically be registered for US military draft later this year trib.al/9QtIvyw

@bourscheid right after he does Sleepy Joe, though, right? Come on.

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is seriously considering excommunicating Vice President JD Vance from the Catholic Church.

@PuckDontLie Right. I mean the entire basis of the Lib world is 'we know better than you, Pesant. Just do as we say and like it.'

That's what happens when you take a group of men who mostly stopped going to school after the 10th grade...

@CatholicSat right. had to coordinate that @DNC message. You know, Trump bad, donate here.

Pope Leo XIV was half an hour late for his audience with the Italian Winter Olympic and Paralympic committees because he was meeting with David Alexrod, Obama’s chief strategist, this morning.

@MomAngtrades @Delta United.

@noahforkansas Middle Child?

When my son's lips turned blue, my wife and I had to pause and ask ourselves: can we afford the ambulance? No Kansas family should ever have that conversation.

@covie_93 ...or all you need to know about the Pope?

The American-born Pope will not visit the US while trump is president. That should tell you all you need to know about trump's America.

@elonmusk We're gonna need some grass up there for this to make sense.

A friend suggested this but on the Moon

@DylanRatigan @mattvanswol '...not affiliated with either political party'... Come on, Man.

@mattvanswol A sincere question from someone who is not affiliated with either political party: What exactly “worked” about the last 40 days of war? What was accomplished that Trump is not getting credit for?

The most predictable script in American politics: >Trump does something strong >Democrats and the media freak out >Everything Trump did works >Everyone moves on >No one gives him credit Every. Single. Time.

Gavin Newsom: I euthanized my mom and had an affair with my best friend’s wife. I despair of finding a woman who can match my history of familial homicide and extreme sexual impropriety Matchmaker: you’re not gonna believe this