Mike luers

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Mike luers

@MLuers49

가입일 Kasım 2024

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Mike luers@MLuers49·1h

@Phoenix2A_1980s Finish fast and fly

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Phoeni𝕏 2A 🇺🇸@Phoenix2A_1980s·2h

When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

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Mike luers@MLuers49·1h

@mittie552 Hell yeah

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Mittie gilks@mittie552·1d

do b00bies make you happy? say YES and I'll send a b00bie pic

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Mike luers@MLuers49·2h

@JebraFaushay They crush easy

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Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·4h

I'm sorry to deliver this news, but she won't date you, white men.

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Mike luers@MLuers49·2h

@HeyItsKsana Taste until one of us passes

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Ksana 🍒@HeyItsKsana·1d

taste or pass?

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Mike luers@MLuers49·2h

@Milajoy Steamroll it and bury the remains

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Mila Joy@Milajoy·8h

Liberal woman has a question for 77 MILLION that voted for the current administration.. “Did you vote for the Department of Education to be dismantled?" What would you say to her?

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Mike luers@MLuers49·2h

@RogerJStoneJr His book on the Chicago mob and Al Capone , is just a generalization, and common knowledge

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Roger Stone@RogerJStoneJr·23h

Bill 0'Reilly not only didn't write any of his books,I don't think he's even read them. He's so dumb he still thinks Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK and acted alone.

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Sam Tripoli@samtripoli·11h

It’s welfare

Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1

The WNBA is expected to start rolling out $1 million salaries after the players win major salary growth. Angel Reese was very vocal about the pay being too low—this is a huge win for them! 💰

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Mike luers@MLuers49·2h

@NORA1124315 Yeah, as close as possible

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NORA@NORA1124315·1d

Can i follow you? Yes or no

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Mike luers@MLuers49·2h

@maicasyaa What’s worse for you, noodles or the spices?

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maica@maicasyaa·22h

Hey, do you like extra spicy noodles?

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@OneBadDude_ Shrimp

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One Bad Dude@OneBadDude_·1d

Going out to eat was a special occasion

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@sarahmcdonald60 Milk

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sarahmcdonald@sarahmcdonald60·5h

Cocktail ? my round what you drinking

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@NoContextHumans Yes , For females

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Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans·20h

Should leg kicks be allowed in a street fight?🤔🦵

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@DisrespectedThe Cheap labor

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The Disrespected Trucker@DisrespectedThe·7h

Rest in peace Jose!

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@PattyMurray The average democrat is the problem

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Senator Patty Murray@PattyMurray·10h

The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.

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Bo Snerdley@BoSnerdley·6h

I think the message to people is clear. I wouldn't trust the staff of this restaurant to serve me, given their hateful stance"

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@BoSnerdley

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@Fulya51371782 Who took that photo?

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Emily Johnson@Fulya51371782·15h

My boyfriend says I am ugly. Do you think so too?

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@Mlu__N2 Your house was built quicker than cutting that wheel

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Mlungisi@Mlu__N2·23h

That cheese wheel cost as much as my house. The last time I saw this cheese wheel was in tom and Jerry.

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Mike luers@MLuers49·3h

@UsingLyft And the fashion shows

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Pay Roll Manager Here@UsingLyft·13h

All these niggas are gay

Noa Dalzell 🏀@NoaDalzell

Jaylen Brown explained how he’s memorized all of his teammate’s astrology and numerology in order to better learn how to communicate with them: “I learned communication styles that work best for each individual, and started utilizing that when I speak to each and every guy.”

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Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278·14h

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???