MachineKing

Are you BachelorPilled? My Creds: a millennial schizo who unironically watched the Bachelor, Bachelorette, and BIP from about 2013 until its death 2017. Let me explain. It begins with Season 21. Trump is about to be Sworn In, TDS is in its infancy, and Nick Viall is the Bachelor. So of course we're presented with our first ever MAGA Princess Corrine. The clear villain of the season guilty of the most heinous crime one could commit in 2017, being MAGA. Meanwhile another first lurks. Rachel Lindsay. A savvy black Lawyer, she dances circles around Nick who is every bit the man child you'd expect of someone who has come in 2nd on multiple past seasons of Bachelorette. Needless to say he cant handle an interracial relationship with a Lawyer. The desperation is in the air. Rachel is sent home but not before being cast as the next Bachelorette. It is not only the first time ever that the Bachelorette is announced while she's still on Nick Viall's season, but she's the first black Bachelorette. The DEI is palpable. Here's where it gets good. Bachelorette airs and its revenge of the Body Snatchers. Rachel has had at least 20 IQ points straight deleted. A completely different person. Arm in arm with Corinne and fellow rejects from Nick's season calling them "my bitches" while big hulking black men mud wrestle on a farm (no really) Then just to drive the point home, she sends home Peter, a man who desperately wanted to get off the show and date her like a normal person but No. Rachel has drunk the coolaide and wants the finale wedding. So she goes with the Miami Chiropractor who does supplement pyramid schemes on the side. Yes it was all that stupid. And I'm not fucking done. Because now Bachelor In Paradise airs. For those uninitiated, BIP is where they take a mix of past season rejects and just send them on spring break. So its fair to say the whole point is to get them drunk and horny on a beach. You'll need this information. And sure enough (cause remember we're now in MeeToo season) for the first time ever, Bachelor Nation tries to claim some BIP contestants getting hot and heavy is a MeToo Assault. Its a Black Man on Corrine Who immediately says "nah fuck that I knew what I signed up for" And that was it. Not long after Chris Harrison was ousted for defending a bachelorette's costume during BLM times or something but real ones didnt even care. It was dead by then. That is the story of the year real Bachelor Nation died. The shell of a show that's been on ever since was always going to wind up here. Picking such a horrible Bachelorette that they just axe the show all together was inevitable.

Death didn't come for Chuck Norris. He was just the last one left to roundhouse kick. RIP you magnificent Bastard. Say hi to Charlie for us.

@WallStreetApes Zero Sympathy. Biden Admin Orchestrated this so he could run on loan forgiveness.

American logs into her federal student aid account so we can see her actual loans and payments - She took out a $49,548.74 loan - She’s made 120 payments, paying $25,558.36 - Her current balance is $50,121.33 So after paying $25,558.36, she now owes more than she took out “It's all such a scam”

Best one yet.

@cturnbull1968 "A passport as their primary form of ID." You know what you're doing you magnificent retard. @elonmusk why is this garbage on my feed?

If every American voter, without a passport, decided to get a passport, as their primary form of ID, it would take 5 years to fill the requests. But Republicans want this to be in effect before the midterms. They know this, of course, so it’s obvious voter suppression.

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@IfindRetards His character in Knives Out 2 wasn't an act....

Dave Bautista said he covered up his tattoo dedicated to his friend Manny Pacquiao because Manny said something homophobic. He said it upset him because his mother is a lesbian. Retard 😂

@_GlobeObserver You mean this religion?

🚨 BREAKING: Tucker asked, "Was Iran about to get a nuke?" Joe Kent replied: "No. They've had a religious ruling against it since 2004. We had no intelligence that it was being disobeyed."

@BatVibes Pikachu Mankey If Pickachu faster than Pigeoto its gg

Pick 2 to PROTECT you. The rest are ATTACKING. Walking through Viridian Forest at night. Wild Pokémon are aggressive.

@DrShenanigans69 @aMONSTAonTV @DAKKADAKKA1

@aMONSTAonTV @MachineKing23 @DAKKADAKKA1 Every single time

There are white supremacist ai videos less racist than this lmao

A big account Quote Posts a Trump event. I interact with it. My feed is INSTANTLY at least 30% other big accounts quote posting the exact same thing. Def dont need that. Would also love an update to bookmarks. The article content has gotten so good I have been saving articles left and right. It's become a bitch to sift through bookmarked articles. Make a way for those be like a bookshelf. Easy to retrieve and reference. No just making folders aint it. And Videos! Work with @stevenmarkryan he's my standard. Its so much easier to go on youtube and see his lates video. There needs to be a way that when I go to his profile, I can click a button that is just his main video uploads.

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@ogafroman Afroman President Elon VP Rubio Secretary of State. Do it.

My proooofs on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6…

@DrShenanigans69 @DAKKADAKKA1 Me knowing who JUST bought BET

@DAKKADAKKA1 I remember a joke in the early 2000s where the KKK planned to buy BET and not change a thing

Bring in a "Normal" CEO - Energy is spun out instantly, CEO exhumes SolarCity Drama - Optimus is cancelled "we are a car company" - 47 new models each with various trims rolled out over next two years. - FSD dies over next 4 years as it becomes impossible to maintain quality FSD across 700 different configurations. - Robotaxi Shrivels and dies as Cybercab is scrapped or worse covered in $300,000 of sensors to make up for FSD implosion. Final Prognosis. Tesla ACTUALLY becomes "just another car company".

The $TSLA shareholders and the BOD's need to seriously put into consideration the firing of Elon Musk as CEO of Tesla. No BOD should be so stupid to keep a CEO on when measured on a stock price being down over a 5-year period. Does he bring good ideas, yes. Can he execute, eventually but mostly never. Any other CEO doing what he does in the public would have been gone a long time ago. The company would thrive much better with someone who is out of politics, global bullying, grok porn and who has a god complex. Bring someone in who can do something other than constantly disappointing investors.

@DrewPavlou So the Mamdani platform is: - Fuck Israel - Purge the Homeless in historic Blizzard - Religious Ceremonies in Office - Wife is raging homophobe and double Fuck Israel. ...is that not the Groyper Platform?

Zohran’s wife lmao

Very oversold...

I need more shares. $TSLA

@Resurrec_Ted @WhiteHouse I'm a Jew and even I'm feeling this.

@WhiteHouse Mossad sending a fake Iranian drone at Qatar right after this was posted

Statement from President Trump on South Pars Gas Field:

@RapidResponse47 Look I hate the antisemetic right as much as the next Jew. But this post literally says "if Israel wants South Pas blown to hell, America will do it for them" DaFuq?

@JamieMetzl Your pinned post is shilling the vax bro stfu!

I am a Democrat. I served in the Clinton administration. I did not vote for Donald Trump and am highly unlikely to support him or his acolytes in the future. I also have serious disagreements with many of the Trump administration’s domestic and foreign policies. But it is profoundly disturbing that a growing segment of the far left appears to be almost rooting for Hamas, Hezbollah, the Iranian regime, and other forces fundamentally opposed to the United States and our allies. This seems to reflects a corrosive strain of anti-Americanism, dressed up in postcolonial theory, that risks blinding us to the moral realities of our world and the nature of our adversaries.