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@TGBED8v8 BTW, you know this is AI, right? Try to read the bottom part.

How do they have handicapped people at all by this point in the timeline? Unless an idiot chooses to be in a wheelchair. Same with the woman with glasses. Bad vision was permanently fixed between Kirk and this point in the timeline. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

@TGBED8v8 The eye sight thing was fixed before Kirk. He was allergic to the medication. Which is why he had Ben Franklin's glasses to pawn.

@NoContextBrits Mr. Bean. Dr. House. And Hagrid. youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT…

@MomsPostingLs Toxic masculinity. Seriously, this is an animal marking territory.

What is wrong with these people

@RealPostFolder She just wants you to buy the rest of the picture set.

@DonShift3 When you drop someone off, it is polite to wait til they are inside before you drive off. In case shit goes sideways.

300lb female neighbor gets dropped off by a friend, who always watches that she makes it to the door. What the heck is gonna happen to her? Fall down the stairs?

@Narkrata @Snailwithleg @RealPostFolder Aw, that is cute. I was a goth squad's pet nerd for a couple of years, like, before you were wiping yourself unsupervised. Everyone else ignores Boomers and you should too. Goth gen-X exists, they have just perfected their look to the point Normies dont see them.

@Snailwithleg @RealPostFolder the majority does not love goth women. Or goth people in general. We are still getting ridiculed, objectified and fetishised. People say they love goth women, but they just want to bang alternative clothed girls in an e-girl fetish make up...

@LongAndy1001 The company msged me this morning. Cuz I asked for advice, not advocacy. This is Iran's fault. Heightened security cuz Trump is pushing their shit in. ...Aight, fine. Plugging a solid company now: mcsus.com

@MansplainStuff Send them the Wikipedia page for paintball.

If the FBI told me they were investigating me, I would laugh, and then laugh some more. They are hilariously ineffective.

@InternetH0F Hey, dude? If not for people flexing like this. The US might be arresting people for FB comments and butter knives. Maybe remember Yanks havent given a shit about your opinion since 1776.

why are people difficult like this for no reason

@memeslich Her little hands... oh never mind.

say something nice about the hobbit woman

@steups11 @ThoughtCrimes80 Grind that tech tree harder next game, scrub. Focus less on the rape, torture, and slave taking.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Go back to Europe then!

All these freaks need to stay in their own countries.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Reach like that again.

@ShitpostRock2 It snows almost all the time, is full of monsters AND it is haunted. Why does the empire want the place?

The choice is obvious

@thomas_garrard Great advice, until you have to explain where you got the uniform.

My Drill Sergeant used to say “You won’t get in trouble if you show up at the right place, at the right time, in the right uniform.” That has always stuck with me. Anxiety has kicked my ass, today. Doctor appointments, bank appointments, lawyer appointments and work is starting to get busy. Having to get in touch with one to get documents for the others and vice versa. A lot has to get done, in many different areas, in the next couple of weeks, for certain outcomes. In my moderate pain and discomfort today, that anxiety got to me. I just took a minute to pet my dog, and say a prayer, and those words came back to me. The outcome of anything isn’t really up to me. It never was. I just have to do my part, which is to show up at the right place, at the right time, wearing the right uniform. Like God was speaking in my old DS’s voice saying “Too easy, private.”

@scs_real I have my Wife's Grandfather's machete. 75 years old? It was issued to him before he was shipped to Africa.

I have a cast iron skillet my family took west with them in the 1870s-80s. Not sure on the exact date.

@wealthmoose Now? Now would feel like quitting. My ancestors shed blood for this place. Wife and the Boy have their passports in order. Even if I could cross the border, I wouldnt. The Elbow people will have to make me leave.

🚨 CANADIANS: Be honest. If you had the opportunity, would you move to the U.S.? 🇺🇸 And if yes : which state would you choose? #Canada #USA 🇨🇦🇺🇸

@sudsman61 @SteveLovesAmmo My wife has never embarrassed me... in public.

@SteveLovesAmmo We are all Allen at some point.

Allen’s a real one for that.

@HardPass4 Oh. Okay, cool.

Can’t wait to block out the 16.2% with this new feature (allegedly).

All the cool kids are doing it.

@cosyposter Professional lap fungus.