Matt Rowe

@StoolGreenie Ok cool, guess I’m watching hockey. I’m not rage baiting myself watching this fucking team

Another OREB allowed into PHI points Margins!

@W0lfSzn0 @StoolGreenie As long as they take hauser with them

@StoolGreenie Vooch is absolute dog shit. Him and Jaylen can go Milwaukee.

31-19 quarter When you blow playoff games, you don't have the margin for error to have a bad quarter

Jaylen Brown is so fuckin ass @StoolGreenie will find a way to defend this bullshit somehow

@St_Double_K @dannykanell I was just in Lubbock for 5 years. He’s incredible. As a Patriots fan I’m furious he’s a Dolphin lol

@dannykanell Legit ecstatic.

The Miami Dolphins just selected the next Zach Thomas. Love Jacob Rodriquez!

@uncledoomer I would pay at least 3x for this now

this is what they took from you

@punt_rd RJD was my first show. Dio, Megadeth and Savatage. Love him but nah

Dio singing Ozzy Black Sabbath classic ‘Paranoid’. Did he tackle it well?

@Jared_Carrabis Rocket. You’re pretty plugged in. What’s the realistic fix to this? Can’t do 5 more months of this shit

Second and third, nobody out. The Red Sox strike out three straight times and score zero runs. This team fucking BLOWWWWS.

@MolloyLaurence @nickimoraa @meathead Sure. I’m a good ass cook too but I could absolutely create a better dish in a restaurant kitchen then I can at home

@MattRowe34 @nickimoraa @meathead Not true. My kids prefer my pizza to the takeout - even in Italy it was great, but not noticeably better than home pizza. There are also a number of other dishes that my kids rate my version of enough for a restaurant to not seem so special.

Once you actually learn how to cook… you start to realize a lot of these restaurants are heavily over rated.

Thanks for not bothering to reply to my dm you asked for. Amazing service

@UWMlending y’all are some scumbags. You take out two extra mortgage payments from my bank account, admit to the mistake and tell me you will return the money electronically but whoops sorry we decided not to. You can have it back in 7-10 business days as soon as we get around to mailing it.

@fabianxeets @BellaBaddie__ Iced coffee>hot coffee

@BellaBaddie__ The answer is coffee ☕️

what tastes good both hot & cold?? there is nothing

@stepfanie Can we talk about those potatoes for a minute

I made dis 🤤 Pepper jack cheese, bacon, bacon jam, smashed avocado, lettuce and tomato on a brioche bun ffuuuuuu

@notthefakeSVP @mgloudem Don’t you have some bullshot propaganda to promote? Sellout

@mgloudem So, you make sure you pop up on my timeline by tagging me? Makes sense. I remember you. The NM guy. Hope you’re doing great.

The YouTube/Disney beef has been fantastic. I haven't seen @notthefakeSVP pop up up on my TV once.

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #JacobRodriguez

@CottonCC_FFSN O line is ridiculously bad

Morton is the worst pocket worker I’ve ever seen. Has zero idea how to work one. You have to step up. Just once.

@BarstoolBigCat Just did it as a grandparent. Amazing all over again

Halloween as a parent is the absolute best. Watching your kids get so excited and have the best time ever just being kids is such an incredible experience through a parent’s eyes. (Also I’m currently eating all their candy while they sleep)

@DustinSnider What kind of rabbitt hole did you send yourself down

What if the creator of Bitcoin was an economist professor nobody has ever heard the name of before? 👀

@acaseofthegolf1 I’ll take those pb crackers over the insane pudding cup all day

100% this person corrects peoples grammar on Twitter