Meathead "BBQ Hall of Famer, Hedonism Evangelist”

Unbelievable! Alton Brown's new book landed today and the first copy off the press of my book landed today! And look who wrote the foreword to my book! My hero, Alton Brown!

@TheMonologist He is wrong. This movie is indeed very funny. Hysterical. You will laugh out loud many times.

JOHN LANDIS talks about Stanley Kramer’s brilliant, crazy-assed Comedy classic IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD (1963)

@Rodgolfpro @GamecockWill69 On an iPhone or an iPad, there is usually a little microphone icon on the keypad. Press it and start talking. Then go back and fix all the damn typos.

@meathead @GamecockWill69 I didn’t know one could dictate. Happens to me on voice texts. I’m a bubba form the south and it can’t detect my dialect. 😆

South Carolina BBQ is by far the most superior bbq in the United States

@ii_analyze @SamaHoole People who do know the science say that the pasteurization takes nothing away from the milk

@meathead @SamaHoole yeah i don’t know enough science to say one way or the other. the raw milk people will tell you it’s got some special enzymes in it or something idk the downside risk is pretty simple to understand though

Alcohol and tobacco are available on every street corner, but drinking raw milk is "unsafe".

@J0hnnyR3d @Mlu__N2 You are so wrong. She is an excellent cook and her technique is solid. I can’t think of anything that she has messed up other than making dinner for six and sitting down to eat it alone.

@meathead @Mlu__N2 It’s because she doesn’t really know how to cook . That’s why she messes up everything.

From all the ingredients she used I currently have the potato and salt in my kitchen, you think I can still make this?

@PeterBrubaker2 @DudespostingWs Katz is unmatched. I like manny’s, but it can’t compare.

@meathead @DudespostingWs How does it compare with Manny’s in Chicago?

This is an infamous sandwich from Katz’s Delicatessen, lines out the door nearly every day, known for its generous portions and it sells for nearly $30.

I was a lecturer at the very impressive hospitality school at Cornell University. There were two restaurants and a hotel. I have also been a guest lecture at similar set ups around the country, including Yale. My local community college has a pretty nifty restaurant run by students.

@meathead @RichardERoeper They have a similar program at Iowa State. I didn’t do it, but knew folks that did.

The thing I learned about High Point University today: They have three high-end restaurants on campus where students learn business conversation skills, interview etiquette, table manners, the bread/drink rule, etc.🧐🏀🍽️

My wife is a master gardener with an actual certificate that says that from the university of Illinois. She has created a pretty large garden system that surrounds our house and spent a fortune on trowels, pruning devices, topsoil for her raised beds, fences to keep out the deer and rabbits, rooting hormones to start grape vines, seeds, special lights for her shelves, where she starts her seeds, a lightweight plastic greenhouse, Rototiller and so much more. The good news is is her garden is prolific and in August this Meathead eats very little meat. She also cans, tomato sauce and jams and other goodies. I am afraid to do the calculations, but if I tried, I’ll bet each of the scores of tomatoes she harvest cost us two dollars apiece.

@meathead @latte147 I found an accidental hack I’m trying for the third year now. Total costs for an entire summer of fresh tomatoes last year was $2 (for twine)

One of my favourite yearly traditions is spending £150 on garden supplies so i don't have to spend £2 on tomatoes at the supermarket. 😂

Since I am an election poll worker and I know more about the system than both of you, follow me because I am writing a detailed blow by blow of how elections work and I will post it probably this weekend. It should dispel a lot of myths and maybe the two of you can shake hands and act like adults after you read it.

@ChazLuz95 @drivebyreader @meathead @legallymom2 Oh… and get fucked. Almost forgot that.

Today is election day in Illinois. I am demoralized and I know the system is corrupt and my vote counts little. Yet I am still going to vote like I always do. 🤷‍♀️

@jdvlv @ronsterd89 Don’t diss crockpots. They are excellent for stews and braises.

@meathead @ronsterd89 Stupidity is enormous. Crock pot? Seriously?

Does everybody clean and wash their crockpot after every use?

@panamajak9 @ronsterd89 Yeah, those are some big ones

@meathead @ronsterd89 It is wild that for years all kids were taught the old food pyramid but we never even mentioned storing raw meat below other ingredients, or that color doesn’t reliably indicate whether chicken has been cooked.

@DrJimmy2112 How nice. I’m curious now, I am struggling with something. They called trigger finger on both hands. The tendons that control the movement of my fingers are misbehaving. It is being treated with ultrasound, and the problem is diminishing.

@meathead As an expression of thanks, I gave a copy of “The Meathead Method” to my hand surgeon last week after he took my stitches out. He was thrilled!

How nice of you to say this. Writing it was a labor of love and a pain in the ass.

@CetiAlphaFumf @panamajak9 @ronsterd89 I remember those lessons. Good for you.

@panamajak9 @meathead @ronsterd89 I’m a Scoutmaster We drill it into the kids on campouts

@MLFootball True

“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS EARL CAMPBELL IN HIS PRIME?” Campbell was the most bruising and scariest running back to ever play the game of football. Icon 😮‍💨

@Jayhawk4Life_ Walter

🚨🏈 NFL Question of the Day Who’s your favorite Running Back of All-Time?

@GeraldoRivera It should also state citizenship

Photo ID should be facilitated by the government -and provided to every American citizen -free of charge -available at any government office -principally DMV’s. -free.

@emilyofeasttx True

people are fighting about whether Texas or South Carolina has the best BBQ and y'all.... they aren't even remotely close to the same thing. Not even comparable.

@BruinNationBBQ I will eat just about anything except boiled peanuts

Since we're triggering yankees, Midwestern folks and other non relevant citizens... here's another controversial topic that southerners know better than everyone else, Boiled peanuts is the only way to eat a peanut. Not roasted.