Matthew

Just a dog having the best day of its life.

She turned sadness into smile. A true winner. Her parents raised her well

"I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody." ~ Lily Tomlin At some point many of us realize the mysterious "somebody" we've been waiting for is us! Happy #InternationalWomensDay to the women who raise their hands! #IWD2026

Daniel Radcliffe refuses to try on Alysa Liu's Olympic Medal 🫡 While he expressed immense admiration for Liu’s achievement, he declined the offer to wear the prize, stating: “I can’t do it. It’s too much. Even holding it feels like I’m trespassing on a decade of hard work. Wearing it feels like stolen valor.” Radcliffe explained that because he knows how much grueling physical sacrifice goes into an Olympic career, putting the medal around his neck - even for a photo, felt disrespectful to the actual effort required to earn it.

@NotTodayEric E V E R

My 5 year plan is not watch the news.

@NotTodayEric "Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger"

Dear kids, this is John Ritter. He was awesome.

@NotTodayEric Did you call ahead to make sure they had your movie??

I’m running to Blockbuster if anybody needs anything.

I fell in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

So many people just need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal.

Dear men, Just make her laugh. Reese

@theHetal Congratulations!

I've been MIA but I just gave birth to the most beautiful girl in the world last week and she's perfect.

BREAKING: Men have feelings and deserve kindness too

@emily_tweets Please let me know what you find out. I'm curious as well.

Quick question. Anyone know how to keep up with life

@ThexyBeatht_2 Because he must give us solutions to problems no one had.

This chat thing is so lame. Why do they keep making the user experience worse?

Feeling lonely when you’re surrounded by people is one of the worst feelings

@Lilblack_heart Congratulations!

I wrote this whole big spiel on how I finished writing my first novel today and how I’ve always been a writer etc… but you know what. All I really needed to say is… I FINISHED WRITING MY FIRST NOVEL TODAY! And I cried happy tears. Ok. Carry on.

@NotTodayEric SO glad it's not just me...

Pants pocket: hi Door handle: wait don’t go!

@difficultpatty Priorities.

Haven’t unpacked my house yet, but at least I’ve gotten these guys up.