Matthew Thomas Meade

Why didn’t anyone tell me Google Maps doesn’t work anymore?

The most fucked up part about We’re All Going to the World’s fair is that annoying ASMR video in the middle of it. Stop making that sound with your mouth, weirdo. #WFC

Trump is gonna find a way to ruin the World Baseball Classic with this “important message” isn’t he?

@amykdebellis But… do they charge fees?

….. that have been around a lot longer than ZH, that don’t pay writers and yet have never been lambasted this way. I can’t imagine the stress of having to defend yourself because Twitter decided YOU were the public whipping boy for all Lit Mags That Don’t Pay (How Dare They).

Over the last couple days @BurialMagazine has turned into the poster child for Lit Mags That Don’t Pay Writers. I’ve seen him field “suggestions” from people who ignorantly compare raising $ for a lit zine to raising $ for humanitarian causes. I can name dozens of lit mags…(1/2)

Publishing is protecting literature against the most dangerous and fascistic elements of our society. Also, if you email them about your submission they will destroy your career.

How can LinkedIn have every piece of information on me that there is to know, including every mailing address and my social security number and still know so little about me that they think I want to follow Barak Obama?

I plan on being at Pilot Project Brewing in Logan Square all day on Sunday 3/15 (from 11am to 3pm is all day to me). Come by and hang out and I will buy you a lemon slice. Whether you put it into a beer or a club soda is up to you. open.substack.com/pub/matthewtho…

In true Malcolm Gladwell fashion he hears someone say "Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people" and it blows his mind so hard he writes a whole damn insufferable book about it.

Wrote a thing about what goes in and out of a shed and Reprise Magazine published it for some reason. inesmeow.com/magazine/

@helendewitt @JoyceCarolOates I haven't been this excited for a feud since the beef between Jack White and the Black Keys.

Gosh. TIL that @JoyceCarolOates has blocked me. No idea why or when. (This does explain why she wasn’t turning up in my TL, though - used to follow her & was surprised when I hadn’t seen any posts in a while.) Welp, onward and upward.

@_whitneywebb Everyone was worried about you!

Read my book for free (but you can always buy it if you want): ia801209.us.archive.org/30/items/one-n… Also, hi, it's nice to be back :)

My "conspiracy theories" from 2019-2020 on Epstein are now mainstream? This is practically analogous to the case I've been making for years with respect to Epstein and intelligence agencies and which is the subject of my books, which you can read for free (see tweet below). I've been working on a lot of Epstein material while I've been away (from the internet) dealing with losing my house to mold and taking care of my 3 lovely kids. Stay tuned for some big stories from myself and other writers at Unlimited Hangout over the next several weeks (ideally sign up for Unlimited Hangout's newsletter).

@tunguz Sounds like every place I ever worked…

Meanwhile I have not seen a *single* useful use case of ANY AI working inside of ANY mainstream Microsoft products.

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Shes going to single handedly kill 6 7. Thank you commandant kamala

@jadedwriter_ Melodramatic manbaby neediness dressed up as cool bragadocious swagger. Base. Carnal. Corny.

@MatthewTMeade Please explain further

John Updike is the Kid Rock of 20th century American letters and more people should acknowledge that.

@axiochrono Can you even imagine if there was a primary!? Hoo boy

What annoys me about Kamala 2028 discourse is that until recently there was a general understanding that you had one chance to run for president and that was it. Nobody was debating if Romney should run in 2016. Kamala had her chance. If she runs I hope she loses the primary.

A “ruemmler” sounds like an insult that a hard boiled detective from the 30s would use against a boozy housewife mad and embarrassing herself in public over her husband’s affairs.

"There is one intelligence community, and one only. And we are all its victims, wherever we live." - Philip K. Dick

If you want to watch the modern day remake of a movie, Amazon should let you watch it for free if you watch the original in its entirety,