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There's an entire parallel scientific corpus most western researches never see. Today i'm launching chinarxiv.org, a fully automated translation pipeline of all Chinese preprints, including the figures, to make that available.

@SeanMombo Easy money

130lbs OHP were so fucking back

@liminal_warmth @politicalmath Me and baukders gate 3

@politicalmath This was me too but I stuck it out and it’s so incredible

I've tried to get into Elden Rings like 5 times and I suck so bad at it and it gives me no indications of how to not suck that I just give up

They are slowly releasing every OpenClaw primitive

@Mqsley @SexyLikeMeiosis Huh

@seconds_0 @SexyLikeMeiosis Giving blood is terrifying

fun fact: I'm working on something related to this. men, if you're interested, hit me up

@FeralPHunter Getting my wife on Twitter to correct the record in st Peter's eyes

sleeping with someone from twitter is negative 100 bodies

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

@liminal_warmth Yeah, at this point they need to stop testing versus placebo and test it versus semaglutide.

RIP--can't really blame them though since basically everyone I know who's tried GLP-1s have had great results I'd be mad too if it became obvious I was having to take a placebo for months for no impact

@tomieinlove here early

(Monkey's Paw): I will grant you three wishes...but remember...be careful what you wish for [chuckles evilly]...you might get it. (Me): triple the price of insulin (Monkey's Paw): ha ha...you—what? (Me): wish 2, quadruple world hunger

@synthwavedd Whale where are you

can one of the big labs do something? been quiet as of recent, need new SoTA models...

@charliermarsh Bag

@charliermarsh Congrats on the bad charlie

We've entered into an agreement to join OpenAI as part of the Codex team. I'm incredibly proud of the work we've done so far, incredibly grateful to everyone that's supported us, and incredibly excited to keep building tools that make programming feel different.

@papayathreesome @visakanv lol coffee with sugar and skim milk is the archetypal peat recommendation!!

@seconds_0 @visakanv okay it is peaty you convinced me isitpeaty.com/s/coffee-with-…

my routine these days is i wake up and drop my kid off at preschool and get home to do some writing, but i keep forgetting to get breakfast and end up crashing like a fool. what are your favorite no-brainer mom/dad breakfasts? after the classic peanut butter sandwich

@papayathreesome @visakanv ???? no sugar is good for you dont believe the psyop

@seconds_0 @visakanv at least switch to sugar substitute!

@AuroraLevinson its much, much more effective with fewer side effects

@seconds_0 why would you pick that over other wl drugs like ozempic

2mg reta once a week

@mis4nthroope i started at 2 and wish i started lower and titrated up

@seconds_0 Did you start at 2 or titrate up

@SYNESTHEIZURE thats the plan

@seconds_0 shit just make a brain

There will be a whole new class of models trained who's job is to call specialist models. MoE taken to the logical extreme Compaction models, search models, memory models and above all the planning dispatch model

@MeganRisdal Proving ground let's go

Made some updates to Kaggle's logged-out homepage - still lots more to do. :) What do you think? What are we missing?