Meg Nificent 🐲

@sabatonfan69 This happened to me except my ELO became so high I became a rival to Magnus Carlsen without knowing how to play chess. i take 1700mg of mescaline every week hoping to black out in order to keep my farce going

One time in college I blacked out and when I woke up I had tanked my chess.com Elo by over 400 points and when I explained to my roommates why I was nearly in tears they just laughed at me

@w00t000 @predederva @keithjohnstack @Drawertogether Hey I bought Super Mario Sunshine twice can you draw the picture of ant now

@predederva @keithjohnstack @Drawertogether this is 100% true by the way. i was gonna draw a pretty picture of an ant but i remembered my friend pirated super mario sunshine once and i couldn't stop crying. in the end i ate one of my hands to calm down

I’ve seen a lot of Japanese posters confused by the lax attitude towards media piracy in the west. Overseas, we like to embrace a sort of “sick and twisted” mentality, like the Joker from Batman. We imagine the rights holders losing money and start laughing maniacally.

@kozlovskyi79217 @VeltisLeEvil A game so good that it failed twice

@VeltisLeEvil Yet the game wipes the floor with RE4.

Will forever love this game for asking a bold question. "What if me made RE4 but not cringe and boring, and in space?"

@ashleydixon @Kieran9915 @TrumpHaterL @mannyfidel Shittily cropped Seinfeld pfp is a giveaway

@Kieran9915 @TrumpHaterL @mannyfidel Nah, that poster gotta be a boomer/gen x.

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

fantasy liveleak halfling golem factory accidents. goblin arcane landmine footage. elvish freedom fighter beheading high quality no ads

@quantballs @RaiXin_ @CRebaichado @Based_Mr_L In Auschwitz??

@RaiXin_ @CRebaichado @Based_Mr_L There’s no way you’re asking how to wash your hands rn

Not a single Jewish scholar on the Holocaust claims that "6 million bodies were cremated". A death from illness still counts as a genocidal death. The average Holocaust denier is a dumbfuck that can't read a single wikipedia page.

@iroxydotcom @halcyon_dot_exe Do you think that Dale Earnhardt Sr performed this maneuver before?

@halcyon_dot_exe its called the nascar method dude

this happened to my lil brother but not Because Of Phone but because he would try to "turbo shit" where he, usually in the middle of a leauge match, would sprint to the bathroom to expell all the shit from his body in under 60 seconds to get back in time.

@MizuumiKami @foolibuster Anytime queen it’s what I’m here for

@MegLebbo @foolibuster Thanks for the honesty

ascending

@MizuumiKami @foolibuster you’re insane and brainrotted yes

@foolibuster Maybe I'm just insane or brainrotted but this feels like it's supposed to be an incest comic idk

@zilt_ @hehdhudgss @IPAorc138 @atuhru Yeah, probably. The difference is that I don’t go around advertising that it is safe.

@MegLebbo @hehdhudgss @IPAorc138 @atuhru とはいえ貴方の国よりは安全でしょ？

foda dessa quebra de barreira de idioma no Twitter é que eu descobri que o japonês é o bicho mais anti pirataria do planeta os cara tão puto que tem fã de nier resgatando um jogo gacha mobile que está morto, enterrado e sem meios para se jogar, isso não existe não kkkkkkkkkk

@futbol_al_ia @Novastar616 @_deceptionfalls Correct, they’re not!

@MegLebbo @Novastar616 @_deceptionfalls "they're not THAT good"

Guys when asked "are video games art?" can you bring actual good games as an example and not persona or kingdom hearts

@hehdhudgss @IPAorc138 @atuhru The other guy said it was the safest country in the world. That was incorrect. “B-b-but there’s a difference between this country and our country” literally doesn’t matter. Don’t claim to be the safest country if you’re not!

@MegLebbo @IPAorc138 @atuhru なくても困らない小国と大国じゃ治安の維持の難易度が違うだろ。馬鹿だなー

@ndr222999 @haatchet @kohakoobs No, it’s not impossible. The man in that image is Gabe Newell, he led the creation of Steam. Ever since Steam has hit the scene, piracy has dwindled to what it used to be in the 2000s. They offered games both cheaply and available. No added perks, no ads. Just good service.

@MegLebbo @haatchet @kohakoobs 良いサービスを要求するけど、無料の海賊版を越えるサービスって無理だよね？ 特典をつけたり広告を外したりするのかい？その場合何で稼ぐ？ 画質を良くする？音が出る？ 人の言葉で勝手に結論が出た気になるのは滑稽だよ。良いサービスが無いので私達は無料の海賊版を接種し続けるってとても悲しいよ

I have a doujin from Japan on which it literally says "Do not resale, do not copy, do not take pictures even of the front page. If you're done with the doujin, dispose of it"

@IPAorc138 @atuhru It is not the safest country in the world, that is false. Iceland is generally agreed to be. There are even more safe countries than Japan, such as New Zealand and Ireland, ones that respect women with no need to have all those laws to stop gropes and rapes.

@MegLebbo @atuhru 全ての犯罪率を日本より下回ってから言ってくれるか？世界一治安良い国なんだよ 何故かって？みんなルール守ってるからだよ

@ndr222999 @haatchet @kohakoobs We have figured out for decades that if you provide a service better than what the pirates can offer, people would rather buy the product than pirate it for free. If you make a product inaccessible that people want, then people will find a way to get that product.

@haatchet @kohakoobs 無料でやってる人達と戦うのがどれだけ難しいことかわかりますか？ 我々に彼らを取り締まることはできない。そのサイトを無くせと言っても意味がないし潰してもまた出てくる。 その海賊版サイトは広告収入を得ていますか？それ次第で話が変わってきます。

@ghostcub @atuhru Gonna have myself a good old time on the Dragons Dogma Online private server, I wonder if they know about it!

@atuhru If they think *this* is bad wait till they figure out about the monster hunter frontier private server 💀💀

@IPAorc138 @atuhru If you want to talk about environments, we can discuss how Japan has women-only train cars to prevent men from sexually assaulting them. We can talk about how Japan mandates cameras have a shutter noise so that men stop snapping sexual photos of innocent women

@atuhru 海外の奴らは法も守れないのかって呆れてるよ 外に自動販売機も置けない、女子供が深夜1人で外を歩けないような環境なのが納得だよ だってお前ら誰1人ルール守る気ないんだから 自分たちが正義だと信じて死者の墓場荒らししてるだけなの理解してくれるといいな

@LotteWeiss1 @MichaelAlleged @inkblotPrincess How do you even counter this level of bootlicking? How do you even begin to address a group of people that think what the government allows or not is infallible divine law?

@MichaelAlleged @inkblotPrincess "I'd tolerate slavery if it was legal"

Ever since Twitter started auto-translating Japanese tweets I've had reminders forced down my throat that so many people in Japan are actual slaves to intellectual property law

@Ev3i11real @pilgoth The merge is happening…. trust in the merge

@pilgoth ive heard about this its just another sign of the dimensional merge with our reality

Smiling Friends chose to end its run by legitimizing a random fan's delusional love for Alan, no doubt undoing months of therapy, in a genuinely avant garde (if unethical) moment in media

@sirlordofderp @PizzaHutCanada Americans are fat enough as is, you don’t need the hot dog pizza.

@PizzaHutCanada I hope someone goes to that store , they say it was a joke, and sues. You peons are an American company. Literally every product you currently have elsewhere should also be served here. Ive seen retards eat fried bricks of butter, dont say people wouldn't like whatever you make.

to all the americans we’ve let down, please accept our sincerest apology.