DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes

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Is @reportfrauduk just Action Fraud with new clothes? #Notfitforpurpose I gave you: Transcript of contact Tel of fraudster TikTok business profile of fraudster Vehicle Reg & V5 with address Bank details that received fraudulent payments ...and you still say 'not viable' 🤔😢

Oh thanks for not letting me know Membership expired yesterday @Costco @CostcoUK 😱 No emails nothing. Until I got a call from my wife trying to get petrol. Have you ANY idea how much trouble I'm now in? #customerservicefail

I used to get sourdough in @92DegreesUK. Then they stopped it. B used to have honey on bagel. Then they stopped it. We had nice wholewheat bagels & Philadelphia. Then they stopped it. 😟 I’m beginning to think it’s something I said! If they stop my Americano then I’m in trouble!

Range Rover Sport For Sale ** Spares or Repair ** Engine knocking. Sorry to see it go but would make a great repair project. #rangerover #landrover ebay.co.uk/itm/2977790409…

@DeskCustom52277 @Dakes_Liverpool Hey @AsdaServiceTeam looks like a fake account pretending to be you!

@Dakes_Liverpool Kindly follow us so you can enable the messaging feature to enable us reach out to you and assist

FFS @AsdaServiceTeam @asda 😡 Once again alcohol missed off the order and refund automatically declined so I have to waste my time ringing in. And your order email has an out of date phone number on! Attention to detail much?

@HelplineDe243 @Dakes_Liverpool Hey @AsdaServiceTeam looks like someone’s pretending to be you!

@merseyrail Good job I'm not *actually* dishonest as your staff member completely messed up the address on the Penalty notice and I could just bin it. But I won't... That's half our weekly grocery bill. And I hate beans on toast...

@MerseySEO I am sorry to hear that, I can confirm that Term Time tickets are not valid during half term. Our Loss Prevention team will look into this for you and respond directly. ^Claire

Hey @merseyrail - not your job to be rude & confrontational to my teen daughter, that's MY job! 😈 #jobsworth : She thought her season ticket was valid. I thought it was too. No opportunity given to rectify an obvious mistake. Would've been no action if bally-clad scrotes I bet!

@merseyrail Already emailled in. Her season ticket expires December but not valid during half term - didn't know. So issued fine by rude member of staff when she tried to use it. Never dodged a fare in our lives & not starting now. But disproportionate, heavy handed response.🤷‍♂️

@MerseySEO Hi there, I am sorry to hear of this experience. Please send us a DM with more information on what happened and I will look into this for you. ^Claire

Hey #photography peeps. I’m looking to bias more towards my photography so thinking of a rebrand (here, Bluesky & Insta) - which of these sound best to you? GrumpyOldGeezer Photography should also be an option 🤣

Hey @O2RitzManc - did you know the contact us link on your oneclick.bio/o2ritzmanc link is broken? Let your web folk know it's a 404 👍. No worries as I found contact deets on site but thought you should know.

Highly recommend a visit to this exhibition at Crosby Library - well I would, there's some of mine in there! Thanks to the awesome @SeftonLibraries staff at Crosby who do amazing work for the community. #photograpy #Sefton #art #photoart w3w.co/issue.poster.c…

FIRE!!! Would you know what to do? Or how to evacuate? Follow the advice of the guys at @NWFireSolutions and sort out your evacuation plan : nwfiresolutions.co.uk/blog/what-is-a… #firesafety #fireservice #call999

Here’s a challenge - does anyone have a spare ticket for the Skye Newman concert at @O2RitzManc? Have a disappointed teenager that wasn’t able to get the final ticket needed for her to go with a gaggle of friends. (Seen one on a scalping site for 10x face value, crazy!)

Hey @seftoncouncil - why can’t this lot be put in your recycling? So annoying to have to send it to landfill! @SeftonGreens please try & exert change for the better! @NeilDoolin1 does great work against the odds.

For the makers & creators, my wife's glass fusion microwave kiln - super large size. ebay.co.uk/itm/2972583123… #glassfusion #art #makers #glass

Looking for a quick gift for a youngster? ebay.co.uk/itm/2972581937… should do the trick as a first fun camera with lots of noisy beeps, games and funny filters! #camera #toys #selfies

After asking me to DM, this got quietly ignored by the #CustomerServiceFailure that is @BootsUK - so they shop elsewhere now. Simples.

Hey @BootsUK My 15yo daughter went out for a meal with other members of her dance troupe. Nice, well behaved kids. Only to be refused entry to Aintree store. Have you no idea how much makeup they buy? You rudely turned away your biggest demographic! #marketingfail

Did you know? Huge fines if you get building fire safety wrong. Let alone the real human risks. So speak to our friends at @NWFireSolutions for some cracking advice. nwfiresolutions.co.uk/blog/5-fire-sa…