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@KiplagatSergon @Maryian96 seems surprised

@MobilePESGamer1 @Maryian96 😂😂, scared or surprised..

Moses Kuria abducted and delivered me to muranga woman rep betty Maina who slapped and shaved me using scissors. She also took humiliating photos of my nakedness salaleeee kwani niko nchi gani?

@gich_james @KaberiaCommoner The party leader recently said he wants lawyers to be elected in his region to match the debate capabilities of other regions, remember

@MobilePESGamer1 @KaberiaCommoner But the guy was a close 2nd in 2022 do a proper research bruh

Paul Waiganjo, one of Kenya’s most recognizable Kikuyu artists, has broken his silence following a contentious nomination process for the Ol Kalou by-election, alleging he was edged out after refusing to offer financial inducements to party officials. Waiganjo, who sought the seat under the Democratic Congress Party (DCP), claimed party leaders demanded money in exchange for political backing despite his strong grassroots support. After refusing, he says the nomination was quietly handed to another candidate. The controversy has angered some Ol Kalou residents and DCP supporters, who feel the process ignored the will of the people and favored those with financial influence. Political analysts warn that such allegations could damage public trust in party structures, especially among younger voters increasingly opposed to “money politics.” Critics argue the situation exposes the contradiction between parties preaching democracy publicly while allegedly undermining it internally.

@sholard_mancity We need good roads first with pedestrian walkways and cycling paths

Nairobi is about to get AI-powered traffic lights worth over KSh 1.18 BILLION. According to Business Daily, the system will: - Analyze traffic in real time - Sync signals across junctions - Detect speeding & red-light violations - Detect boda boda riders without helmets - Read number plates & even count passengers A central control centre at City Cabanas will monitor everything. Sounds futuristic. But here is the uncomfortable question: Will AI fix Nairobi traffic? Or are we using technology to cover up bad road planning? Because many jams in Nairobi are caused by: - Poor road design - Roundabouts that became permanent bottlenecks - Matatus stopping literally everywhere etc You can install the smartest AI in Africa, but if urban planning remains broken, Nairobians might still spend hours in traffic daily.

@Toneekym @McaTricky We bench mark from the highest office to even that of the MCA, but think about it, these guys are in business

@McaTricky what pains me is knowing the elected leaders have stepped foot many times in this countries and see no need to improve their home. They have been used to the idea that abroad looks safe,clean and organized. They don’t see themselves doing the same

You step outside Kenya for a second, then you will understand how day in-day out political atmosphere can choke a society. Greedy politicians will never do any good to a country . NEVER

@muriaso The floods might sweep away their loved leader

Woi, cant the rains wait until our visitors have left?🥲 I hope it doesnt flood especially with Tinubu in town coz Abegistanis will have a field day with us

@AmbokoJH How about Rwanda, Burundi, South Sudan, somalia? Ama when it comes to investment its the original East African countries

On the Dangote led Refinery in East Africa: · Location will be determined following research being undertaken by Dangote. Mombasa, Lamu or Tanga are lead contenders · Project expected to cost anything between US$16.0 billion & US$20.0 billion · Kenya's newly set up National Infrastructure Fund will co-invest in the refinery, deployment not disclosed · The National Infrastructure Fund currently has US$1.0 billion (Kenya Pipeline proceeds). In another two or so months, ~ US$2.0 billion is expected (Safaricom Plc partial divestiture proceeds) · GOK believes that with ~ US$3.0 billion worth of seed capital, it can build the fund to ~ US$30.0 billion (10:1) crowd in factor · National Infrastructure Fund to invest 20.0% (~ US$300.0 Million) in the planned new Nairobi Airport

@TheNjoroge If they buy anything... anything.... I mean, anything..

Being a man is so hard. Someone will buy you a boxer and tell the whole world.

@Goldfield6 Hiyo gari ata haikuzunguka stadium lap moja, but it was a nice try

President moi had a vision for kenya, did you know kenya was the first African country to produce a vehicle called "Nyayo pioneer car" The wazungu saw this as a threat and they denied kenya donar funds for 10 years. Yes,for 10 years kenya survived without donar fund.

@TaraBull How comes most Americans are not used to using the handbrake? I think it should be automated for them

How's your Monday going?

@silasjakakimba I hope you have a solar power solution, if not, reach out if interested

Completion of The Little GI Resort, Mfangano Island@, will afford us the opportunity to take on the next hospitality challenge - commencement of Prof. Alfred Omenya - led project, The GI ECO-RESORT & SPA, Mfangano Island, facing the sunset and Kenya-Uganda maritime borders. We pray. #TembeaSUBALAND #WesternTourismCircuit.

@mohammedhersi @WilliamsRuto @DangoteGroup This is what we want, something realistic

#whyilovekenya Your excellency @WilliamsRuto please please DO NOT let this opportunity to slip. Roll the red carpet for Al Hajj Aliko Dangote and nail it. @DangoteGroup AD delivered a refinery in the middle of nowhere in Nigeria . He had to do most of the stuff from scratch even the road to the refinery, loads of backfiling ++++. Mombasa would be such a breeze for him . Mombasa is ticking all the boxes then add the Dongo Kundu Economic Zone into the mix while our former refinery is well located. Only one catch , keep out rent seekers . Dont even think twice. A legacy project on a silver platter. Africa’s richest man eyes Kenya for new refinery ft.com/content/ecabee… via @ft

@MwangoCapital Si ni mimi nakushow

When did Kenya start manufacturing phones? 🤔

@citizentvkenya The school teacher in deed came out..

‘Total lack of respect!’ Angry French President Emmanuel Macron demands silence from the audience during a presentation

@Seid101 Soon and very soon, this will be the picture

I hope they're thinking of what they'll do to the space under the elevated highway.

@KingOfMeru Na wale walijoin 'sisi kwa sisi' juu yake sasa watasema nini?

Michelle Ntalami the founder Malini Naturals is expecting her first child. This is after quiting her lesbian life and getting married. Michelle also quit her socialite life and got born again. She later deleted her entire instagram history and started sharing her journey in faith. We wish her well.

@AmbokoJH Sasa iko wapi deal ya wazi kama ya Dangote? The oil refinery in Mombasa needs to be looked into first

Africa-France Summit so far: · Rehabilitation & modernisation of the Nairobi Commuter Rail: €83.0 Million (Kes 12.5 billion) · JV to develop & finance logistics & port infrastructure: US$800.0 Million (Kes 104.0 billion) · An agreement to facilitate the purchase of Premium & Specialty Kenyan Tea across French retail networks · An agreement for the expansion of Kipeto Wind energy development project by an additional 100 MW: US$ 250.0 Million (Kes 32.5 billion)

@Lightcasttvke Yes to our NATIONAL leader

"Siku ingine usitangaze pesa ya matanga, pelekea familia nyumbani." ~ Gachagua blasts Irene who was sent by president Ruto to deliver his contributions

@MaryK2022 This is truly bad, Africa is in this mess because of the colonization that still continues to this day

This are the words of Macron on Kenyan soil Despicable is an under statement We suport Sahel and we wish them success in all they do To hell with France

@onu_slim If Nigeria/Africa had 10 Dagonte's across several sectors, their influence would lead to Africa being interconnected with roads, rail, and air, just to ensure the businesses thrive. cutting off dependence on the West that milk resources from our continent

Let me give you the full Dangote-East Africa Refinery picture because it is bigger than one refinery in one country. Dangote’s Lagos refinery is already exporting 1.1 billion litres of aviation fuel to Europe while South Africa has positioned Nigeria as its primary source of refined petroleum imports. One Nigerian private refinery is supplying a continent and competing with Europe simultaneously. Now he is expanding. Dangote has committed to building a Nigeria-scale refinery in East Africa processing 650,000 barrels per day, mirroring the Lagos model exactly, with a four to five year delivery window. With Same size and capacity. Dangote has announced plans to list 10% of the Dangote Petroleum Refinery in a $40 billion multi-exchange IPO across multiple African stock exchanges, funding a $40 billion expansion over five years under his Vision 2030 strategy targeting $100 billion in group revenue. The expansion plans include doubling refinery capacity from 650,000 to 1.5 million barrels per day, quadrupling urea fertiliser production, copper refining in Zambia, and building storage tanks across southern Africa. One man. No government help. No oil bloc allocation. No NNPC partnership. Building the energy infrastructure of an entire continent from private capital while African governments export raw materials and import finished products at a premium. Dangote himself said it plainly. By exporting raw materials and importing finished products, Africa is further impoverishing its 1.4 billion people. He is not just talking about it because he is personally reversing it. The Nigerian government had oil revenue for 66 years and built nothing that lasted. Dangote has one lifetime and is industrialising a continent. Omo the contrast does not need commentary.

@djeduhmaks Kuna time anavalia hizi?

Is there any other musician living like Kaligraph Jones?