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This needs to be studied by psychiatrists, I give up.

@ConsvAF @krassenstein Put your big boy pants on & finished the job the US started. No one is rescuing you this time

@krassenstein Why do you constantly root against America?

Dear NATO, DO NOT help Trump. Let his supporters understand the value of alliances.

@NeonEcho1 @bmay @patsynotanumber While Johnson did one of his moronic addresses to the nation, he only stated a closure of hospitality & leisure sectors. Full lockdown was announced 23rd. Such an awful uncertain time, especially with anniversaries & birthdays caught up

@Mutteroo @bmay @patsynotanumber They announced it on the Friday, the 20th. It was my niece’s birthday. It came into force on the Monday.

6 years ago today, Boris Johnson announced the first lockdown, heralding the start of one of the busiest office party seasons of his career.

@OunkaOnX @GeMStOnE2300 Yeah we know Bolton like sending people to their deaths. Repulsive man

John Bolton on Trump's war on Iran: "This is Europe's war." He pronounced Israel wrong. The war is Israel's. The US is fighting it. Europe is avoiding it. And Bolton is lying about it.

@JustTom @El_Vim_Fuego @BenGrahamUK @RachelReevesMP It stops at the private equity company which asset stripped the business. That’s not in Rachel Reeves you utter lemon

@El_Vim_Fuego @BenGrahamUK @RachelReevesMP British Businesses going down at this rate, the buck always stops with the Chancellor.

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

@snibs14 A charming verse, one must concede, Though sparrows favour crumbs they need With nests to build & chicks to feed, They’ll opt for food not words to read

Can I check you for crumbs ? asked the sparrows and blackbirds 'cos soon we'll be mums though we don't have the words we'll have chicks empty tums

@AttleeSarah80 @rougues63 We really do need effective opposition & with Badenoch in charge, that’s never going to happen🤦‍♀️

A political trainwreck in motion, the Tories have spent a decade turning foreign policy into amateur hour, and now, at the worst possible moment, they've put a clueless figure in charge. You couldn't script this level of incompetence. #bbcbreakfast #r4today #bbcqt #PMQs

@TStandfield1789 @swissbertie @Jeremy_Hunt @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives @kevinhollinrake @MelJStride @pritipatel @griffitha No that’s not entirely correct. It was never offered to teenagers because young infants were deemed most vulnerable as per the Joint committee on vaccination. I’m happy to be critical of Hunt but he went along with the recommendation

So the Meningitis B vaccine for teenagers and young adults was withdrawn in 2015 as it was deemed not cost effective. 2015? Who was in government in 2015? Who was the Health Secretary? @Jeremy_Hunt @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives @kevinhollinrake @MelJStride @pritipatel @griffitha

@snibs14 You don’t need to hug them. I ate them all😂

Crumbs ! Thank you but I prefer to not hug nice biscuits

@MobyUnplugged Judging by most of Cartland’s utterly misunderstood medical posts, I’d say her science knowledge is greater than his

She was suspended and struck off. Just like you.

@Frances_Coppola Jeez

What could possibly go wrong?

For most of 2024, America was cruising along at +20 global favorability. Top Gear car, best in show, everyone wanted to be seen in it. China was parked firmly below zero. Nobody liked it. Nobody admitted to liking it. It was the automotive equivalent of a Romanian people carrier. Then, sometime around early 2025, America’s driver appeared to have an enormous brainfart at the wheel. The line doesn’t drift downward. It doesn’t gently decline. It falls off a cliff with the elegance of a grand piano being pushed out of a window. By April, the US had gone negative. For the first time in the survey’s history, more people around the world viewed America unfavorably than favorably. China, meanwhile, did absolutely nothing impressive. It just stood there while America collapsed around it, and somehow ended up at +8.8. The US is now at -1.5. China is at +8.8. A gap of over ten points, in the wrong direction, achieved in roughly four months. You genuinely couldn’t do this on purpose. You would have to try extremely hard to throw away 20 years of soft power this quickly and this comprehensively. And yet. Here we are. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@snibs14 Martin, do you need a hug & maybe some nice biscuits?

1st day of Spring my arse : We're all another 1/4 of a year older already !!!!!

@IncroyableLies @TonyConkers @DeborahMeaden Or an “excursion”?

@Mutteroo @TonyConkers @DeborahMeaden let's just call it a 'Special Military Operation' involving over 1 million personnel, in support of KPA separatists and in defiance of UN Security Council resolutions 82 & 83

Do we see what is shaping before our eyes…

@AllahMarsbar @Zero_4 Yeah OK bot🙄

@Mutteroo @Zero_4 Same question can be asked about Starmer!

We’re now half an hour into this show and Tory MP Helen Whately is yet to utter a single thing that makes sense #bbcqt

@FashFinderUK @Boskycopse Finger on the pulse there Barry

On the doorstep here in East Lanarkshire people have had enough of SNP radical Islam in Scotland. Many still haven't forgiven SNP for making this Islamist, Humza Yusuf, first minister. Scotland needs Reform

@Leonard73714140 American education system is truly shite

@Bricktop_NAFO Forget about that & watch this

I havent been around for a whole week, i have kept away from all news, completely closed myself off. This is so overwhelming. I don't even know where to start.................... Please tell me the important things i have missed below...