NFL_RealUpdatesParody

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NFL_RealUpdatesParody

NFL_RealUpdatesParody

@NFL_RealUpdate

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NFL_RealUpdatesParody@NFL_RealUpdate·
@ProFootballTalk Wasn't incorrect at all. He's a cheater that was proven to be carried by Tom Brady his entire career. He's a loser, under .500 coach with Tom Brady who saved him.
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JPSD
JPSD@JEFFH812·
@PatMcAfeeShow @bubbagumpino Dan stop being an agents tool eSECpn at it again. The biggest games, the playoffs and then head to head. They kicked their dick in the dirt scored 38 to 3.
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Matt Miller
Matt Miller@nfldraftscout·
The Dolphins have more picks in the first three rounds (7) than the Seahawks, 49ers, Falcons, or Chargers have in the entire draft.
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Ian Rapoport
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet·
The #Steelers are signing former #Bears and #Seahawks RB and special teamer Travis Homer, source said.
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Ian Rapoport
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet·
The #Patriots are planning to release backup QB Josh Dobbs, sources say, after the being unable to find a trade partner. Dobbs is now slated to be free.
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CLew 🏈🏀⚾️🥊
CLew 🏈🏀⚾️🥊@droppedballs_fb·
The guy who played 7 years in the league, had over 6,000 total yards and 41 TDs? The guy who was a 🔑 contributor to winning a SB in Tampa? The guy who made over $40M in the NFL? That’s the guy who had a disappointing career? Maybe a short career, but there’s nothing disappointing about that career @EmmanuelAcho
Speakeasy@speakeasytlkshw

“Let’s not talk about NFL careers (@_fournette) because if we’re being honest (top 5 pick), we both had disappointing ones, there’s a reason you’re holding a mic now. So let’s talk about your take… – @EmmanuelAcho responds to Fournette after attacking his career over a Kevin Stefanski take

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@cookinquack·
Philip Rivers coming out of retirement was cool but this fucker could unretire and win an MVP
Billy M@BillyM_91

Brady still got it

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Billy M
Billy M@BillyM_91·
Brady still got it
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Ben Volin
Ben Volin@BenVolin·
It’s comical how much better the pro flag football guys are than the NFL players. Completely different sport
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ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk@ProFootballTalk·
The U.S. men's national flag football team has also blown out Tom Brady's Founders team, 43-16.
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NFL_RealUpdatesParody@NFL_RealUpdate·
@MicahhParsons11 In flag... football. The NFL guys are doing this to promote flag football - you're acting like this is some super serious thing. Relax Of course USA guys will win a sport they played all their life just like the NFL guys will win in NFL Flag football is a diff sport
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Micah Parsons
Micah Parsons@MicahhParsons11·
I’m honestly not surprised NFL QBs are struggling in Olympic play. The majority of explosive plays in the NFL come off unscheduled plays where the play is extended!!
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NFL_RealUpdatesParody@NFL_RealUpdate·
@BenVolin You're still taking it way too serious, you're being weird. This was done to promote the Flag football sport, they aren't taking it serious. twitter.com/NFL_RealUpdate…
NFL_RealUpdatesParody@NFL_RealUpdate

@BenVolin So? so why do you say "hubris"? the NFL guys are doing this to promote flag football - you're acting like this is some super serious thing. Relax Of course USA guys will win a sport they played all their life just like the NFL guys will win in NFL Flag football is a diff sport

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Ben Volin@BenVolin·
I am thoroughly enjoying this buttkicking
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NFL_RealUpdatesParody@NFL_RealUpdate·
@BenVolin So? so why do you say "hubris"? the NFL guys are doing this to promote flag football - you're acting like this is some super serious thing. Relax Of course USA guys will win a sport they played all their life just like the NFL guys will win in NFL Flag football is a diff sport
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Ben Volin
Ben Volin@BenVolin·
The hubris of these NFL guys, thinking they could roll out of bed and dominate without learning the rules or strategies. Flag Football is decidedly not tackle football
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NFL_RealUpdatesParody@NFL_RealUpdate·
@BenVolin Because one team played that "sport" all their life vs the other team? This isn't FOOTBALL, this is flag BS
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