All of China

@thiseffingm Olives are a symbol of oppression.

@MyNameIsRickyM This explains why so many wives cheat on their husbands. Strange gets taken off the table, and they have zero will to keep making their wife cum.

Devious but

@BetsyGolden16 @PressSec @VetWarrior76 The only accomplishments you seem to value are that you shat out a child, your child or SO shat out a child, that you're from a state, and that someone else you fucked served their country. Where did you graduate from? PragerU? Trump's real estate scam program?

@PressSec @VetWarrior76 Margaret Brennan must be the dumbest reporter of all. So embarrassing she’s a UVA grad. She’s just a partisan hack. And she needs to be schooled—it’s the sec of WAR not defense. 🙄

...and what's wrong with that, Margaret?

@heresjohnny1775 @PressSec What's it like, betraying both God and your nation in one sentence?

@PressSec This is a Christian nation send the non Christians back to their Middle East shit holes and the atheists to the UK

@1962wolfman @PressSec The Constitution is the backbone of this country, because it is what allows you to exercise your faith. It is what structures our government, not faith. Our soldiers take an oath to defend the Constitution, not faith. Thanks for failing social studies.

@PressSec Faith is the backbone of this nation. If you can't handle that then perhaps you need to find other accommodations.

@brollbenny You can tell he doesn't have a house, or a kid. Slamming anything into a door frame is forbidden.

There's an irony to the guy blocking me immediately after Softer than baby alpaca fur

@JayMallow3 If you thought evangelicals were devoted to Trump, just wait till you see how they feel about Israel.

Um hey Evangelicals? We still all in on supporting Israel?

@PostLeftWatch @QsamaBJohnston Have sex with hot chick, or watch everyone you love die, like, all the time. Not a hard choice.

@QsamaBJohnston She probably has a better offensive line

Couldn’t do that to my man Justin. She’s all he has.

@SplashDamage1 I have always been told my handwritong is shit. Turns out I'm just an elf.

And so it begins......

@PlantRobinson Not trying to knock gay people, but isn't insisting your steak be grass-fed kind of a gay thing to do?

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

@JoshMalina None of these arguments make any sense, as none of those things are constitutionally protected.

And if you can’t provide one, the baby stays in?

@Phenix806 @dustoff_1sg Shouldn't you be off sharing CSAM on 4chan? I noticed you didn't bother to address anything I've said. What's it like being a 13 year old edgelord, knowing this is the most you'll ever accomplish your life?

@Needed2ReadPost @dustoff_1sg You are entitled to your opinions soy boy 🥴😆

You really don’t know Jesus. Jesus would call you out as a heretic.

@TheDariaBlues @ARRGETSTUFFED Handmaids

@ARRGETSTUFFED Are the servants of the wankh called 'gooners' in common parlance?

Jack Vance... Prophetic.

@TDilTester She'll never be couch enough for him.

But not to those of us who said she fucked JD Vance... Interesting....

@Scoobydouchebag Dune 3: A Good Day to Dune

Dune 3: They Pay Me in Woims

@SplashDamage1 18 Int with a 6 Wis

:D

@shari1412550 @alt_w_v_g "You didn't fall for my dishonesty, so I'm taking my ball and going home to cry to mommy about it." -A Trust-Me-Bro Want a moron to block you? Call them out on their delusional bullshit. Works every time.

@shari1412550 @alt_w_v_g Yaaaaaaaaay! More deceptive grouping of horror stories that completely ignores that the vast majority of medical experiences are completely fine. Any other cheap tactics you'd care to use to push your anti-doctor psychosis?

Went to the doctor the other week My wife made the appointment She said I "look tired" I said I am tired She said "not normal tired. Weird tired." I don't know what that means but I went anyway Nice office Fish tank in the lobby Third one this year Signed in at 1:48pm My appointment was at 2:00pm 12 minutes early Because I was raised to believe that matters The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind" I said "how far behind" She said "about 45 minutes" I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment" She said "we appreciate your patience" I said "I haven't shown any yet" My wife grabbed my arm There was a sign behind the desk "Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee" The doctor was 45 minutes late Nobody offered me $75 We sat down CNN was playing on mute with subtitles Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans Cost the city $4 million I looked at my wife She said "don't start" Seven magazines on the table All from 2019 I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved Very informative My wife was on her phone She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated" I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD" She went back to her phone At 2:54pm they called my name A nurse walked me to a room Took my blood pressure Took my temperature Typed for three minutes Then said "the doctor will be right in" I sat on the paper The paper ripped immediately I looked at the wall There was a diagram of a colon Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday 3:19pm The doctor walked in 1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment He was looking at his phone Shook my hand without making eye contact Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds While I sat there watching him learn who I was He said "so what brings you in today" I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired" He said "what does that mean" I said "I was hoping you'd tell me" He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done" I said "2019 maybe" He said "we should run a full panel" I said "fine" He asked if I was sleeping well I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside" He said "are you drinking enough water" I said "probably not" He said "that might be it" I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water" He said "dehydration is more common than people think" I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water" He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back" I said "when will that be" He said "3 to 5 business days" I said "business days" He said "yes" I said "my blood has business days" He didn't respond Then he said "any other concerns" I said "several. But none you can bill for." He shook my hand again Still no eye contact Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present I've fired people for better numbers than that My wife was in the waiting room She asked how it went I said "I need to drink water" She said "I told you that last week" I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800" She didn't laugh In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine" I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it." She didn't disagree The bloodwork came back four business days later Everything was normal The doctor's office sent a message through their portal It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months." Follow up in 12 months To be told to drink water again $1,800 1 hour and 37 minutes 6 minutes of face time One ripped piece of paper And the same advice my wife gave me for free Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@Phenix806 @dustoff_1sg 1: Calling someone gay is only an insult to insecure man-babies. 2: I'm not in Latin America, and I'm not gay. Why should I give a shit what they call gay people? 3: This is a non-argument. Get some intellectual bravery and maybe engage with the content, not the creator, child.

@Needed2ReadPost @dustoff_1sg No, actually a duck in Latin America is a fruity boy but you do you, Pato

@MyNameIsRickyM "I speak for Montana and Wyoming!" Bitch, I speak for the trees. And they say your state sucks ass.

Everyone is 12

@TexasLulu @sotacita I had a cat that used to hang its ass off the side of the litter box and shit in the floor

@sotacita Can confirm this...

@Phenix806 @dustoff_1sg A duck, in Latin America, is still a duck. Geography doesn't magically change animals into other animals. Any other dumb shit you wish to share? Are you done simping for child murderers?

@Needed2ReadPost @dustoff_1sg Do you know what a duck is in Latin America? Do you walk like a duck? 🥴