Charlie Kirkenau

@quintanawi5761 How do you fucking let it get that bad? I've been an alcoholic and pothead with a full time job and still that is unimaginable.

時給2300円で私の汚部屋掃除してくれる神のような人はいませぬか...？

@homerepaired @ItsumoNihongo I know. This is an absolute abomination. Like, whoever made this sits in a concrete room with no decoration and stares at the wall all day.

@ItsumoNihongo I refuse to believe the bland food people are real. I think it is just rage bait.

アメリカ人って2タイプいておもろい 1つ目、調味料とか味ついてるもの全般無理なタイプ と 2つ目、調味料ぶっかけてない食べ物は食わないタイプ

@Tanukichi_mingo I usually just burn marijuana and an hour later, me and the evil spirits are all having a blast playing mario kart.

日本では幽霊に塩が効くという言い伝えがあって、お葬式のあとに塩を振って清めたり、盛り塩をして魔除けにする。 でもこれ、欧米にもあるみたいですね。塩が幽霊や怪物に効く話。

@mafeb20260225 what is ○○? it's not getting translated into english

「部屋がイカ臭そう」と話題のTikTokerさん、後ろに○○が映ってしまってる動画が5000万再生され大変なことに… さすがにやらかしすぎてて草

@hoshizorarock I guarantee she thinks it means something like "wisdom" or "spiritual"

左の画像は日本でお肉を焼く道具ですがなぜかアリアナ・グランデはこの道具の名前の刺青をいれてます。

@ILHxSNesEDkD3xa @mattredegar @NevEngi Here is what you need to know about Christianity: when pastors get bored, they look for scapegoats, for example, in the late 90s they said pokemon was satanic and I guess Pikachu is a hardcore blood-orgy loving demon.

@mattredegar @NevEngi ほう「heretic」初めて知りました ありがとう 私は仏教徒ですがカテキズムは学んでみたいと思ってます

キリスト教に改宗したくてもさ、なんか色々どの宗派も小競り合いするじゃん？ もうさ、聖書と讃美歌と詩が生活にあればいいかなって感じになるのよ。 争うために神を信仰しているわけじゃないからさ。

@Clear_Right_JP The internet is the secret weapon..that's how we got Trump elected.

🇯🇵は報道の自由度🌎69位でウガンダ辺りと近いですね。 ⚽️は🇯🇵が強いですが政治は本当に機器的です。

@rahamimX @JewdyGold @jlynnpic @nycomedyclub I knew it!

@JewdyGold @jlynnpic @nycomedyclub I’m a Jew.

It’s come to this: Antisemites aren’t even ashamed anymore, even on the Upper West Side. I am so grateful to class act @jlynnpic and the rest of the staff at @nycomedyclub for acting so quickly and doing the right thing. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #jewish #nyc

@TheLaurenChen I reject Christ.

The Christian in-fighting is so tiresome. When I was in Japan, we found an English-speaking Church that presented as generically Protestant. It was very small, maybe 40 people at each service. We started talking to the Pastor and asked him about denomination. He just shrugged and said "We don't focus on that too much. There really aren't many Christians here." In a Christian country where there are Catholic and Orthodox and Baptist and Presbyterian Churches on every corner, denominational differences seem profound. And don't get me wrong, there are meaningful schisms that we shouldn't shy away from debating. But ultimately, the majority of the world rejects Christ. As Christians, we are the minority. And many Christians around the world are still persecuted for their faith. There is so much work that needs to be done for Christ, and I strongly believe that Christians are more equipped to do it when we all work together.

@BenGrahamUK British food are more palatable and edible than the second course in the Human Centipede. High praise, I know.

@say_so51856 @BenGrahamUK The second human centipede movie is the top notch black comedy

For anyone in Japan 🇯🇵 unsure of what we do eat in Britain 🇬🇧 here are some fine examples of our cuisine. Don't judge us 😅

@sasmanic @TomGrady07 @DavidJHarrisJr @grok You will be sent back

@TomGrady07 @DavidJHarrisJr Who created the laws? How did they get here? @grok, how much did America government make from immigrant fees, including airline companies? How much did hospitals make from immigrants coming to give birth in America?

🚨BREAKING: 320,000 children, nearly 9% of all U.S. births, were born to temporary migrant mothers.

@say_so51856 @benbawan @ahjkljl Oh they will be working the trafficking rings, drug dealing, and welfare lines. While guys like him smile at their children thinking how cute they are, how open minded they are, and hoping his wife's boyfriend is doing a good job

@NoMorePraheets @benbawan @ahjkljl Europe could do what it does best - genocide. Its a very sad thing. Any rabid monkey could tell you, in 15 languages, that 85 IQ people given all benefits will have a ton of children and all will not be working.

If current demographic trends hold, Europe (the entire continent) may soon record more live births than all of China. That would probably be the first time since the Qing dynasty 300 years ago, possibly even the first time in history.

@say_so51856 @benbawan @ahjkljl All the whites worth a damn went to America. Now all Europe has is cucks like him.

@benbawan @ahjkljl you are paying for them, so.

@MiladySpice You solved world hunger, brought world peace, and staved off the end of the world by telling Jesus "yo I got this."

i can’t remember 2022-2023 bc i was literally benzomaxxing, someone tell me what i did

@Okanestory07yt Corporations only care about management, and HR are nothing but minions.

ぶっちゃけ「忠誠心」って言葉を使う会社はヤバい。忠誠心ってのは「俺の言うことを黙って聞け」の言い換え。成果じゃなくて態度で評価してる証拠。副業で成果出してる奴を「忠誠心がない」で切るなら、お前の会社は成果じゃなくて従順さに金を払ってる。それ、経営じゃなくて支配...

副業OKの会社で副業を正直に申告した奴がボーナス減らされた。理由は「会社への忠誠心が感じられないから」。そいつが人事に聞いたら「ボーナスは会社の裁量なので法的に問題ありません」って。副業OKって言ったのも申告しろって言ったのも会社側。で、そいつが人事に返した一言が...↓

@lporiginalg She was born a Good and died good.

@TheNascar62662 @dasyuslayer7 @FeelsGuy2003 Relax it still could have actually been Yeshua. The DNA could have gotten there by any number of men that he had sex with.

@dasyuslayer7 @NoMorePraheets @FeelsGuy2003 No it doesn't you liar unlike you and also defending burning widows go back to that for your goddess vishnu

Buddha is dead. Jesus Christ lives.

@jacobs_cda @Be_like_yankee Weed honestly is a lot better when you have a tolerance. The paranoia goes away and munchies are easier to control. The loss of REM sleep does add up though.

@Be_like_yankee Unlike wine, most weed users are chronics.

Marijuana needs to be treated more like wine and less like heroin.