Trundle the Great

Given that so many “conspiracy theories” have recently been proven true, how much longer till this gets declassified as real?

Ofcourse it had to be Thailand😭

pov: My dog ran away, and my mom was super worried, looking for him everywhere... 30 minutes later, she received this video of him having the time of his life with some strangers.

BREAKING: Afroman says that his flag suit seen in court: "This suit is for freedom of speech, and it represents the American dream, the rags-to-riches Cinderella story, the hope." "It symbolizes hope." When asked what his message to the American people on our 250th anniversary: "This is home and I love everybody. That's my message." "God bless Freedom of Speech and all that good stuff." 🇺🇸

Statement by President George W. Bush on Chuck Norris: "Laura and I are saddened by Chuck Norris’s passing. He was a legend in Texas and beyond. Through his foundation and his example, he made a huge difference in the lives of young people by instilling character and discipline through martial arts. It was said that when Chuck Norris entered a room, he didn’t turn the lights on; he turned the dark off. Laura and I are fortunate to have called him a friend, and we send our sympathy to his family."

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

"The Force. Run from it, Luke..."

Afroman is unironically the best candidate we have so far. Dude loves liberty, freedom, and the constitution. Oh and weed and guns too of course.

Becoming a Harvard Law professor and teaching a class about the Afroman defamation case and ONLY the Afroman defamation case

It also turns out that people were mailing hundreds of lemon pound cakes to the police station.

the day Wisconsin stood still

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@CountDankulaTV The lemon pound cake song bangs though 🔥🔥🔥

They thought they could elect a stroke victim, keep him chained up in the basement and manipulate him to vote however they told him to and now that he has his own agency, they can't stand it.

@thechosenberg why are zoomers so bitter

Lesbians refusing service based on someone’s beliefs. This is the level of stupid we are at. But if they were refused a cake they would run to a lawyer in seconds.