Heather Prewitt

💥It's Publishers Marketplace official! Thank you, Mary at @AevitasCreative and Katie @AlcovePress And thank you to everyone else who helped & supported me with this quirky book of my little raccoon heart. It means everything. ❤️ *tiptoes away*

@MadcapCreations I have overheard some WILD conversations at the freaking dollar store though, seriously. Like I know youre on the phone but we can hear you??

When someone you barely know brings up their sex life and instead of listening you begin trying to figure out wtf you said/did to make them think that was appropriate ...

@ElChandler Id need a scale. Like if Plankton is a 1 and Gus Fring is a 10, I'd call mine a solid 8.

For writers: how evil is your villain?

@RowanBrightonB Congratulations, Rowan! 🫂🎉

So excited to finally share that my first published book will be coming in Fall of 2027!! The community here has really shown up for White Trash Witchcraft across the years and I'm so incredibly to all of you! 💛

@HDunn_Writer Good for her. Ick legacy lessened a tad. Hopeful. What a shite show

@PartTimeHeather I was glad to see, in my brief google search, that the oldest daughter finally got out of that house and got married, and now also wears shorts and tank tops.

Ooo, Duggar drama.

@HDunn_Writer Such a bizarre, extemely straight line of events

@PartTimeHeather Apparently another got arrested for kid touching. SHOCKING.

@HDunn_Writer Long before Calvary, when Jesus commanded all of his disciples to take Mary into their hearts and homes (Jn 19:26-27) St. Joseph had already taken Mary into his heart and into his home. She is his heart; she is his home.Everything he did was done for Jesus and Mary." Fr. Calloway

Happy St. Joseph's day! Everyone always forgets about him because he was so incredibly quiet :) “This greatest male Saint who ever lived was not a deacon, not a priest, not a bishop, not a pope, not a hermit, not a monk… he was a husband, father, and a worker.” St. Josemaria Escriva

@KyleLeeWriter @DrewWMcDowell IM AN ARTIST 😭🤣

@DrewWMcDowell and @PartTimeHeather this can be our new anthems for ourselves.

This is the best thing I've seen this month!

🥳Congratulations to our 2026 Lambda Literary finalists for all of their hard work! We're so excited to see their books celebrated as finalists with this award! loom.ly/dFxnjrw

@Jnike9393 Absolutely!

@PartTimeHeather It is!! 💕 Also I recommend picking their books up!!! Prodigal Tiger- Samantha Chong Shapes of Love- LV Penalba

It's kinda wild to me I have two of my writing friends, one of them my best friend, on the same Kirkus 20 Exciting Debuts in YA list & seeing my name in acknowledgements in books released two months apart! It's REALLY cool and I cannot be prouder and happier for my friends! 🔥🥳💕 #booktwt #WritingCommunity

@ItsMusicMommy Indeed ♥️

Yall remember that time I published a book?

Some days I wake up unbearably sad, and today I just need Steve Irwin to have not been dead for 20 years. Ya know, reasonable stuff like that.

@KyleLeeWriter Well the sentence feels like my own. But yes. They suck big time.

@PartTimeHeather You're so sweet, thinking these people in the medical industrial complex only deserve life without parole.

"Life without the possibility of parole," I whisper as I open my hospital and insurance bills

@L_E_Bendon Will never stop loving these!

Two books to keep you from doomscrolling - at least for the few days it takes to read them both.

@KoalaQuillHQ Ummm. Right. Let's keep the hope alive... and maybe even the plants

@PartTimeHeather More houseplants is always the answer. They can't possibly get into ALL of them... right??

I need more houseplants. But my Shepherds are dumb and can hurdle the sun to reach them. Sigh.

@L_E_Bendon @Gabbar0099 @grok Laughed audibly at this one!

@Gabbar0099 @grok Whenever anyone asks grok, the response is that he was alive a few days ago. Someone had better let grok know that that's how death works.

Hey @grok, what is the probability that Netanyahu is died? Just give a percentage, no explanations.

@TheaLanden @TAR_Kirk @wrenscarborough She takes the crown!

@PartTimeHeather @TAR_Kirk @wrenscarborough There can only be one, duh

Golly, who could have possibly foreseen that somebody opposed to editing might respond poorly to criticism?

@TheaLanden @TAR_Kirk @wrenscarborough He thinks I'm Heather Dunn. Ironic, Abigail.

@TAR_Kirk @wrenscarborough Refresh my memory, what did he call you again? I was "vapid, talentless smut peddler." (And then he claimed his romance scenes were better than mine.)