Lasse Christiansen
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@OliverOkstrom Det må da være nogle der kan købe billet som har i forvejen som så videresælger. Næppe nogen fans der vil tjene lidt på at sælge sin egen billet
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Jeg kommer aldrig til at fatte det her. Hvis man skal give sin billet videre, så lad da i det mindste en dansker få den #midtjylland #fcmnfo fcm.dk/nyheder/fc-mid…
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F*ck me sideways! And lower the VAT on food - and I mean properly, you bunch of danish clowns. Up to 2,57 USD for a freaking cucumber.
And you know what? The government just handed out a food check of around 3,000 DKK (about $430 USD) to the worst-off people in Denmark as “compensation.” Five minutes before a new election.
And get this: About 19,000 of them are millionaires.
Why? Because they didn’t bother to calculate that the wife in the family had no income. I kid you not.
They literally gave taxpayer money meant for struggling families to people who are millionaires on paper - just because the system didn’t check if both spouses had zero earnings.
They call it “targeted relief.”
I call it what it is: throwing our money around like confetti to buy or keep the votes from the people they think won’t notice the scam.
Wake up, people.
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@pete83 @LeonAndersen14 Men skal han ikke kaldes hjem fra next gen? Han var jo heller ikke på bænken i dag?
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@LeonAndersen14 Ja. Der er jo stadig andre muligheder i spil. F.eks. Mbabu i midterforsvaret.
Jeg har ikke set BIF, men ud fra resultaterne, så har det ikke været skræmmende.
Hvad jeg har set fra Konteh på u19 og i træningskampe med 1. Holdet, så vil jeg vurdere, at han er klar.
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@kentjnielsen Og når de så har Nikolaj Poulsen på lønningslisten så kan de godt skrue ned for charmen…
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Jeg ved godt, at når fanden bliver gammel, så går han i kloster.
Men klinger brok over antal frispark fra AGFs side ikke en smule hult?
#sldk
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Jeg har fundet ud af noget. Om Herning. Det er en tarvelig by. Men mest af alt: Er der overhovedet nogen i byens klub, der spiller for byen, logoet og menneskerne i og omkring Herning? Jeg tror det ikke. FCM er dansk fodbolds Dubai. Ligegyldigt oppustet. #ultratwitteragf #agffcm
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@mathjakobsen Det er da også tankevækkende at han speaker SIFs nye video om deres Engesvang til Skanderborg klubsamarbejde - ren følelsesporno
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Lasse Christiansen 리트윗함
🚨🔵⚪️🇦🇷 #TorneoApertura |
❗️Talks underway between FC Midtjylland and Velez for Maher Carrizo.
❗️Negotiations advancing after initial bid of €10m sent last week, as revealed exclusively
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Dear President @ZelenskyyUa,
It seems to me that we will not be able to come to an understanding. I am a free man who serves the Hungarian people. You are a man in a desperate position who, for the fourth year now, has been unable or unwilling to bring a war to an end—despite the fact that the President of the United States has provided every possible assistance to do so.
Therefore, no matter how much you flatter me, we cannot support your war efforts. The Ukrainian people, of course—despite your carefully chosen insults—can still count on us to continue supplying your country with electricity and fuel, and we will also continue to support refugees arriving from Ukraine.
Life itself will settle the rest, and everyone will get what they deserve.
Viktor
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@MichelleRM68 You retard - look at this: x.com/foxnews/status…
Fox News@FoxNews
COLD SHOULDER: Thousands rally in Greenland’s capital city, chanting “Greenland is not for sale,” after President Trump doubles down on the U.S.’ initiative to acquire the country. The protest is reportedly the biggest demonstration in the nation’s history.
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NATO & the MSM claim "Greenlanders hate Trump!"
BULLSHIT
Actual Greenlanders:👇
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@LegalUSCitizen2 @OJoelsen Okay Brænder - Are you inspired by Hitler actions in the 1930's?
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@OJoelsen To Greenland. Get protected by the USA or owned by China. Take responsibility for once.
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To the U.S. Congress and the Senate:
Take responsibility and put an immediate stop to your President.
Sincerely,
A citizen of Greenland 🇬🇱
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@LDPrivateJet @OlenaRohoza It makes more and more sense why Trump is acting like Hitler.... Gestapo/ICE...Annexing Austria/Greenland... Does he do media control also??? Any particular religion/origin that the set his sights on yet?
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Can we get 5000 people to reply "I stand with Denmark 🇩🇰"?
Yes or No?
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Det røde kort blev visket ud.
Retfærdigheden tog en omvej.
Karmaen gik direkte efter Paulinho.
#sldk #fcndk
Casper de Linde@casperdelinde
Sidder lige og ser VAR rummet @JesperSimo og tager i pokalkampe med? Kunne godt tænke mig den her kommer med, med henblik på Johansens forklaring af Henrik Dalsgaard og Achouri episoderne som ikke får rødt grundet manglende brutalitet. Rimer lidt på situationen nedenfor. #sldk
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@OverbySoren @politvidchannel @grok Started january 2025 but due to populary demand it will return again january 2026
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@politvidchannel @grok
Is this true?
When was it possible to buy such a cake in Denmark?
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BREAKING: bakeries across Denmark have started selling bright orange Donald Trump ‘moron’ cakes
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@politvidchannel It is actually only one bakery (with two shops) and not a country wide chain
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READ MORE HERE
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/baker…
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@PatrickArff @hazalpalavar Jeg troede ikke tyrkere drak alkohol? 🤔
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@hazalpalavar Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@henriette0103 @mathjakobsen Du har fat i noget Henriette :)
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Jeg vil give min højre arm for, at de begge ryger til samme klub.
Men bare ik United, tak💀
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