In a world where everybody loves to eat watermelon
One watermelon decided, “Not me. Not today.”
“I am no longer a watermelon,” he said. “Henceforth, I am a Gangstermelon.”
Stole a hat from a thrift shop. (It was free).
Stole a gun. (It was fake).
Stole sunglasses. (We’ll give him that one, even though they were only $15).
Then some kid said “Bro it would sound way more poetic bro as ‘Robbermelon’ bro since it slant rhymes with ‘Watermelon’ bro.”
And he said “screw you don’t even try to tell me what to call myself, what are you even, like two? How can you even talk — that doesn’t even make sense”
And the kid said “bro you say ‘even’ way too much bro”
Then a pigeon flying by said “none of this is real and we’re all being written by a retard with ADHD at 2-30 in the morning”
Then Alex Jones appeared out of nowhere to say “This is absurd. Pigeons are foreign propaganda drones. You can’t trust anything they say.”
The Adventures of Robbermelon
[he is green btw]
English
