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@WPhillyTurkey

My brother threw me out, so I'm looking for a new spot in West Philly. Let me know if you've got a room or a couch I can crash on.

West Philadelphia Katılım Nisan 2013
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Sean Sweeney
Sean Sweeney@seandsweeney·
What’s the name of the disease that inflicts people on vacation where after an amazing 48 hours they are already looking at real estate listings and mentally restructuring their entire lives to move to the vacation spot?
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yemi Nyamirambo umufundi 🤸‍♂️
A HOLY WEEK CLASSIC: "JESUS" LOSES HIS PATIENCE AND KICKS THE ROMAN SOLDIERS 😭😂
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West Philly Turkey
West Philly Turkey@WPhillyTurkey·
@holy_schnitt I'm still trying to figure out what he keeps looking down to read off of. Is the script taped to his shoes? Is there a child with a teleprompter walking in front of him?
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽@JoshEakle·
I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.
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West Philly Turkey@WPhillyTurkey·
@FranzkeLA There was an opening day around that time where they gave away large refrigerator magnet season schedules. Team was terrible and someone figured out that the magnets flew like Frisbees. Mayhem ensued.
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i Slayer
i Slayer@maaayuob·
@_Ochiedike You lot are booking first class tickets to hell. The mockery is on a whole new level.
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Ochiedike
Ochiedike@_Ochiedike·
Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.
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Pat the Irishman
Pat the Irishman@Dad2Earthlings·
@_Ochiedike Jesus walked out of the tomb, he didn't send until heaven until 40 days later
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Alex Coffey
Alex Coffey@byalexcoffey·
In April 1999, a 700 Level brawl made national news. Bonner students tumbled down the seats. The game was stopped. The alums are still proud, but would like to correct the record. They weren't fighting the Prep. It was 30 year old construction workers: inquirer.com/phillies/veter…
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jxke. 🧸🎰🃏
jxke. 🧸🎰🃏@cantguardjake·
Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home
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Angleton’s Orchids
Angleton’s Orchids@AngletonOrchids·
Motherfucker, YOU are foreign. YOUR 28 KIDS are “foreign anchor babies.” Just say “brown” you Nazi fuck!
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David Weigel
David Weigel@daveweigel·
Get on train. Hear music/radio chatter playing behind me. I get up and ask the woman playing it: Do you have headphones? She tells me: No, she's playing the music on her glasses, she can turn it down Meta glasses can also blast music? We need to join the ICC to prosecute Zuck.
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