Tonight @citywineryphil @toddbarry made a woman laugh so hard and often that she didn't even care they've been out of mustard for a month.
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West Philly Turkey
@WPhillyTurkey
My brother threw me out, so I'm looking for a new spot in West Philly. Let me know if you've got a room or a couch I can crash on.
West Philadelphia Katılım Nisan 2013
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What’s the name of the disease that inflicts people on vacation where after an amazing 48 hours they are already looking at real estate listings and mentally restructuring their entire lives to move to the vacation spot?
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@FeralPHunter I can't believe you are still using the "W word."
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A HOLY WEEK CLASSIC: "JESUS" LOSES HIS PATIENCE AND KICKS THE ROMAN SOLDIERS
😭😂
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Special shoutout to the mini plastic water bottles used to fill glass cups for the press event
E&E News@EENewsUpdates
Zeldin, RFK Jr. unveil plans targeting microplastics ift.tt/l1QVFf4
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@holy_schnitt I'm still trying to figure out what he keeps looking down to read off of. Is the script taped to his shoes? Is there a child with a teleprompter walking in front of him?
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I keep seeing tweets from serious political accounts that are like “wow i’ve never seen anyone move or speak like this” buddy this is a closeted frat guy after 8 beers and a xanax and I knew 17 of them at state school
Mark Moran for U.S. Senate@itsmarkmoran
Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.
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I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.
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@FranzkeLA There was an opening day around that time where they gave away large refrigerator magnet season schedules. Team was terrible and someone figured out that the magnets flew like Frisbees. Mayhem ensued.
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Honestly one of my favorite Vet opener memories along with the Thome debut and a guy in a bird costume sadly leaving after Paul Byrd got smoked
Alex Coffey@byalexcoffey
In April 1999, a 700 Level brawl made national news. Bonner students tumbled down the seats. The game was stopped. The alums are still proud, but would like to correct the record. They weren't fighting the Prep. It was 30 year old construction workers: inquirer.com/phillies/veter…
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@maaayuob @_Ochiedike I have great news. There is no hell. It was made up in fairy tales that were supposed to scare you into compliance.
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@_Ochiedike You lot are booking first class tickets to hell.
The mockery is on a whole new level.
GIF
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@_Ochiedike Jesus walked out of the tomb, he didn't send until heaven until 40 days later
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@byalexcoffey @ViolationsGreg This was the most entertaining thing to happen during a Phillies game at the Vet post-1993.
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In April 1999, a 700 Level brawl made national news.
Bonner students tumbled down the seats. The game was stopped.
The alums are still proud, but would like to correct the record.
They weren't fighting the Prep.
It was 30 year old construction workers:
inquirer.com/phillies/veter…
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Bald eagles getting lead poisoning from eating bullets is unfortunately just about the most American thing I've ever heard in my entire life
.davιd🎀@dqveed
This eagle is suffering from neurological symptoms as a result of lead poisoning. Over 80% of the Bald Eagles admitted to our hospital are suffering from lead poisoning after ingesting fragments of lead ammunition. Choose lead free ammunition to protect our eagles and wildlife.
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Motherfucker, YOU are foreign. YOUR 28 KIDS are “foreign anchor babies.” Just say “brown” you Nazi fuck!
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Get on train. Hear music/radio chatter playing behind me. I get up and ask the woman playing it: Do you have headphones? She tells me: No, she's playing the music on her glasses, she can turn it down
Meta glasses can also blast music? We need to join the ICC to prosecute Zuck.
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“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
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Everything reminds me of Bryon Noem…
Fʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ Holli Would@___SPAZ___
it kinda sucks that so many things make me think of Kristi Noem’s husband right now 😒
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