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Heartbroken to share that our beloved Jonathan, the world's oldest living land animal, has passed away today peacefully on St. Helena. At an estimated 193+ years old, this gentle giant outlived empires, wars, and generations of humans. As his vet for many years, it was an honor to care for him—hand-feeding bananas, watching him bask in the sun, and marveling at his quiet wisdom. He leaves behind a legacy of resilience and longevity that inspired millions. Rest easy, old friend. You'll be missed more than words can say.

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession. Carry on.

🔴 « Je me sens personnellement menacé par la loi #Yadan. On pourra être poursuivi parce qu’on accuse, à juste titre, #Israël d’être un État colonial et génocidaire » Rony Brauman, @Malbrunot, @LeSommierRgis et @alancelin étaient en direct sur QG ➡️ qg.media/emission/iran-…

Guys have yall this seen this AMAZING story of a sperm whale giving birth and TEN (10) other female whales were midwives who assisted her with the birth and helped lift the baby to the surface to take a first breath??? Coz I'm not seeing yall making the requisite noise

@JebraFaushay @clarkinhos She's 50 and aging stop your BS cloning for likes thing.

@clarkinhos Absolutely not.

People are still talking about Angelina Jolie’s appearance from the other day. I’ve seen more than theory that she has been cloned and this is not the real Angelina. (These are screenshots I took from a video, they haven’t been changed in anyway)

@ReacNoire Tu as raison il va sortir et probablement la tromper.

Que ce genre d'amour ne m'attrape jamais !!!

@OAbendale Ant eater I've seen one at the Pantanal in Brazil. They are almost blind so if they don't smell you they won't flee immediately

i just don’t understand how these are wild animals. like, how is this a thing that someone can come across in a forest.

🌳 Filmée depuis le sol, cette scène révèle un phénomène naturel aussi discret que fascinant : la couronne de timidité. Dans certaines forêts, les cimes des arbres ne se touchent pas. À la place, elles dessinent dans le ciel des formes irrégulières, comme des lignes ou des fissures entre les feuillages. Ce comportement, observé chez plusieurs espèces, reste encore en partie mystérieux. Plusieurs pistes sont envisagées : des branches qui se freinent mutuellement à force de se heurter avec le vent, une manière de limiter la propagation de parasites, ou encore une optimisation de l’accès à la lumière. Certains parlent aussi d'une sorte de respect mutuel que les arbres maintiennent enter eux... Rien n’est totalement tranché à ce jour. Ce qui est certain, en revanche, c’est que ce phénomène offre une vision étonnante de la forêt. Un équilibre silencieux, presque invisible, où chaque arbre semble trouver sa place sans empiéter sur celle des autres. ✨

« L’école coloniale a fabriqué des étrangers chez eux. »Mongo Beti

Le marché libre mais juste pour les riches. Qui l'aurait cru ?

@DrKarimWafa You forgot genocide.

what an odd way to describe theft and slavery

the blackest of mirrors

@mrjeffu Scientist named this kleptotrichy they do it with living animals even taking risks stealing hair from predators.

Viral video in Japan: two crows flew to the top of Rapunzel's tower at Tokyo Disney Sea and have been ripping out her hair.

Waking up to the news of yet another I$raeli massacre of civilians in southern Lebanon. An entire family wiped out in a strike on their home in the village of Houmine al-Tahta, Nabatieh District killing a husband and wife along with their two young daughters.

@StarLouFan Chez moi il est tjr sur Spotify

🚨 "Adieu mon amour" de Helena a été retirée de toutes les plateformes de streaming. Aucune explication officielle pour l’instant. Affaire à suivre…

MAGA man looking to call ICE at the airport—on Iraqi soccer fans traveling for the World Cup. He runs into crowd and tears up the homemade banner that fans were holding—written in Arabic and Spanish. "You're in America!" he yells. "You don't come to America and do that!" Traveling to support Iraq in a World Cup 2026 qualifier playoff match vs. Bolivia in Monterrey, Mexico. The incident occurred near Gate D12 in the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society.

Planting trees in China 🌿

MAGA went from “the war is great!” to “it’s Obama’s fault” because of how unpopular it is LMAOOOO