Mr Chimney.

Arsenal fans celebrate everything except winning the Premier League or the Champions League

@ilemidunf Why is this brilliant 😂😂

BEFORE I DATE A GUY, I WILL FIRST MAKE HIM USE A COMPUTER WITH SLOW INTERNET TO SEE WHO HE REALLY IS.

@TouchlineX Obviously makes no sense because they'll still need match fitness. Everyone will still play

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Should they qualify vs FC Barcelona, Diego Simeone has been granted permission by Atlético Madrid to rest his entire starting XI for EVERY remaining game in La Liga. The club believes that they have a clear path to the Final with only Arsenal or Sporting CP left to beat in the Semi Final.

@IgumaScott Why can't the president hold the governors accountable? What is the role of the EFCC he assigned? The country has empowered too many idiots as celebrities

Hold your governors and local government chairmen accountable.

@LazarusKumi I promise there are more straight forward ways for you to be racist bro

Nobody’s accent angers me more than John Obi Mikel’s

@doplarry How is it a civil matter when fraudulent crimes are being committed

Before people rush to react emotionally to what Omoyele Sowore said about B-Lord and Kuje Prison, let’s be clear about what is actually at stake. This is not about personalities, it’s about power and how it is being abused. There is absolutely nothing admirable about using influence to drag someone into detention over what appears to be a civil matter. That is not justice, it is repression dressed up as authority. From everything we can see, the issue involving B-Lord looks like something that should be handled through dialogue, settlement, or civil legal channels, not imprisonment. The moment disputes like this are escalated into criminal cases, it signals a dangerous willingness to weaponize the system. Prison should never be a tool for settling personal scores or proving who holds more power. Let’s call it what it is: using connections in the police or judiciary to lock someone up to show dominance is an abuse of power. It undermines the very foundation of justice and turns institutions into instruments of fear. Today it’s B-Lord. Tomorrow it could be anyone who crosses the wrong person. That is why Sowore stance matters. It is not about excusing wrongdoing, if any exists, but about drawing a hard line against the misuse of state machinery. Due process is not optional. Justice cannot be selective. And power must never be allowed to operate without accountability. Any society that stays silent in the face of this kind of behavior is slowly accepting injustice as normal. And once that line is crossed, it becomes harder and harder to reclaim fairness, freedom, and the rule of law.

@NigeriaStories It sure me die people in that bank are involved but all authorities will be paid off to investigate deeply.

FCMB has successfully blocked an attempt by suspected cyber criminals to steal N2.4 billion, after discovering the fraudulent activity in December 2025. Despite the preventive measures, N677 million was reportedly transferred to the fraudsters before the bank’s systems detected and blocked further access.

@Eloquent6_ And with all this Drake still lost 😂😂😂

Kenny - “You run to Atlanta.” Thugger - “Yeah we fuck w/ Drake.” Lil Baby - “don’t mention my name” Kenny - “You did Cole foul” Jcole - “Yeah idk what Kenny was talking about” Kenny - “You did Lil Wayne foul.” Lil Wayne - “That was nothing” Kenny - “You’re a womanizer” The women - “We love Drake” Kenny - “The embassy getting raided.” FBI - *Does nothing*

@DanielRegha Mercy of the firm interested in business is better than being in mercy of the government.

Alex Otti says that he wants to remove Abia State from the National Grid completely, "even though it's a PRIVATE enterprise" and many Nigerians are busy cheering him and his idea like this is something truly positive. Are we really a serious people at all? Imagine the entire electricity of a state being owned and controlled by private enterprise(s), doesn't this leave the people at the mercy of the firm? Or you forget that electricity is a basic amenity that should be provided by the govt if we have serious leaders? Has privatizing anything ever benefitted the masses in this country? Take the only working refinery for example, today we are at the mercy of Dangote, he can increase and reduce prices at any time, and we have no choice because we are dependent on that one refinery that is privately owned. If Abia goes fully private, consumers will most definitely pay more, because there's a 99% chance the govt won't step in to regulate in the long run, and of course, it's private so the goal is to make profit whichever way neccesary. Abia State govt gets allocations, but wants to privatize electricity. The problem with many Nigerians is that once someone is put on a pedestal, logical thinking automatically goes off the window.

@Chima_Obi1234 Gril this is not how mathematics works. You have to account for inflation.

President Goodluck Jonathan’s highest annual budget was 5 trillion. President Buhari’s annual budget was 22 trillion. President Tinubu’s annual budget 58 trillion for 2026. Tinubu is budgeting 10 times higher than Jonathan, yet nothing to show for it. Remember, out of the 5 trillion Jonathan used as budget, he was also paying subsidy for educational, petrol and electricity. But Tinubu removed all subsidies, borrowed more than 50 trillion, budgeted more than 50 trillion annually and still have nothing to show. Jonathan built 6 new universities and many more. What has President Tinubu done positively Nigerians are using to campaign for his second term? To support APC in Nigeria; you must suspend your reasoning, bury your conscience, be criminally minded, promote lies with straight face, be insensitive and most importantly be very stoopid.

@carlchery @frelliottwilson Let unc live bro 😭😂

@frelliottwilson Chat? lol

Hey chat, journalists back up?

@Viralitity Man said this is why I bench him 😭

Pep Guardiola looks annoyed after Cherki started toying with the ball. 😂

@arrakunrin Idk man, the galloping is annoying and stressful to play

This game is the reason why I’m not bothered about how long it takes to make GTA 6. You guys don’t know how insane this game is. The level of detail that was carefully crafted into it? Roger Clark, the voice actor for Arthur Morgan said that at some point, his friends started doubting if he actually had work because of how long it had taken and still wasn’t complete. It took about 8 years. I’ve played it 5 times and each time, there’s always a mission or story that I didn’t play the previous time. There’s always a side mission that you don’t play the previous time Did you know that, in the winter, your horse’s testicles shrink and they also drop in the summer. A very small but immersive detail. Every motion of the characters and animals in the game were captured one by one for weeks on end. This is hands down the most detailed and most impressive game I’ve ever played and the only thing that can top it is GTA 6

@its_stephdr Ok dick pic man

@MrbenjaaminX The thing about Bayern they won't even take it easy they will beat them 4-0 again

Them paste you 6 goals without harry kane ?? And you dey go Allianz Arena Next week ?? Oya nah 😂😂😂

@ruffydfire @grok who is this

@dom_lucre Killer Mike you are richer than 95% of the world population. Your kids are firstl in line

🔥🚨BREAKING: Grammy winning Rapper Killer Mike told TMZ that poor kids should stop fighting America's wars and that Rich kids should be the only ones sent to go fight.

“By all means necessary, you must have electricity. If I don't keep this promise and I come back for second term, don’t vote for me.” - Tinubu, 2023. Don’t say anything. Just watch this video. Retweet and share. Make sure everybody around you sees it.

@_Nsznn How dumb are y'all to commit crimes and then say it on the internet. So foolish.

Where I did my Nysc last year, na over religious girls full the lodge. Na once me I switch to ghosting. 😭😭

@ayblaack I love mathematics because you can keep doing this with 100,1000,10000 and it will always be true

the difference between $1 and N1 is so big that even if you earn N1 everyday,you won't make $1 in 2 years

@ItsSoniaNG But he's not making videos about her really, it's about the sponsors so the volume is justified

Milk this matter as much as you like, we understand that they are fighting you but remember that girl is 26 years, aside people sponsoring her, that girl no suppose make you do more than 3 videos but we know you nah, you go milk this matter until we move on leave you for the matter. Escaping what you escaped, you should keep your head low now, and you should have left out Naira and imoh matter out of this. Nah why I dey talk say this guy no wise.